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What to watch as Hasselhoff barges in, drunk as usual, demanding snacks ...
• Boxing: Heavyweights, Chris Byrd vs. Paul Marinaccio, at Nassau, Bahamas. Pirates are sailing in from all over for this. [ESPN2]
• MLB: Cleveland at New York Yankees. Rick Vaughn to face Roy Hobbs. [ESPN2]
• NBA: Chicago at New Jersey; New Orleans at L.A. Clippers. Amazingly, playoff implications abound. [ESPN]
• NHL: Conference quarterfinals, Buffalo at New York Islanders, Game 4; Nashville at San Jose, Game 4. When predators take on sharks, everyone wins. [Versus]