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freddie mitchell
Freddie Mitchell Is Here To Set The Record Straight
Last we'd heard from Freddie Mitchell, he was being investigated after a 7-pound package of weed was delivered to one of his restaurant businesses in Florida. Before that, he was allegedly substitute teaching. Now? Blogging. More »
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By DAULERIOComment by MattinglysSideburns: My only Freddie Mitchell story: I once was at very high-priced Toronto steakhouse to celebrate a buddy's acceptance into an MBA... 4 Responses | Other threads
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philadelphia eagles
Finally, Something Good Happens To The Eagles This Off-Season
Jason Peters, Buffalo Bills Pro Bowl tackle, is headed to Philadelphia. [Philly.com]
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By DAULERIOComment by UpstateUnderdog: Jason Peters, Buffalo Bills Pro Bowl tackle, is headed to Philadelphia. /FML as a Bills fan 9 Responses | Other threads
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nfl
Brian Dawkins To Make His Biggest Fan Whole
Brian Dawkins indirectly cost Eagles superfan Dan Leone his job and Dawkins is going to make up for that in big way. A pair of tickets should cover it, right? More »
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Comment by TheOnlyNetsFan: Okay, I wish there was afternoon DUAN on weekends: I'm hosting a Wrestlemania party at my college house. We're all... 5 Responses | Other threads
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stripping
The Kendra Wilkinson-Carmen Electra Stripper Pole War IS ON
If you've already purchased one of those inferior Carmen Electra stripper poles, throw it out. Kendra Wilkinson, who is engaged to the Eagles' Hank Baskett, is introducing her own line of stripper poles. More »
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Comment by She Blinded Me With Violence: Or you can go to Lowes and just buy a fucking metal pipe. 7 Responses | Other threads
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philadelphia eagles
Dan Leone Will Not Stop Yapping Until The Eagles Give Him His Usher Job Back
Yesterday we showed you the story of Dan Leone, the former Eagles' game-day worker canned for illegal use of the Facebook. The Eagles have not relented, and Dan is still part-time jobless. More »
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By DAULERIOComment by Buzz's Monkey Butler: This guy's half-retarded, right? Leave it to the Eagles to push down a retarded guy and then kick him in... 8 Responses | Other threads
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nfl
Police Capture Wily McNabb Lawn Vandals
Lex Luthor, Professor Moriarty, Dr. Doom ... evil super geniuses all. It's time to add two more names to the pantheon of criminal masterminds: Arizona Cardinals fans Ryan Hanlon, left, and Rex Perkin. More »
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Comment by wonderlic---myballs: How do you keep Cards' fans out of your backyard? 6 Responses | Other threads
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Wake up deadspin!
No, It's Not Real Pee, Officer -- It's My Artistic Interpretation Of The Eagles' Performance In NFC Championship Games
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap More »
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By DAULERIOComment by Matt_T: Why is that girl behind him doing the robot? 4 Responses | Other threads
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nba
Another NBA Player Defects To The NFL ... In His Dreams
Kobe Bryant: "I could play wide receiver for the Eagles." NOW He Tells Us [San Francisco Sports Examiner]
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Comment by Candace Parker Secret Lover: I figure Kobe would make a better defensive back, since he's already used to pounding defenseless receivers... 2 Responses | Other threads
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nfc championship blogdome
Not What Eagles Fans Want To See This Morning
The boys at the Pennsylvania Dept. of Transportation had an important bulletin for eastbound motorists on the Pennsylvania Turnpike this morning. Some commuters were not amused. [Philly Edge] More »
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Comment by How do you spell retard?: Better than the sign on the NJ Turnpike today: Turn signals, now optional /Fuck I have to drive that later today 4 Responses | Other threads
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Wake up deadspin!
If You Want To Crown 'Em, Then Crown Their A--
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap. More »
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Comment by Tickenest: So we're all agreed that it was the Eagles who got screwed on that strange kickoff in the 2nd quarter... 6 Responses | Other threads
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live blog
The NFC Championship Live Blog, Done Right (Not With Tagged Posts)
Will it be the desert dwellers or the East coast fellers? Which nine-win team reigns supreme? This and much more Iron Chef-style prose to follow in the live blog, aprez le jump. More » -
nfc championship game
Live Twittering from the Pink Taco. Watch a boy melt down, in real time. [Twitter]
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nfl playoff blogdome
The AFC Championship Game As Imagined By An Eight-Year-Old Boy
Yes, this Pittsburgh Post-Gazette graphic sums up Sunday's AFC Championship game matchup perfectly (WTF?). Time to worry: That Raven looks totally unaffected by the deadly eye beams. [Best Week Ever] More »
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Comment by Gourmet Spud: That's funny, I see that drawing as the Raven shooting two laser guns into the Steeler Robot's eyes. 3 Responses | Other threads
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Deadspin Civil War
The Deadspin Civil War Mayor's Bet: Philadelphia Eagles
Donovan McNabb is two wins away from redemption. The only thing that can stop him is a tiny red bird. More »
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By DAULERIOComment by shea_guevara: Will the cookie sheet be fresh out of the oven? Because that would add a bit of danger to this... 8 Responses | Other threads
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Deadspin Civil War
The Deadspin Civil War Mayor's Bet: Arizona Cardinals
So, the game is only four days away. It seems it's time to start getting a bit more serious about this. More »
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By Will LeitchComment by Weed Against Speed: If Will is saying he is going to shave his head if the Cardinals lose, I reckon AJ will say... 7 Responses | Other threads
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Giants Fans
New York Giants Fans Take Out Sunday's Frustration On Burned Vehicles
Some Giants fans were positively apoplectic after the loss to the Philadelphia Eagles on Sunday. So much that they chose to take out their frustration on burned-out cars in a parking lot. More »
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By DAULERIOComment by Flayed Bozack: When asked for comment, the Final Fight henchman could only exclaim, "Oh, my car!" 9 Responses | Other threads
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eli manning
Young Eli Manning Can't Overcome His Bad Touch
Some blame Tom Coughlin for the Giants ineptitude yesterday, but young Eli is no longer the fair-haired Super Bowl hero. The New York media examines the carnage at the Meadowlands. More »
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By DAULERIOComment by Weed Against Speed: "The Giants will never admit it packing their bags on Blue Monday..." I assume they will be listening to New Order... 5 Responses | Other threads
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nfc playoff blogdome
Joe Buck Pefers To Call It Multitasking
What they're saying around the blogs about the weekend's NFC playoff games ... More »
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Comment by Jews For Purple Jesus: My favorite part of yesterday was when the game was just about over, a rather intoxicated Eagles fan in our... 6 Responses | Other threads
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nfc championship
And, Somehow, The Philadelphia Eagles Will Meet The Buzzsaw In The NFC Championship
Remember that short story from high school English about the hanging soldier who miraculously escapes death? And just as he's seemingly finally escaped back to the waiting arms of his wife, he's cruelly thrust back into the grim reality of the tightening noose? The narrow escape was only a dream. I still feel like I might be napping during the Redskins game and I'm going to wake up and the Eagles will still be almost mathematically eliminated from the playoffs. More »
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By DAULERIOComment by Here comes the story of Hurricane Hudler: Okay, here's what I want: a joint Leitch/Daulerio liveblog, from the same room, with copious amounts of alcohol being consumed... 3 Responses | Other threads
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nfl playoffs
Philadelphia at New York: Who Will Taste The Buzzsaw?
This is your open thread for the 1:00 NFC Divisional Playoff Grudge Match between the Eagles and Giants. I wonder what the other Deadspin editors are doing right now... More »
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Comment by Andy Hutchins: Not really news: "Talking about his decision with Sun Sports afterward, Tebow said: "I just love being here. I love... 34 Responses | Other threads
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nfl picks
Princess The Camel, NFL Soothsayer, Picks The Giants
Unlike Nazi Shark, she's picked 14 of the last 17 games correctly, according to her weirdo handler. Fuck you, Camel. [Philly.com]
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By DAULERIOComment by DumpsterDining: He picked the Lions to go to the Super Bowl this year: 6 Responses | Other threads
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DUAN!
....And You Shall Know Us By The Trail Of The Big Blue Dead
Yes, there are other games tomorrow. But, let's be honest — there's really only one that matters this weekend. More »
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By DAULERIOComment by UkraineNotWeak: A Baby Mangino somehow has to involve drawing a mustache on the head of your penis. 26 Responses | Other threads
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nfc playoffs
And Here's The Requisite Giants/Eagles Trash-Talk Post
It's surprising how many Giants fans I know. One in particular, Amy Blair, "Smoky Tornado" recipient, is usually good for a generous heaping of shit-talk during games of great import. More »
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By DAULERIOComment by crazyjoedavola: After the mets debacle, I really cannot handle the Giants losing to the birds. We'd have to start up another... 17 Responses | Other threads
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nfc playoffs blogdome
In Case You've Forgotten, The Giants Play The Eagles This Weekend
So Giants fans pretty much have their panties in a bunch this week over this SI cover ... "Hey, we're the champs!" I'm ready for the game to start now. [Big Blue View] More »
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Comment by ClintonPortishead: Considering it's Mitch Albom, shouldn't that be The Scourge of Detroit? 3 Responses | Other threads
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Wake up deadspin!
And A New Philly Slogan Is Born
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap. More »
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Comment by MattinglysSideburns: Geez, the next time this guy makes a sign, he should really Take It Easy. 5 Responses | Other threads
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DUAN!
Bring Me The Third Nipple Of Drew Magary And The New York Football Giants
According to the receipt from last night at Ace Bar, there were 42 Irish car bombs consumed in five hours. The Colts won that game, right?
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By DAULERIOComment by withsriracha: Ugh, does anyone have any carpal tunnel-related recommendations? The intermittent tingling in my left fingers decided to transition to nonstop... 32 Responses | Other threads
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nfl playoffs
Philadelphia at Minnesota: A Playoff Game Of No Importance
No one here really cares about the outcome of this game, but feel free to comment your little hearts out during the 4:00 NFC Wild Card Game. More »
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Comment by Shakey: Sup dudes. Seems to me there have been an influx of facebookers this weekend. Ugh. 16 Responses | Other threads
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whimsy
The Battle of Big Daddy Balls
One of my favorite parts of any playoff season is when the mayors of the opposing cities playing make silly food-related bets on the game's outcome. More »
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By DAULERIOComment by Skating Tomato: This is all still a better deal than the Mayor of Ottawa offering up Tim Horton's to Buffalo if the... 5 Responses | Other threads
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media
Worst Columnist Predictions Of 2008 ... With Gratuitous Jay Mariotti
Sure it made for good copy when Terence Moore of the Atlanta Journal-Constitution wrote back in April that "The Falcons just blew it" by drafting Matt Ryan. Did he think that wouldn't come back on him? More »
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Comment by FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: Elvis Grbac! I think I'm having a seizure.../Chiefs fan 2 Responses | Other threads
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nfl
Vikings Fans Tepid Or Poor
14,000 seats still available for the Vikings/Eagles (A.K.A. The Battle Of Big Daddy Balls) game on Sunday. Expect those empty seats to be green by tomorrow if Vikes' fans don't shape up. [Rand Ball]
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By DAULERIOComment by Karlifornia: "Is this a Vikings playoff game, or an opening night showing of Delgo 2 Responses | Other threads
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cowboys-eagles blogdome
The Cowboys Have Fallen And They Can't Get Up
As the Eagles celebrated a few doors away, Tony Romo was discovering that no amount of soap and water could wash away the smell of yet another December failure. He even collapsed in the shower while trying. More »
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Comment by UkraineNotWeak: I'm surprise Pacman didn't start throwing dollar bills at Tony's feet. What else are you suppose to do when you... 3 Responses | Other threads
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DUAN!
I'd High-Five Her Face Right Now, Too
This has been a maddening season to be a Philadelphia Eagles fan. Yet, here they are, playoff bound, thanks to an epic shellacking of one of the more despicable Dallas Cowboys teams in recent history. More »
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By DAULERIOComment by Bob_Higginson_bubblegum_card: Evening DUAN! I celebrated my Lions' perfect season by going to a minor league hockey game (all seats $5) and... 20 Responses | Other threads
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kendra wilkinson
Kendra Wilkinson Ensures Hank Baskett Will Not Have Any Friends In Eagles' Locker Room
Delightfully dim Playmate Kendra Wilkinson is giving her fiancee, Eagles' wide receiver Hank Baskett, a good indication of what kind of headaches he'll have to suffer through the rest of his life once they become legally married and bound together forever. More »
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By DAULERIOComment by Blast it, Biggs: It's like I'm unraveling a big cable-knit sweater that someone keeps knitting and knitting and knitting ... 4 Responses | Other threads
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DUAN!
Lemme Know It's Christmas Time At All
Tonight the Philadelphia Eagles attempt to dismantle the hapless Cleveland Browns in front of a raucous crowd at Lincoln Financial Field. Stu Scott and Santa will be there to witness the carnage. More »
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By DAULERIOComment by MarkKelsosMigraine: A friend and I were trying to rank the following Dylan albums in order or greatness: Blonde on Blonde Highway 61 The Freewheelin'... 60 Responses | Other threads
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bernard hopkins
Bernard Hopkins Not Exactly In Donovan McNabb's Corner
And now a few words from Bernard Hopkins, former middleweight and light heavyweight world champion, Philadelphia native (Germantown), prison guest and all-around badass. Subject: Donovan McNabb. Venue: KNBR-680 (San Francisco) radio, Thursday afternoon. Mood: Huffy. Key quote: "I wish the Wizard of Oz would come back out, man, so I could put McNabb in it as the character who needs to see the wizard to get a heart." More »
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Comment by Stev D: LJ Smith as the disappointing tight end who makes me want to jump off of my balcony. 2 Responses | Other threads
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Comment by PermanentInjuredReserve: Baltimore's crack problem in the African American community continues to worsen. 2 Responses | Other threads
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dallas cowboys
Fashion Choices Of The Damned, Brady Quinn's Pinky, And Cowher To The Browns?
• An Eagles Shirt? What? So Dieon Sanders interviewed Terrell Owens recently, and the conversation was shown during Thursday's halftime of the Steelers-Bengals game. Main question: Why is T.O. wearing an Eagles shirt? It's possible that Deion's incisive reporting skills ferreted out the answer, but I'm not counting on it. So I went to the American Eagle Outfitters site, and found this. So it's possibly just an innocent misunderstanding, and not a dig at his former team. Um, right. Next question: What's with Deion's sweater? My eyes! Get an eyeful of of these questionable fashion statements in the video below. More »
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Comment by Hockeymom: Deion's sweater is from "The Huxtable Collection", circa 1989. 3 Responses | Other threads
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philadelphia eagles
Finally; Rosie Perez Arrives To Explain This NFL Tie Business
The more I hear about it, the more convinced I am that this Eagles-Bengals tie quote is going to be Donovan McNabb's legacy; like Chris Webber's time out with none remaining, or the ground ball through Buckner's wickets. I'm not saying that's fair, it's just the way it's gonna be. Because when videos like this pop up less than 24 hours after McNabb said he didn't know there were ties in the NFL, well, it goes to show that the situation has just taken on a life of its own. More »
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Comment by Gourmet Spud: Awesome. Now, can we get a video where Daniel Plainview explains to Andy Reid how he'll help him lose weight? 4 Responses | Other threads
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philadelphia eagles
Donovan McNabb Would Like To Use One of His Lifelines
OK it's true, Donovan McNabb had no idea that there was such a thing as a tie in the NFL (see video below). But let's not pick on him; it seems that there were several members of the Eagles and Bengals who were unaware of the rule, as unbelievable as that might sound. In what will go down in my household as a tragic waste of some very nice avocado dip, the teams stumbled to a 13-all deadlock on Sunday, the first time since 2002 that NFL teams will use two dashes when listing their records. Ha. Just like soccer. More »
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Comment by Doyle McPoyle: Ah, a Who Wants To Be A Millionaire reference...top notch. Got any timely Titanic quotes you wanna drop on us? 5 Responses | Other threads
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philadelphia eagles
The Philadelphia Eagles Organization Will Not Allow Reporters to Surf for Smut On Their Time
The Philadelphia Eagles are one of the most notoriously uptight teams when it comes to their public image so this little blurb in John Gonzalez's Inquirer column today comes as no surprise. It turns out that the team's press box is outfitted with a web censoring device, similar to the ones found in stuffy corporate offices all across the country designed to keep employees from mindless web-trolling or downloading animal porn on the company's dime. But it does seem odd that the press box of all places would be equipped with this type of block. Here's a list of the banned sites from Lincoln Financial Field: More »
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