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If you're going to start ripping people, Les Miles, go all the way. That way Every Day Should Be Saturday wouldn't have to step in and pick up the slack with some writer's embellishment, turning what was some mildly interesting radio content into something truly memorable. The LSU football coach was on a Baton Rouge radio station last week, where he predicted an LSU-USC showdown in the BCS title game. He ripped the Pac-10, and the Trojans in particular, saying that USC has a much easier road than the Tigers: "They're going to play real knockdown drag-outs with UCLA and Washington, Cal, Stanford — some real juggernauts."
But since this is Every Day Should Be Saturday, you know that the interview doesn't end there. Miles "continues," criticizing a random 11-year-old girl named Hayley Lafontaine:
"Her bicycle lacks streamers. Her birthday parties always turn up the dregs of the sixth grade ... And she plays Avril fucking Lavigne all damn day. Avril Lavigne. As if anyone in the world gave a flying dog turd-shaped airplane made of dog turds about her anymore. Goddammit, how I loathe that brokedick excuse for an 11 year old girl. She keeps going on about how excited she is about the Bratz movie coming up—Omigod bratz bratz bratz weeeEEEEEEE—that I'm thinking of burning down the Regal 5 the night before just to watch her cry."
In Hayley's defense, nobody really uses streamers anymore.
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Les Miles Calls Out USC, Big 12, 11-Year-Old Girl [Every Day Should Be Saturday]
Comments
I use streamers on my car.
I was never even on stupid Old Man Les's lawn.
I use clothespins and baseball cards, it makes a great sound.
flying dog turd shaped airplane made of dog turds
Fueled by Fox?
If there's a bad dog turd airplane joke, I have yet to hear it.
in response to this stroy dan hawkins said, "go play intramurals, hayley lafontaine!"
Well jeez, if she doesn't even sell GS cookies, then burn her at the stake, I say!
And while I'm at it, a big turd on the porch for GSA in general for taking Lemon Coolers off the list this year. Bastards!
Is he related to Les Whinen, cause I'd say that he ought to do more thinking and less whining!
@MattMillenFanClub: Fueled by Najeh.
"That half-assed ninny costs me hundreds every year, and all I get for it is five pounds of excess body weight and stacks of uneaten Tagalongs in my fucking fridge."
That was coach's big mistakes. Thin mints, put them in the freezer, and refreshing cookies are never more than an arms length away.
My daughter is a Brownie, who is in for next year?
@UpstateUnderdog:
Dan Hawkins also interjected this on Les Miles' behalf:
"IT'S A BIKE FOR AN 11 YEAR OLD GIRL! IT'S THE BIG TIME, IT AIN'T NO BANANA SEAT BIKE!!! Go put on your training wheels, sister. Go put on your training wheels."
nick saban would have had sex with the 11 yr old, but denied it to everyone until one day he announces the 2 are married. les miles is an amateur.
@Weed Against Speed: i swear i could listen to that dan hawkins rant everyday for the rest of my life. btw, great comment.
Hey, can't argue with the man. She does sound like a brokedick excuse for a pre-teen.
How does one acquire a "dog turd-shaped airplane made of dog turds"? This could be an ebay gem!
That's nothing. You should've heard what he said about Chai Chai Rod-ree-guess.
Let's not get too wound up her about Hayley Lafontaine. I'm sure she's still more manly than the Trojans.
Houston Knutt was trying to be nice to Hayley Lafontaine but a family friend kept sending nasty emails to her.
that stupid girl has botox balls, smooth as eggs.
@Phatty: Stupid girl? That's garbage.
Joe Paterno has ear hair older than Hayley Lafontaine.
how the hell does Miles mention cal on this list and not Arizona?
Hayley was not only a girl, she was terrible. OK? There's no other way to say it.
-Gary Barnett
@UpstateUnderdog: because he and bibby go way back
@Weed Against Speed: Greg Oden has ear hair older than Joe Paterno
Bratz does look terrible.
@UpstateUnderdog: Ever heard of the legal phrase "annoyed to the slightest degree"? It's better not to mention Arizona.
Hey, Hey, You, You
I don't like the Pac-10
No Way, No Way
The SEC is number one
Hey, Hey, You, You
Stanford's never going to win.
Haley thinks she is soooooo great, but she's totally not.
Speaking of Bratz- What beer does one chose to boil theirs in pre-grilling? For me it must be a Milwaukee beer product with the High Life being most choice.
@Weed Against Speed:
Joe Pa's ear hair is older than Les Miles, let alone Hayley Fontaine.
@Chicago Jones: This deserves its own post. Tomorrow is an important day; we need to discuss this.
@Tuffy: Agreed and seconded. Can a committee to plan parties be organized?
"Hayley LaFontaine was a terrible kicker"
-- Gary Barnett
to be fair, haley is often like so whatever. les might have a point.
Funny, I've never heard of SEC football folks being arrogant when discussing other conferences.
That's sarcasm, Les Miles.
Miles has never been one with the quick sarcasm. When coaching a mediocre Ok. State team one shouldn't call out the Sooners, it makes Ok. State fans look stupid.
@Chicago Jones:
Try using a decent pale ale. Sierra Nevada will work fine. You will be pleased.
@HIV 2 Elway: pale ales work great for brats. Also: goddamn, your avatar scares me.
I hear Hayley's track coach won't even touch her.
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