A.J. Burnett might be making $55 million over five years, but that's not keeping him off the DL. And it's also not stopping him from racing enormous hot peppers. Money well spent!
What Will AJ's DL Stint Mean For Jays? [The Tao Of Stieb]
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A.J. Burnett might be making $55 million over five years, but that's not keeping him off the DL. And it's also not stopping him from racing enormous hot peppers. Money well spent!
What Will AJ's DL Stint Mean For Jays? [The Tao Of Stieb]
3:15 PM on Tue Jun 19 2007
By Leitch
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Shouldn't that tag be "Run, you stupid fucking AJ, run", or would that be redundant?
Run, you overpaid brittle fucking Arkansan, run!
Well considering his history, his legs are probably fine. Although he did just tear his labrum again trying to pump his arms to go faster.
I got blisters on my peppers!
Hot peppers in Toronto? The scoville count of those must be -150000.
Roger Clemens just pulled both hammies and suffered severe fatigued groin watching this video.
@Tuffy:
Better that than blisters on your pee-pee.
First time anyone on the Blue Jays has won something in a long time.
Those spicy peppers are easier to control. I know a lot of sausages who are better then them sitting at home.
@Raskolnikov: Joe Morgan is disgusted by this new Moneyball scale. Peppers are hot or they aren't. Joe Morgan can tell. He's been there.
Why would Toronto have racing Chili peppers? Do they make the latinos easier to control?
@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Bullshit. I have shirts as old as Joe Carter's World Series ring.
All MLBers named A.J. are now officially named "Ass Jack."
See Pierzynski, A.J.
@My Porn Name Is Chester Rockwell: And Soprano, A.J.
The merciless pepper of Quetzlzacatenango would've floored Burnett.
@My Porn Name Is Chester Rockwell: AJ Hinch is resents this.
Mostly because he just swung and missed at another curveball.
Peppers: I'm a pepper, he's a pepper, she's a pepper, we're a pepper, wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?
AJ: YES!
@My Porn Name Is Chester Rockwell: I call no "A.J. Piazza" jokes.
@Gyroballs Mahoney: Hinch is not Jesus Christ, apparently.
I can't believe those two peppers ganged up on the other one. It must have been because he was "yella".
@Tuffy: Buncha geeky kids playing video games on his lawn, those Moneyballers.
Question: How do I get a friggin' icon by my name. I'm a newb.
That's not culturally insensitive.
@My Porn Name Is Chester Rockwell: You seen Lord of the Rings? It's like that but with strawberry jam.
@My Porn Name Is Chester Rockwell: Go to Gawker, sign in, then edit your profile.
Where was Randall Simon on that one?
Randall Simon approves of this brand of mascot violence.
(and, for the record, the peppers look a little too anatomically correct for my liking)
That's totally a pepper hate crime.
@wes mantooth: dang it, you beat me one. lousy. post.
@George of the Jungle: Thanks for bringing it up, i thought i was the only freak thinking that.
It's comforting to know there's always somebody just as sick as yourself out there...
It's actually Anthony Kedis, Flea and Chad Smith in those pepper costumes. Those guys are so crazy!
@Weed Against Speed:
Their easy listening music-by-numbers machine gives them a lot more free time these days.
Toronto: Eat Quiznos subs, we have a pepper bar.
@Weed Against Speed: Wound't they have socks over their heads, though?
@Encouraging Referee Pitman: So true.
@Sandy Magic Jackson: Good point.
Run AJ, Run!!!
Eh.
Kimbo-Mercer > AJ-Mexicans.
FYI - there's a real event this weekend. Rekognize.
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