Ozzie Guillen

Ozzie Guillen Bids Farewell To His Personal Lord Voldemort

Reaction to Jay Mariotti's resignation from the Chicago Sun-Times continues to pour in — there hasn't been this much freewheeling glee since the announcement of the end of World War II — and of course Ozzie Guillen is leading the hurrahs. While admitting that his own tenure in Chicago most assuredly comes with an expiration date, the White Sox manager still could not hide his satisfaction with the way things have played out with his nemesis, the man he notoriously called "a f—-—- fag" in 2006. More »

10:15 AM on Thu Aug 28 2008
By Rick Chandler
9,967 views, 55 comments

Most discussed crazyjoedavola: One can only hope that Marriotti starts a blog, with a comments field. That would be glorious, my Band of more »

Ozzie Guillen

Pester Ozzie Guillen Enough On E-mail And He Will Respond Accordingly

White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen's verbal attacks on reporters, general managers, players, fans, and blow-up dolls are somewhat disturbing, if not highly entertaining for those of us who don't have to deal with them directly. But did you know you too can be eviscerated by Ozzie if you type with the appropriate amount of bile? More »

2:20 PM on Mon Jul 7 2008
By DAULERIO
9,895 views, 61 comments

Latest by JohnnyKilroy: First commenter to get Ozzie to give up Mariotti's email gets a serious +1 more »

DUAN!

A Little Music For the Late Night Crowd

Thanks to Awful Announcing for providing video of the worst rap in the history of car commercials (and that's a long list). I would have liked to have been in the room when the ad guys pitched this to Lou and Ozzie. I bet it sounded a lot more like the rap we're used to. Well, the vocabulary at least. More »

7:15 PM on Sat Jun 21 2008
By KOGOD
4,340 views, 210 comments

Latest by Innings Eater: It's 80 degrees in Redondo Beach. At one in the morning. This is not normal. /Hammered //Really hammered more »

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White Sox Locker Room Is Not A Safe Environment For Women, Real Or Inflatable

Ozzie Guillen and the White Sox are now in the midst of being criticized (again) by some sports writers and the Association For Women In Sports Media for their creative blow-up doll, slump-busting shrine. The Association said said the shrine creates an "uncomfortable" environment for female sports writers in the locker room. Via the National Post, comes this description of the shrine which featured two female blow-up dolls: More »

12:35 PM on Tue May 6 2008
By DAULERIO
28,422 views, 93 comments

Latest by redreb: I've been a White Sox fan ever since I was a wee girl sitting on my dad's lap in the more »

profanity-laced tirades

Ozzie Guillen Does A Brilliant Ozzie Guillen Impersonation

Perhaps it's appropriate that Ozzie Guillen would unleash one of his patented expletive-filled tirades on Chicago fans, the Cubs, and media outlets just a few short days removed from the 25th anniversary of Lee Elia's epic f-bomb ranting. Maybe it was an homage. But more likely it was just Ozzie Guillien being his usual colorful self. More »

6:30 PM on Mon May 5 2008
By DAULERIO
7,684 views, 23 comments

Latest by joe: This man needs his own late-night show. more »

baseball

Ozzie Guillen Is Back, And Man, He's The Best

You know baseball is almost upon us when Ozzie Guillen is saying crazy things again. More »

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Deadspin SHOTY Tournament: Ozzie Guillen Vs. Stephen A. Smith

Just two more first-round matchups left until the Elite Eight, and we've got a potential barnburner here today. (Does anyone other than Musberger use "barnburner" anymore? We like the term.) More »

2:00 PM on Thu Nov 30 2006
By Leitch
367 views, 68 comments

baseball

"Show Me Where Mariotti Touched You, Alex"

We can't quite put our finger on why a picture of Ozzie Guillen talking to Alex Rodriguez while A-Rod violently adjusts his crotch region is funny .... but it nevertheless is. More »

11:30 AM on Wed Aug 30 2006
By Leitch
11,376 views, 93 comments

baseball

Jay Mariotti Has Returned

Fret not, loyal Chicago-area readers: Your long national nightmare is now over. After a month-long "vacation" that followed Ozzie Guillen Fag-gate, Chicago Sun-Times "columnist" Jay Mariotti has signed a three-year deal with the paper, assuring his smiling face will grace the paper's pages four days a week for the next three years. More »

12:45 PM on Wed Aug 2 2006
By Leitch
528 views, 29 comments

Latest by hiphopnerd: GoZook - that's exactly why I subscribe to the Trib... AK- Most discussion of Rogers centers on how in the hell more »

baseball

Also, They Make Their Tamales Way Too Hot

It takes a special kind of person to come into a verbal confrontation with White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen and come out looking like the more unreasonable one ... but if anyone can do it, it's Andy Van Slyke. More »

2:22 PM on Wed Jul 26 2006
By Leitch
269 views, 52 comments

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