Deadspin
What you wish you could watch as your imaginary friend grabs the remote and won't give it back ...
• Boxing: Super lightweights, Herman "The Glass Menagerie" Ngoudjo vs. Randall "George" Bailey, Montreal. [ESPN].
• MLB: Chicago Cubs at Atlanta. If only you knew more people named Chipper. [TBS]
• College baseball: NCAA Division I tournament, super regionals, Texas A&M at Rice, Game 1, or South Carolina at North Carolina, Game 1. Break out the aluminum, Momma. [ESPN]
To Watch Tonight
