If you were undecided about who to root for today... Jesus.
I like orange sherbert, asshole.
The liveblog begins around 4:30.
'Peyton Paradise' Puts Li'l Ronnie to Shame, Talks Trash to Ravens [FanHouse]
Peyton Paradise [YouTube]
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If you were undecided about who to root for today... Jesus.
I like orange sherbert, asshole.
The liveblog begins around 4:30.
'Peyton Paradise' Puts Li'l Ronnie to Shame, Talks Trash to Ravens [FanHouse]
Peyton Paradise [YouTube]
3:45 PM on Sat Jan 13 2007
By MJD
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Hahahahahha FOO!
Fantastic. Like Colts fans don't have it hard enough...this is NOT HELPING.
At least after I finish vomiting, I'll have more room for beer. Go Blue!!
Lil Ronnie spawned this??
MJD, can you just post more pics of kicker cock please?
I don't ever wanna see that video again.
Coolio is not going to be happy.
Reached for comment, Jesus replied, "God, I hate the internet. Can you imagine what these people will do if Peyton actually wins a game that matters?"
And I thought Kenny Chesney sang country.
Lil' Ronnie done all growed up.
And I thought Kenny Chesney sang country.
"Sang" is a strong word.
I haven't seen such impressvie rapping like that since Robert Goulet.
I'm stuck at work and YouTube is blocked.
Can someone give me a short description please?
Who should I be rooting for?
The team coached by the guy the Vikings should have dropped Denny Green for or the team coached by the guy the Vikings should have dropped Denny Green for?
Cripes, I hate the Vikings and I hate rooting for the Vikings.
Whatever's in the video, I want the Ravens to win, and go to the SB against the Bears so we can have a 7-5 score superbowl (the touchdown will be on an interception/fumble/kickoff/punt return).
There are DEFINITELY homosexual overtones. No wait, those aren't overtones, that's just plain gay.
People seriously sit around and do this with their free time? Have they not heard of porn?
I think this was his porn.
"No ... seriously, I love you dude."
Just take it easy, Champ. Why don't you stop talking for a while?
I don't think that guy was black enough to pull that song off.
More dangerous to society: Gay YouTube Video Posters or Barbaro Message Board Posters?
amr - There are Recovering Viking Fans support groups all over Wisconsin.
I always thought Peyton's Paradise would have more country-western cocks and assholes.
Maybe he's keeping that video for himself.
Also, didn't the guy singing sound borderline retarded? His voice reminded me of Jacob Silj.
amr:
It's "Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio rewritten to idolize Peyton. Just a slideshow of pics of Peyton except for the above pic when the "singer" says that Peyton is "like Jesus to me." You're lucky not to have this in your head.
Kids, welcome to Philosophy 001: Logic. Let's introduce modus ponens today:
If P, then Q
P
Therefore, Q.
P = Orange sherbet is gay
Q = [MJD] like[s] orange sherbet.
Therefore, MJD likes gay things. Class dismissed.
Why did I just shit blood over myself?
hmmmmm...livin in a Pay-UHN paradise!
Fuck Pay-uhn.
I actually know the guy who made this video. He's in my fantasy football league. Seriously. He's pretty much a total jag who thinks he's really hilarious. It's people like him who cause me to believe that Colts fan are some of the least knowledgable football fans around.
Modus ponens! Now use disjunctive syllogism!
I'm not sure what the term is when you call Deion Sanders "queer as orange sherbet," and then say that Peyton Manning turns you on...
Oh yeah, hypocrisy.
Okay, I may hate the Vikings, but it's a self-loathing. I hate the Packers in a much different way, except this year, when they really sucked, so I was rooting for them to get to the SB, because the whole NFC sucked, except the Chicago Special Teams.
Coolio wasn't too happy when Weird Al used this song, I imagine after he hears this, Coolio is going to straight up murder this dude..
Coolio can't say shit to Weird Al after borrowing the song from Stevie Wonder.
And speaking of Weird Al, his parody of Chamillionaire is amazing...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=TiCty3DMFC4&mode=related&search...
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