What to watch as your collection of bobble-head dolls hold a closed-door meeting concerning your collection of Barbie dolls ...
• College Ice Hockey: NCAA Division I tournament, semifinals, at Milwaukee, Boston College vs. North Dakota; Maine vs. Wisconsin. Our brackets are a mess; we're just watching because there's no Billy Packer. [ESPN2]
• MLB: Washington at New York Mets. Mr. Met was found today in an alley, after being pummeled and left in a dumpster. He was taken to a nerby hospital where he required 20 stitches. [ESPN]
• NBA: Detroit at Miami; Los Angeles Lakers at Denver. Pistons playing just for the exercise, and Lakers, well, apparently the same. [TNT]