What you missed while becoming more and more excited at the fact that MNF will be watchable this year

What you missed while wondering when the Yanks are going to give Moose the Old Yeller treatment

What you missed while you watched the game from your office, Charlie Manuel...

What you missed while drawing penises all day and night.

What you missed while devouring SI's High School Football preview then feeling a little ashamed of it afterward

What you missed while driving past a woman walking down the street wearing a Mike McMahon Lions jersey.

What you missed while passing out on the couch, laptop open to DUAN in front of you ...

They really gave up 100 points to Mexico? Eduardo Najera must be improving considerably with age.

@Unsilent Majority:

Najera wasn't even playing. Neither were Lorenzo Matta or Earl Watson.

What you missed while trying to figure out which crime of Mike Vick's was worse: forcing the American public to deal with hearing about your dogfighting for an entire football season or the actual dogfighting itself.

What you missed while wondering if someone had left an italics tag open...

@Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price:

What you missed while nullifying your sperm count.

Glad they were able to corral Jimmy Clausen.

What you further missed while taking a look at Paula Zahn in a whole new light.

27-point win? Only because Mexican players are easier to control.

--Sheff

OK, this has got to be traveling, or carrying, or something ...

Oh great. Now my dad writes for Deadspin. Dad, 3 steps is cool now, get with it.

What you missed while watching Joey Harrington's only good game for the Falcons.

@losloseeboy: Yeah...maybe that's for the best

@Dr. Michael Mancini:

27-point win? Only because Mexican players are easier to control.

-Nolan Richardson

Now I know what that giant sucking sound is. Thanks, NAFTA!

@Unsilent Majority: You're probably right about that one.

what you missed while looking for amaprica

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@UkraineNotWeak: Whoa! Now that is something to look at this morning.

What you missed while wondering if Louisville can cover the 54 point spread on Thursday

What you missed while wondering what the hell is going to happen with the DSHOF vote recounts

Emu Brute?

@Ankiels in the Outfield: I wonder if they counted the votes from Richie Valens, the Big Bopper, Buddy Holly and Snowball I.

@Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price: DU!AN is better than porn, I suppose...

@Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price: Stop peeping in my window!

What you missed while Will stuffed the HOF ballot boxes for Barbaro, Kige, 2/1/07, the memo, and 'Lemme Know'...

What you missed while muting MNF, because you couldn't tolerate any more conversation about Michael Vick...

Apparently Pat Burrell is back too. I had that hump on my fantasy team for the first two months of the season. He was batting about .212 when I dropped him. He's now hitting .270 with 21 home runs, and 72 RBI's. I'd be the worst GM since Steve Phillips.

@Scout: Yesterday was a Vick-Alberto Gonzalez-Owen Wilson battle to the finish.

Owen cut himself out early and Vick finished off Alberto in style.

@Ankiels in the Outfield: Four words: You, Me, And Dupree.

Shit like that will fuck you up, man.

@Ankiels in the Outfield:

According to perezhilton, Owen Wilson was distraught because Barbaro didn't make it into the DHoF.

@Scout: See, I figured him to be more upset about the Kige snub.

@Weed Against Speed: That wasn't a bad movie, though.