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    The Return Of Pacman, Ocho Bencho, And 'At The Movies' With Tony Romo And A Homeless Guy

    • Wait, Is That Pacman Jones' Entrance Music? Adam Pacman Jones is back — a fact which absolutely thrills this particular writer: "The NFL's poster child for foolish behavior is returning to the Cowboys. That's right, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell has reinstated Pacman Jones, giving him yet another opportunity to embarrass the NFL, the Cowboys and his family." [Dallas Morning News] More »

    1:00 PM on Thu Nov 20 2008
    By Rick Chandler
    8,062 views, 47 comments

    Most discussed Shorty: how nice of a millionaire to spare 10 bucks for a bum to see a movie. more »

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    Jerry Jones On Pacman Scuffle: Nothing To See Here. Move Along

    First of all, I have a feeling that the movie Max Payne is going to make me want to punch someone myself. Just a hunch. That's evidently what happened on Wednesday with the Cowboys' Pacman Jones, who was at an event for the movie at a Dallas hotel which was also attended by rapper Ludacris and actor Mark Wahlberg. Somehow Pacman got into a fight with one of his own bodyguards — a feat that even Tyson never accomplished — and someone called the cops. Anyway, Cowboys owner Jerry Jones says its all cool; the team won't discipline Pac, because they were merely "jiving around." Yes, he said "jiving." More »

    12:30 PM on Fri Oct 10 2008
    By Rick Chandler
    2,754 views, 34 comments

    Most discussed stealofthedraft: Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help. more »

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    Pacman Jones Just Got Reinstated; Receives News at Hooters


    Dallas area strippers are rejoicing. It's probably just a coincidence that thunderstorms are in the Dallas forecast. Because, after over a year of suspension, Pacman is back. Jones confirmed the reinstatement with the Dallas Morning News this afternoon. Where was he when he received the news? Hooters. Seriously. More »

    3:30 PM on Thu Aug 28 2008
    By Clay Travis
    6,992 views, 42 comments

    Most discussed FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: Hooters. Yeah, that seems right...a classy joint where they require a collard shirt. more »

  • NFL

    Now You Can Bet on Which NFL Team Will Have the Next Arrest


    Somewhere Roger Goodell is crying. Or making a boatload of cash thanks to inside information. Right now the Cincinnati Bengals lead the clubhouse at 5/1. Many teams are set at 25/1. Not content with betting on teams? In addition to team arrests, you can take the over/under on number of individual arrests—currently set at 7.5; Regular season vs. offseason arrests in 2008 and 2009, and what the next player will be arrested for. Drug possession leads at 2/1. More »

    2:00 PM on Fri Aug 22 2008
    By Clay Travis
    3,731 views, 34 comments

    Latest by Aunt Jemima Treatment: Gene Upshaw- OFF more »

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    Adam "Pacman" Jones Gets His First Dallas Endorsement Deal

    I think I speak for everyone when I say, "This is Adam Jones; formerly Pacman. I've learned how tough it is to get a second chance," is the most persuasive opening to a commercial in the history of television. Particularly with the 1970's r&b background music. More »

    9:45 AM on Mon Jul 28 2008
    By Clay Travis
    3,678 views, 42 comments

    Latest by chuckv: What happens when jesus tells one of their customers to not make car payments? more »

  • More Nappy-Headed Ho-dom

    Don Imus: Still Not Being Too Friendly To The Black Folk


    Regardless of where you sit on the whole Imus/"nappy-headed ho" spectrum, it was pretty apparent that Imus did at least acknowledge how something like that could be considered offensive. Sure. That's his job: Be an old hillbilly crank and sometimes be the voice of the ignorant truth, for whatever purpose that serves. More »

    2:20 PM on Mon Jun 23 2008
    By DAULERIO
    21,357 views, 93 comments

    Latest by Mr.Boh: Isn't the real issue here the Imus' continued use of the nickname "Pacman" instead of referring to him as "Adam" more »

  • blogdome

    From Cheerleader To Puck Bunny


  • NHL.com wises up, hires former Texans cheerleader to...something something cheerleader. [Japers' Rink]
  • There once were some limericks about the SEC... [3rd Saturday in Blogtober]
  • Pacman Jones joins the racing circuit. What could possibly go wrong? [Black Flagged Online]
  • Melt Your Face Off doing a live blog of tonight's Stanley Cup Finals Game 4. [MYFO]
  • Hank Steinbrenner pinning fuel crisis on the Red Sox [eTrueSports.com]
  • Video of 'Sheed's towel tantrum last night [SportsbyBrooks]
  • Lakers and Celtics - actually no great shakes. [Me And Pedro Down By The Ballpark]

2:10 PM on Sat May 31 2008
By Christmas Ape
8,272 views, 7 comments

Latest by MopUpReliever: Can you post some pictures of her five hole? more »

  • pacman jones

    Take A Tour Of Pacman's Crib


    Now that he's headed for the bright, shining silver star of Dallas, Adam "Pacman" Jones no longer needs his digs in Tennesse. For just $1.8 million, you can move into 4282 N Chapel Rd in Franklin, and call this spacious, stripper-friendly abode your own. More »

    12:35 PM on Fri May 2 2008
    By DAULERIO
    11,539 views, 85 comments

    Latest by NYSportscene: Maybe Pac cleared out all the one dollar bills, but did he look deep enough to not leave any sign more »

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    Welcome Back, Pacman; We Await The Rain You Shall Make

    So, now that Pacman Jones has joined the Dallas Cowboys, we ask: How will he deal with the changing rules for Dallas-area strip clubs? More »

    1:35 PM on Thu Apr 24 2008
    By Leitch
    3,805 views, 58 comments

  • pacman jones

    It's Raining In Dallas...Pacman's A Cowboy

    Ed Werder just called from the ESPN Mort phone into Sports Center and said that the Cowboys have worked out a deal to bring Adam "Pacman" Jones to Big D. The Titans have agreed "in principle" to a trade, so we're assuming that means that the components of the deal have yet to be finalized. More »

    6:18 PM on Wed Apr 23 2008
    By DAULERIO
    7,131 views, 39 comments

    Latest by MenaceIISobriety: ...and i'm gonna be HIGH...as kite...my friend more »