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    If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo


    Big Daddy Drew's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo has been off since the end of the NFL season. But now, with Saturday's NFL draft looming, it returns, for one week only.

    It's here? It's finally here? OH THANK YA SWEET JESUS, IT'S FINALLY HERE!!!! Every year, March rolls around and I think to myself, "Goddammit, where is the fucking draft already?" Yes, I know it's on the same weekend every year. But man oh man, does it take fucking forever to arrive. More »

    2:20 PM on Thu Apr 24 2008
    By Drew Magary
    18,922 views, 107 comments

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    The Final Jamboroo And The Art Of Being A Sports Fan Without Watching Sports

    Big Daddy Drew's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo previews the upcoming weekend of the NFL every, well, every Thursday afternoon. Well, until today, anyway.

    Well folks, this is the end. It's now the offseason again, and as much as I'd like to piss and moan about the desert stretch of seven football-free months that lay ahead, it's hard to complain much when the NFL gave us such a rewarding, pants-dampening sendoff. I said to the Maj after the game that it would take at least a few days for the end of that game to truly sink in, and I still don't think it ha... More »

    2:20 PM on Thu Feb 7 2008
    By Drew Magary
    15,104 views, 105 comments

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    Jamboroo XXII: The Super Bowlaroo, Featuring Queens Of the Stone Age, Kix, Guacamole, New Drinking Games And Stolen Porn

    Big Daddy Drew's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo previews the upcoming weekend of the NFL every, well, every Thursday afternoon. Even when there are no games.

    No tedious buildup here. This is the longest, most needlessly overwritten Jamboroo yet. Let's get right to the fucking game. More »

    2:20 PM on Thu Jan 31 2008
    By Drew Magary
    21,021 views, 196 comments

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    The Super Bowl Bye Week Jamboroo, In Which Drew Pauses To Make A Serious Point About Blogging As Journalism, Then Makes Chili

    Big Daddy Drew's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo previews the upcoming weekend of the NFL every, well, every Thursday afternoon. Even when there are no games.

    Well, here we are. It's the Super Bowl bye week. Fuck. The first whole weekend without real football since September. This is the weekend where I sit around in my living room in the middle of Sunday afternoon, look around for something to do and begin crying. Everything about this whole shitty ass bye week business sucks, but I'll get to that in just a moment. More »

    2:20 PM on Thu Jan 24 2008
    By Drew Magary
    15,556 views, 158 comments

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    The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation


    Big Daddy Drew's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo previews the upcoming weekend of the NFL every, well, every Thursday afternoon.

    There are three football games left in the NFL season, but this week, championship week, always feels like the last real week of the season. It's the last doubleheader. It's the last weekend of multiple games. And, since the NFL insists on having that tortuous, stupid fucking bye week in between the title games and the Super Bowl, next week feels like the beginning of the offseason, with a three-hour Super Bowl oasis the following Sunday. And even that game feels like an awards show with a game tacked on. It's your last chance to see football unadorned until eight months from now. More »

    2:20 PM on Thu Jan 17 2008
    By Drew Magary
    18,646 views, 115 comments

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    Divisional Playoff Cranium!

    Big Daddy Drew's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo previews the upcoming weekend of the NFL every, well, every Thursday afternoon.

    The Divisional Playoff weekend is always the most exciting round of the playoffs. And this year, the four divisional games are uncommonly good. I can hardly wait. In fact, sitting here with my thumb up my butt just waiting for them to be played is excruciating. I need something to occupy my time between now and kickoff on Saturday afternoon. And nothing makes time fly by quite like Family Game Night™ (Family Game Night™ is an exclusive trademark of the Hasbro corporation. If you and an undetermined number of kin play a board game at night without the expressed written consent of the Hasbro corporation, the Hasbro corporation reserves the right to come to your house and hang your dog.) More »

    2:20 PM on Thu Jan 10 2008
    By Drew Magary
    14,708 views, 150 comments

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    These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo

    Big Daddy Drew's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo previews the upcoming weekend of the NFL every, well, every Thursday afternoon.

    The NFL playoffs are a bittersweet time for fans such as myself. Nothing beats a good playoff game, but I know in the back of my mind that this 2007 season is now officially living on borrowed time. It won't be long now before football is gone once again, and I am left alone, bereft, with only a wife, a daughter, and an extended network of family and friends to comfort me. And that blows. More »

    2:20 PM on Thu Jan 3 2008
    By Drew Magary
    20,739 views, 134 comments

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    Jamboroo, Week 17: Your Holiday Hangover, Featuring The Dreaded Nanking Special

    Big Daddy Drew's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo previews the upcoming weekend of the NFL every, well, every Thursday afternoon.

    There is a phenomenon unique to being an NFL fan that can really, really, really fuck up your holidays. I call it the Nanking Special, wherein all your fantasy teams lose, AND your favorite team loses, all in a single weekend. Now, is it fair to compare a lousy day of football to the systematic bayonet gang rape of Chinese schoolgirls during a particularly brutal Japanese occupation during World War II? I say yes. I mean, we're talking about one incredibly shitty weekend here. I don't think it's an inappropriate analogy at all. More »

    2:20 PM on Thu Dec 27 2007
    By Leitch
    10,372 views, 100 comments

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    Jamboroo, Week 16: CHRISTMASAROO!


    Big Daddy Drew's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo previews the upcoming weekend of the NFL every, well, every Thursday afternoon.

    Ho Ho Ho! Welcome to this very special Christmas edition of the Jamboroo. Now, I've made my wishlist, and I think it's in pretty good shape: More »

    2:20 PM on Thu Dec 20 2007
    By Leitch
    14,579 views, 173 comments

    Latest by Christ Sabo: @Clare: Should have come with us. One female inserted into our sausage-fest would have softened the scorn from the onlookers, more »

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    Jamboroo, Week 15: METALLICA WEEK!

    Big Daddy Drew's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo previews the upcoming weekend of the NFL every, well, every Thursday afternoon.

    Hit the lights, motherfuckers! As we near the playoffs, it's time to dial up the intensity. That's why I'm busting out this special Metallica-themed Jamboroo this week, complete with Dan V's kickass new NFL logo. Dan, you make Picasso look like that elephant that paints refrigerator art. Metallica Week also means-AH! I'm putting on-AH! My best-AH! Fuckin-AH! James. HETFIELD VOOOOOOICE-AH!!!!! More »

    1:05 PM on Thu Dec 13 2007
    By Leitch
    16,408 views, 122 comments

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