But Kansas City, with one of the best RBs in the game in Larry Johnson, sauntered into Houston and got skullfucked by the Texans. What. The. Shit? Andre Johnson caught 7 for 142 and a score. Schaub threw for 225 (1 TD, 1 pick). The Texans were on top for most of this game (or, pitching, if you will), and served a bit of notice to the League that their days as the doormat of the AFC South may finally be over.

The Chiefs finished the day at 3-for-11 on 3rd down conversions and 1-for-1 on screwing the pooch on opening weekend. But I give credit to the Texans, who finally got tired of getting the shit kicked out of them and deciding to hold serve on their home weekend.

Meanwhile, I am about to pound out a post where I virtually suck off Jason Elam...Fuck me frozen...