I believe there was also a hand-touch foul in there. I hope the other team made the most of their penalty kick.

It's funny because it's not me.

You know, my balls have had enough for one week Deadspin. This couldn't have waited til Monday?

This would have been way funnier if it weren't for yesterday... I mean, they can fucking DETACH.

That's enough! Please Deadspin, stop with the testicle injuries already.

There's the Theismann video, the Livingston video, the Malarchuk video, just anything without testicle violence, please!

More injury videos please.

You know what is painful? The Dickie V-Hooters ads.

They can afford to build a hotel and an airlines, but the commericals look like they were made on a student film budget? (USC and NYU film school budgets do not apply here, so shut your yaps before you hit "submit comment".)

EAT THAT

AND ANOTHER

He's got football pie all over his face

"We're out of custard."

@TheStarterWife: If you can bare to watch it again, watch his elbow at the end of the commercial. He conveniently elbows the blonde girl's boobs like four times. I pulled that move in junior high. So JV, Dick.

@TheStarterWife:

I concur. Even the extras look like the aren't getting paid to be there. They're probably contest winners from the local Hooters.

Extra #1: Hey, look at those broads!
Extra #2: Look! It's really Dickie V!
Extra #3: Is that Joakim Noah?
Both: Awesome!

@TheStarterWife:

Not even being surrounded by attractive women can make Vitale tolerable.

No one's going to call him for the dive? Unless he's one well-endowed 8 year old (and he appears to be Asian) that hit him on the inner thigh.

That ball hit him mid-thigh. How fucking long are that kid's balls?

"But the ball! His groin! It works on so many levels!"

I guarantee we will see that kid in the World Cup in the next decade.

Not only (as others have pointed out) did he pull the fake getting hit in the balls trick....but then when that didn't stop play he went ahead and redirected the ball into his own face.

Deadspin needs to headline a soccer camp with him and we would all be rich.

The folks at eBaum's World have some daddy issues.

Wow. That number 20 is the biggest jackass ever. After hitting him in the groin, he proceeds to kick it again, hitting his face, then dribble away while everyone is walking to the kid.

Someone needs a People'e Elbow to the THROAT!

For some reason this was much funnier to me than the other story... maybe because I've had a few drinks for the 1st time in 6 weeks and my tolerance is down.

If you think this is bad, the Neviller got a kick right between the legs today in the Manchester United vs Liverpool game. It was nasty looking.

Goodbye, BALLS.

Ok, so I was at Second City the other night, and the during the improv part, one of the guys kept making "Barbaro is dead" jokes. Everyone else was not amused...I was the only one rolling on the floor laughing

Been there, done that.

He'll be okay. He'll be serving up custard for the ladies for decades to come...