That Braves/Twins game is Hudson/Santana.

Meat shorts? Are those anything like Bacon Pants?

wearing the shorts, ...athlete spokesmodel, Aaron Rowand!!!

If it goes 7, my drinking potential will go through the roof. Also, I can't wait for:

Step 1: Blow out Spurs in meaningless game
Step 2: Write about potential Cavs/Red Sox comparisons
Step 3: ....
Step 4: Profit

(Step 5: Spurs blow out win at home in Game 5)

NBA: Finals, San Antonio at Cleveland, Game 4. Just watch this thing go seven.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

I lived in the same building as Mehdi when he was at Creighton. He always took the elevator to the 2nd floor of a nine story building.

He's a finely-tuned athlete.

Mehdi Ballouchy -- long lost soccer-playing brother of Jim and the late John Ballouchy.

Wait ... what?

So, I'm tendin' bar there at Ecklund and Swedlin's last Tuesday and this little guy's drinkin' and he says, "So where can a guy find some action? I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake." And I says, "What kinda action?" and he says, "Woman action, what do I look like?" And I says, "Well, what do I look like, I don't arrange that kinda thing," and he says, "I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake," and I says, "Well, this ain't that kinda place. So he says, "So I get it, so you think I'm some kinda jerk for askin'," only he doesn't use the word jerk."

I'm going fishing instead of watching the NBA finals and I'll be shocked if the Spurs aren't already celebrating when I get home.

@Land of Os(borne):

That's such a weak move. We booed people for doing that.

Only one thing worse: going down from 2 to 1.

"OUCH, RIGHT IN THE HAM."

Isn't that the subtitle to the new Kermit Porks Piggy DVD?

@Weed Against Speed: ...not Anchorman...

Tan Sierra! Tan Sierra!

@JebusHChrist: Nope. Definitely not Anchorman. I do not wish to invoke the wrath of Mr. Iracane.

Simply riffing off Will's post is all.

@Matt_T:

Will's post is appropriate as the Braves in this series so far have:

A) Been put through the wood-chipper

OR

B) Shot like a bit-part playin' Prince

And the Twins are Steve Buscemi...but in a less creepy way.

On Sirius Tonight:

8:30. NBA Finals. ESPN Radio 120, Spurs call on NBA Radio 127, Cavs call on 123.

You know, it's proven that second-hand smoke is, uh, carcin... uh, you know. Cancer-related or something.

Well, we've never done this before. But seeing as it's special circumstances and all, he says I can knock a hundred dollars off that Trucoat.

@Lady Andrea: @RashaanEnis:

God bless you two.

@Lady Andrea: Someone likes Carolyn Hax.

Sweeeeeeeep!