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Every once in a while, we like to check in on our old friends of the Seventh Floor Crew. We could listen to the ole Miami Hurricanes hip-hopping all day long, and it's always nice to see what they're up to these days.
Log's Blog has a full wrapup for us, and some of them are doing right well for themselves.
Brandon Meriweather- aka "Hollaman"
Famous Lyrics: "I fucked this bitch on the beach last night, This bitch was talking 'bout how her pussy was hurtin;' Bitch, I don't give a fuck, let that shit burn, bitch I still want to hit that ass"
Where is he now? Judging by the lyrics, you can already tell that Meriweather is one of the classier members of the group. He doesn't give a shit if you have a sandy vagina, or even an STD. He can't possibly know what that bitch's burn is, but it's a risk he's willing to take. His risk-taking nature with vagina has translated well to the gridiron and also the parking lot. In 2006 when his teammate Willie Cooper (aka Dub-C [see below]) was shot in the ass, Meriweather returned fire. He wasn't charged with a crime in this incident because, shockingly, his gun was owned legally. Also in 2006, he was a major part of the Miami/Florida International brawl; he was the one stomping on FIU players on the ground. In 2007, he was drafted by the New England Patriots with the 24th pick. The Patriots are confident they can reform him into a "Belichick guy," they even brought in Randy Moss to speed up that process.
We'll know our man Zook is recruiting effectively when the Illini have their own ISR Floor 8 Crew.
Meanwhile: What's our name? Will Dawg. What you do? Play Lego Star Wars! How you do it? Using the Space Bar to fire! True, true!
Seventh Floor Crew: Where Are They Now? [Log's Blog]
Seventh Floor Crew [MySpace]
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