While I'm trying to truly appreciate my favorite spam e-mail subject line of all-time — "Experience the outbreak of firmness in your pants with Viagra Soft Tabs" — here's something equally weird.

It's a YouTube tribute to the Super Bowl, and it's ... just strange, and oddly transfixing. I can't explain it's appeal. I kind of hate it, yet I watched the whole thing. I think the special cameo appearance at around the 30-second mark is what makes it.

7:00 PM on Sat Feb 3 2007
By MJD
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bigboneded at 07:05 PM on 02/03/07
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Oooh.

And apropos of, not this, IONA WINS, IONA WINS!!!
ArkansasFred at 07:07 PM on 02/03/07
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Connectedness Index: 141

Was that Leitch and Simmons? 'Cause if it was.....
Lady Andrea at 07:10 PM on 02/03/07
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Connectedness Index: 390

That was....I'm not even....I mean.....HUGH!
Tuffy at 07:10 PM on 02/03/07
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Connectedness Index: 212

It's so obvious. How did I miss the connection before? It's like Donald Sutherland has walked with me down the streets of New Orleans and Explained It All. My core is shattered.

In other news, BEAR DOWN CHICAGO BEARS blah blah blah blah blah BIRDS TASTE GOOD
PQ Crash at 07:15 PM on 02/03/07
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I...aw fuck. I've got nothing to say. I...don't know if it's brilliant or if we're heading to the apocalypse.
Munsoned at 07:28 PM on 02/03/07
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This is worse than when Manny hung out with Enrique Wilson.
serenity now at 07:32 PM on 02/03/07
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that is pure comic genius
The Mark Cuban Revolution at 07:33 PM on 02/03/07
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the sex cannon is cocked and loaded. ladies beware.
Len Bias Cocaine Surplus at 07:43 PM on 02/03/07
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That may have been the worst thing I have ever seen.

And I own Trapped in the Closet on DVD.
Looks like I picked... at 08:10 PM on 02/03/07
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I feel like Ted Johnson. Wait, what? Where am I?
drewheyman at 08:11 PM on 02/03/07
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i was expecting pee wee herman to be the special guest.
StuScott Booyahs at 08:32 PM on 02/03/07
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omg ... Will Leitch and Bill Simmons ...

ARE THE SAME PERSON

*jarring sound*
Summer-of-George at 09:14 PM on 02/03/07
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It could use more boobs.
Craigbob at 09:23 PM on 02/03/07
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So, pot's legal now, right?
Bud Fox at 09:35 PM on 02/03/07
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That really deserves its own "transfixing" tag.
O.D.B. McDowell at 10:20 PM on 02/03/07
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that's like the bigmouth billy bass of youtube videos.
Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner at 11:07 PM on 02/03/07
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After viewing that I'm fairly certain that Dee Mirch will have to start posting to a message board for me. I can feel the will to live slowly seeping from me.
LT.dan at 01:16 AM on 02/04/07
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i personally like the paris hilton appearance.
Analrapist at 02:26 AM on 02/04/07
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Barbaro is Glue did not go well at Zanies (Chicago) tonight. I cried for a good two hours.
Greek McPapadopoulos at 03:38 AM on 02/04/07
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What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
The Fake Gimel Martinez at 04:35 AM on 02/04/07
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Wrong quote, Greek. Here's what you should have used:

Private Joker: Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?
Private Cowboy: Hey, start the cameras. This is "Vietnam - the Movie."
Private Eightball: Yeah, Joker can be John Wayne. I'll be a horse.
Donlon: T.H.E. Rock can be a rock.
T.H.E. Rock: I'll be Ann-Margret.
Doc Jay: Animal Mother can be a rabid buffalo.
Crazy Earl: I'll be General Custer.
Private Rafterman: Well, who'll be the Indians?
Animal Mother: Hey, we'll let the gooks play the Indians.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again for this YouTube clip: God Bless the Internet.
OchentaYcinco at 04:37 AM on 02/04/07
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This post is intended only to communicate that I wanted to say something about the video, but am completely, totally, and utterly unable to come up with anything. Anything at all.
assassin at 10:48 AM on 02/04/07
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anyone else now craving Pringles?
Oops Pow Surprise at 11:38 AM on 02/04/07
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In the words of Milo Jenkins, "what the hell was that?"
TripleHandsome at 01:09 PM on 02/04/07
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This video is 1,000 times better:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=-1ZCPv94ATo
SA at 01:36 PM on 02/04/07
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It's been said before and I'm gonna say it now...

some people just have too much time on their hands.