That's weird... he really is watching "Nacho Libre".

If you enjoy your women looking like they could snap you in half

actually, i kinda prefer the skinny little blonde coke whores that look like i might break them in two. but, you know, if you're into muscular black chicks, thats cool too i guess.

I sense a theme here...

The Natural Disasters ain't got nuthin on Demolition

Uh Huh? Yeah Whatevah!

they're no Northwestern University Women's Soccer Team, thats for damn sure

Gender test.

"Chancho - how did you find me?"

"I could see you from the veelidge."

If this song were "Nut in Butt Love", then I'd expect an MMP video.

I was a Power & Glory fan.

Now that we found love, what are we gonna do with it?

Come on Skeets, I expect at least one Barbaro thread from one of the pioneers of posting on the message boards.

i should've known that you Cannucks liked your
"women" a little beefier.

We get it, you're an assman.

Is she Indian?

No football posts yet either. I expect a Fred Smoot update.

(From his wikipedia page:
"In an interview while at Mississippi State, Smoot proclaimed that two-thirds of the world are covered by water and the other third is covered by Smoot."
Brilliant.)

ugh, thats twice in two days.

the ebay sure is confusing to me lately

Lt, if you just paste in the address, the hamster links it automatically.

*Sigh* Where's MJD when you need him?

"In an interview while at Mississippi State, Smoot proclaimed that two-thirds of the world are covered by water and the other third is covered by Smoot."

Also, in any group of three women, two-thirds of the women are covered by Smoot, while Bryant McKinnie handles the other.

Listen up, butt touchers.

It's been established that deadspinners like women "thick in the britches."

But I don't like the thought of having my penis snapped by muscle-butts.

It's a good rap song, mind you, but I think it needs some kind of catchy phrase that'll stick with you all day.

I like surfboards.

hey if it was Balk subbing for Will, that would be a Johnny Weir video.

Also Smoot said he'd read the media guide of his college opponents to find out personal info to smack talk them with.

nothing, i repeat NOTHING more emasculating that being at the gym and seeing some chick leg pressing like twice as much as you.

i mean, you know, thats what i am told anyways.

odd - i would have expected some Canadian rap as the background music. I know you Canucks love your Kardinal Offishal or whatever the kids listen to these days

Cotton candy
sweet and low
let me see that tootsie roll!

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Don't Canadians still listen to "Informer"?

I-like-ya-boom-boom-down

we've established that your milkshake only works in these parts if its extra-thick

odd - i would have expected some Canadian rap as the background music. I know you Canucks love your Kardinal Offishal or whatever the kids listen to these days

Use me show me how the T-Dot rolls
My style is off the thermostat plus I'm comin from the cold-yo
My n----s in the street throwin dot slang each and every single time we meet
My ladies lookin hot, screw face kissin teet
represtentin the T-Dot
Kardinal rock the pary, T-Dot drinking Bacardi
Kardi drinkin Bacardi, T-Dot rocking the party
N-----s jumpin and wildin and ladies showin a smile
And everybody know it's the T-Dot

Me & Kardinal representin the T-Dot-O-Dot.

Ok since we're objectifying women, it seems a good time to poll the men in the house. I am thinking of cutting my hair and wearing a low, sexy, chic style. Do men REALLY care what hairstyle women have?

oh Kid Canada, you make me long for my collegiate days when we'd make the 4 hour trek to the T-Dot and would imbibe your delicious adult nectars

Hair?

"Do these pants make me look fat?"

No, it's the size and shape of your ass that makes you look fat!

Also, if you want to listen to an awesome Canadian rapper, check out K'naan. He's actually a Somali refugee who learned English in part by listening to Nas, Talib and Rakim records his dad would send him.

Kay, they barely notice that you have a head sitting somewhere above your boobies.

Generally if its not breasts or ass, then men folk around these parts don't notice much, Kay. And guys, I mean that in the most affectionate way possible:)

Kay: Men prefer shaved.

Wait, which hair?

We're talking about the hair on your head right?

Then no. Not so much.

More cushion for da pushin', baby!

Canada should stick to rock music: Arcade Fire, Neil Young, Wolf Parade, Sunset Rubdown, Frog Eyes, Islands. The list goes on and on.

It's all about the loveliest lady lumps.

Yeah, I figured as much.

SpecialKay - don't cut your hair.

I need to hire me a black Republican girlfriend. I wonder if John Rocker knows any placement agencies.

"since we're objectifying women"

I never objectify women. I have, however, been known to personify vaginas.

Ron:

Maybe Condi Rice needs a few extra bucks.

First things first, Cadence Weapon and Ninja High School are Canadian, and they rap quite well. In addition, neither are named "Snow", which works to their advantage.

Kay, as far as "low, sexy, and chic" goes, do you mean like a bobbed look? Otherwise, I'm confused. Shaved heads generally don't work on this side of Locks Of Love.

The women in the video are frightening, though not as scary as Jessica Simpson's manface.

Confidential to Winslow, Go 'Cats!

"Since we're objectifying women" needs its own Deadspin tag.

Goathair, don't forget Broken Social Scene, Destroyer, and The New Pornographers.

The Overweight Lover's In The House!!!

(And I never thought I'd see Kardinal Offishall or Bakardi Slang discussed on Deadspin. What's next? Discussions about Tech N9ne, Royce Da 5'9" or Vakill? You guys are making this such a great day!)

Do men REALLY care what hairstyle women have?

If we're married to them, and we want to avoid a fight, then yes. But in that circumstance, we figure out how they feel about their hairstyle, then agree completely with that opnion. If not, then no.

Shaved heads don't work?

See: Natalie Portman.