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    Richie Incognito Prefers Angry Boos To Quiet Indifference

    Things are tough all over in St. Louis, what with the Rams playing out the string on a 2-8 season with the sinking realization that Jim Haslett is who we thought he was. Perhaps the only thing that could make it better is to have a nice public feud between players and fans over who is worse at their jobs. More »
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    And Our Next NFL Coach To Get The Axe Is Lane Kiffin Scott Linehan

    Not long before she died, Georgia Frontiere made it known that she wanted Scott Linehan to have a third season as head coach of the Rams. So much for final wishes. Linehan was given the heave-ho at 2 a.m. today by Frontiere's sons after discussing the alternative of — get this — keeping him and bringing in Dick Vermeil as a consultant. That would have been a lot of fun. Anyway, defensive coordinator Jim Haslett now gets the reins on an interim basis. More »
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    Torry Holt Would Like to Apologize for Sucking

    First Steven Jackson was totally not happy with Rams' head coach Scott Linehan's decision to bench Marc Bulger in favor of Trent Green. Former All Pro and now mediocre wide receiver Torry Holt is the latest to voice his displeasure with the whole situation. He just wants to play some football, "It will give us a platform to escape this madness that is going on." But before they take the field on Sunday, Holt had to let Bulger know the entire receiving corp is sorry for sucking: More »
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    NFL Season Preview: St. Louis Rams

    The NFL season has officially started, so it's time to finish the impassioned season previews from various writers, bloggers, diehard fans, cooks, TV personalities, and numerous other walks of life whom consider football the only sport worth watching. Clearly, these previews will be running until, oh, the first round of the wild card playoffs based on how quickly they've been coming in. So, for the next few days, expect a lot of these. Actually, let's see how many we can get out in one day.

    Today: The St. Louis Rams. Your author is "Slow Jerk".

    Slow Jerk from StreakingTheQuad, a college sports blog run by four assholes from Missouri. Slow Jerk has been a Rams Fan since Jerome Bettis forgot how to play football for a season to get out of St. Louis. More »

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    Rush Limbaugh Pursuing the Rams?


    Would the universe implode if he traded for Donovan McNabb? Aside from his short-lived experiment with ESPN's Sunday NFL Countdown, Rush previously worked in promotions for the Kansas City Royals and frequently references his sports fandom on his show. Speculation on Limbaugh as an owner has intensified since owner Georgia Frontiere died. Limbaugh also signed a $400 million dollar radio extension in early July which could help a bit with the finances. Befitting his quiet nature, Limbaugh did not tamp down the speculation in an interview with the St. Louis Business Journal last Friday. More »
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    The Fantasy Impact Of Steven Jackson's Cleansed Colon


    During yesterday's story about Rams running back Steven Jackson and his messy colon cleanse, I questioned the potential fantasy football impact such a procedure would have on the top five running back. Thankfully, some of the wise men from Yahoo!'s Fantasy Football think tank decided it was worthy of a discussion. Please enjoy this "exclusive analysis" from Brad Evans, Andy Behrens, and Brandon Funston. More »
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    Rams' Lawyers Attempt to Do What Team Could Not


    It's two weeks after Losergate (or, if you will, Super Bowl XLII) and people are still making a hue and cry over cheating charges leveled at the now-humbled Patriots. The latest comes from former Rams player Willie Gary and two Rams season ticket holders, who are suing the Pats, seeking $100 million and a portion of Robert Kraft's stake in Russian petrodollars because the Pats taped the Rams walkthrough the day prior to Super Bowl XXXVI. More »
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    The Passing of Georgia Frontiere

    Georgia Frontiere passed away yesterday at the age of 80. Over the years a great deal has been said and written about the controversial owner of the St. Louis Rams, but her lasting legacy will be that of the first woman to control an NFL franchise. The owner endured her share of controversy, but she also achieved quite a bit of success for an owner of either sex. The team she inherited, relocated, and ultimately led to glory was recently valued at over $900 million. In honor of the Rams owner here I present you with quite possibly the greatest team song in the history of professional sports, after the jump... More »
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    The Rams Can Cure What Ails Ya

    The Steelers wouldn't actually blow this thing, would they? The team with the handsome coach and the gay mascot have looked awful the last few weeks, and now the Browns are threatening to pass them. But they wouldn't fall so far to lose to the Rams, right? Right? More »
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    It's The NFC West Pants Party


    We wrap up the NFC with the NFC West, and take this brief opportunity to remind you to join the Pants Party Pick 'Em Group. More »