One of my friends told me that Luther and Tommy Tuberville are very good friends, form TT's days as Miami D-Coord. That is a meeting I'd be interested to see.

And I wanna say one of his nephews plays at Auburn?

Lemme hear ya say FUCK NAVARRO FUCK FUCK NA-VAR-RO!

If you get paid for big plays, what do we get for $10?

That Photoshop job of Ned crutching off the boat will never get old.

Luther Campbell, also a fan of tapas:

Now lick my ass up and down
Lick it 'till your tongue turn doodoo brown

Face down, ass up
That's the way we like to fuck

A true poet and pioneer.

What the crap is the hand gesture the two fellows on the right are doing? It looks awfully...tribadic.

A long-time booster of Hurricanes Football, 2 Live Crew member and local philanthropist Luther Campbell

Hey, I spend a lot of money at strip clubs, too. Can I tell people I'm a philanthropist?

@Big Daddy Drew:

That song always perplexed me. That they used "eats pussy" as an insult.

@Big Daddy Drew: @Matt_T: Luther Campbell: Next Poet Laureate of Florida, or at least Miami?

Lt. Winslow we be back once he's done cleaning up his "love mess" from the news.

2 LIVE CREW: bringing me back all the way to the early '90's. the picture of them behind the stars and stripes makes me proud to be an american.

Luther Campbell may be my favorite "apper"

I wonder what the Chinese-looking guy is up to nowadays.

Florida Atlantic University will be receiving recruiting assistance from the 2 Live Jews.

Nothing said hardcore rapper like pleated dockers.

Let me see ya touch the ground!

@Burnsy: Just two? Ooooh, you mean the group.

/threadjack

Anyone know anything regarding the Skip Prosser rumors floating around?

"Once again, it's all pops and buzzes, kid."

Can a nigga get a table dance?

Apropos of Me So Horny...

The Afghan Whigs did a cover.

@Detective Bunk:

What about the jaunty beret?

@xhack:
It was his coke in Lindsay Lohan's pocket, you mean?

[I]Shannon invited him to bring 8,000 kids to the Georgia Tech game.[/I]

Is it just me or is that a lot of fucking kids? How many buses is that? How many are Kemps?

@ILoveIt: Definitely not playing for Milwaukee.

@Farneyismycopilot: What the fuck! I suck. Sorry everyone.

Frank Sinatra[Randy Shannon]: No, you're wrong, schoolboy. We don't need the [recruiting violation] stuff, kid, [we've] got talent!

Luther Campbell: But [we] don't have talent.

[Randy Shannon]: [We]'ve got it, kid. You listen to me - [we]'ve got a Ben Verene quality, I can't put my finger on it. Take the high road, baby!

Luther Campbell: I swear, man, [we] don't have any talent. None! This is all [we've] got.

Billy Idol [Dennis Erickson]: Yeah, [they] suck!

Sinead O'Connor [Larry Coker]: [They're] not talented.

Frank Sinatra [Randy Shannon]: No, Bob Goulet - that's not talented! [We've] got talent! [We've] got a Dionne Warwick/Falana kind of thing going. Steve and Eydie?

@Raskolnikov: +1

Everyone needs reminded that Greg Dulli has a dick for a brain, and that his brain is going to sell his ass to you.

@Farneyismycopilot: It's ok...Rob hasn't banned botched italics yet

@Scout: I think Fiddy might have an issue or two with him and France's continuing farm subsidies.

@Greek McPapadopoulos: I thought that was TGIFridays' snappy name for their appetizer sampler dish.

@xhack: Rivals.com has it on their front page! That sucks.

@Sarge: Yeah ... but no one's ever fucked up that poorly.

@Russkiejedi: I knew I couldn't have been the only one to remember that.

Luther will be a huge asset to the 7th Flo' Crew.

@ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos:

[msn.foxsports.com]

Foxsports and CBS Sportsline has it. Prosser dead of heart attack.

Thoughts go out to the WF community.

I remember my best friend and I were playing some football video game on his Sega Genesis and listening to 2 Live Crew. His dad came into talk to him about some shit, and I just waited for the Crew to throw out one of their nastiest lines, but amazingly it didn't happen...

...until his dad started to leave the room. Right as he was walking out the door the line "Buh-ring dat pussy over HEEEEREEEEE...." rang out as if a chorus of 1000 angles had been singing it.

@preciousroy: One of my favorite SNL sketches ever.

"You don't scare me, I got chunk of guys like you in my stool!"

I miss Phil Hartman...

awful day for my alma mater and the entire college basketball community. he was a good coach and an even better guy.

He's like a dog in heat, a freak without warning

@Russkiejedi:

Yet the cast of Mad TV goes on living. Further proof that life is not fair.

Georgia Tech? He better bring them as reinforcements for that September 15th game against FIU.

Let the beatings begin!

I hear the 2Live Crew is reuniting with Springsteen to do a song in tribute of Tal4Prez and Potroast and Gravy and the guy who said "First"

@xhack: @ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos: Well that is extremely sad. He was truly one of the good guys in college basketball.

\threadjack

Vick has chopped his cornrows off and pled not guilty. FREE OOKIE.

@Russkiejedi: "Steve, go kick his ass..."

/threadjack
For all the lawyers here - is "cut the cornrows/dreads off" the first move the defense usually makes?
/end threadjack

@ILoveIt: Must have been a pretty good pitch too.

With all of the threadjacks in here, it's probably time for a new thread.

/voice of reason

@Detective Bunk: As a fellow fan of The Wire, mos' def'.

What was that first word of the blockquote?

[D]apper; [Cr]apper; [Tr]apper;[T]apper; [Sl]apper; [N]apper, etc.

Luke should have his own pre-game show where he breaks out his crystal balls to make predictions. Or at least display R-rated music videos in them.

@ILoveIt: Fresh Kid Ice has his own record label: Chinaman Records

@Technicolor Jan Stenerud:

+1

I wonder what MC Shan pays Florida Atlantic players.

@Clare: Scissor me timbers!

@Encouraging Referee Pitman: I have heard black guys say, if you lick the hole, you'll suck the pole. Maybe that's the origin of the negative connotation....

Still waiting on Scandalous, Blaxl Rose.