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    Old Men, Slingin' Hash

    jamiemoyeryo.jpgA fun night in the world of baseball this evening: There are a whopping seven pitchers starting tonight who are older than 40 years old.

    • Roger Clemens, Yankees, 44.
    • Jamie Moyer, Phillies, 44.
    • Kenny Rogers, Tigers, 42.
    • Greg Maddux, Padres, 41.
    • Tom Glavine, Mets, 41.
    • Woody Williams, Astros, 40.
    • John Smoltz, Braves, 40.

    We assume this means we're gonna see Julio Franco start for the Mets tonight. By the way: Welcome back, Kenny Rogers! We know this is your second start since returning, but after last October, it's like you never left!

    It's Old Timer's Day In MLB [Sox And Dawgs]
    On Kenny Rogers' Hands, Fist Pumps And Endless Zeroes [Deadspin]

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