Josh Sharpless can be yours if you like 6'5", 235 lb middle relievers with flashlight T-shirt slingshot arms. Also, you should bring $385,000. Still, he's probably a better selection than Rick Ankiel.

Finally, a woman's heart may be a 1-3-1 trap, but I'm more intrigued by her box-and-1.

I wonder want Nancy Lieberman thinks of Tony Dungy's position. Maybe I should ask.

I wonder want Nancy Lieberman thinks of Tony Dungy's position. Maybe I should ask.

While you are at it, ask her to explain the whole synchronized menstruation thing too.

Nancy - why all the divores among female women's b-ball announcers? Nancy Lieberman-no longer Cline, Stacey Dales-no longer Schuleman? Is this related to Pokey Chatman somehow?

"per say"? Really?

Can I enjoy a 3-second violation of Stacey Dales without fear of arrest or rebuke in the forum of public opinion?

@PeteJayhawk:

Dammit, Pete, he was a journalism major, not an English major! Do you want him snarky, or do you want him perfect?

@BigTenObsession: Where I went for college, journalism and English were in the same department.

Dear Sharpless

How is my drafting of David Eckstein, Roger Clemens and Julio Fraco going to work out?

@PeteJayhawk:

Irregardless, it was funny.

Your kidding me? Its not a word?

@BigTenObsession:

Nancy Lieberman's coaching tenure in Detroit was similar to Pokey Chatman's, if that's what you mean.

I'm just glad the other militant grammarians beat me to the "per say" punch.

I fear the militant grammarians as much as I fear the militant wing of the Salvation Army.

@Greek McPapadopoulos:

I do, in fact, greatly fear militant lesbians.

If Meeshigan were to hire Pokey to replace Tommy Crapmaker, there will never be a sex scandal witht the mens BB team, just sayin........