What you missed while cooking up a batch of delicious Jesuscakes ...
• NBA: Dwyane Wade is back ... just in time to watch Miami lose to Seattle at home. Sonics 104, Heat 95.
• College basketball: This would have been a great upset. Oh well. North Carolina 72, Davidson 68.
• NHL: No 500th win for you! Martin Brodeur denied as Rangers beat Devils 4-2.
About Last Night
8:05 AM on Thu Nov 15 2007
By Rick
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What you missed while playing sports trivia in a bar last night and answering the following question "Which rookie set the record for most yards rushed in a game". My answer I wrote down? Purple Jesus. The trivia guy didn't get it. I cried a little inside.
"I think the message is extremely clear that the world had better clean up its act" or... go get some maple syrup and melted butter.
College basketball: This would have been a great upset. Oh well.
Speak for yourself. Davidson has some big games this year, they'll knock one of the big boys off.
What you missed while introducing the IoC to Robot Chicken and thinking that he actually liked it
That just looked like a burnt pancake.
a batch of delicious Jesuscakes ...
That does not sparkle with me.
We all know that Jesus loved muffins, not pancakes.
Duh.
What you missed while listening to Will Leitch misprounounce words out of his own book.
What you missed while dreaming about all the possibilities of what Steph might have on Zeke.
What you missed while telling Santa to quit calling women Hos
[news.yahoo.com]
Vivian Stringer approves.
What you missed while worrying about where you rank on the list.
Good lord, I need help. Im watching Hawaii Winter league baseball replays
What you missed while wishing Olive Snook would share her pie with you
@Wee_Evans: so did he read the complete book in 30 minutes?
@Matt_T: That's crazy. The PC police have gone way too far.
@MrRedDevil:
Maybe he financed the making of "2 Girls 1 Cup"?
@UkraineNotWeak: I'm number 11! I'm not the ugliest commenter!
@Matt_T: Isiah Thomas doesn't understand what the big deal is.
@EdFinnerty:
Wear your #11 t-shirt proudly!!
What you missed while kicking girls in the balls.
@Herbies_Wingman: He sure did. He even had three minutes to spare. Then he lit the book on fire and walked out without saying a word. It was powerful.
What you missed while eating Pop Tarts for dinner.g
Jeez. What you missed while bleeding internally...
[www.clickondetroit.com]
What you missed while throwing journalistic credibility out the window in exchange for free stuff.
I highly recommend it. Any other editors/reporters out there should try it some time.
Butters is by far the best character on South Park.
@RedDear:
Love Butters and Stan's Dad, Randy.
What you missed while the GF coerced you into watching the season opener of Project Runway.
If you're into catty gay men and snippy women, nothing.
And - Why couldn't Davidson have pulled that off? Hansborough would never be able to not pout again.
@UkraineNotWeak: Butters making fun of Kyle was one of my favorite parts of last night's episode.
What you missed while watching Stephon and Isiah reenact the Mega Powers handshake...
Isiah gave Stephon a 20-year $400 million contract to consult with the RAND Corporation in order to keep him quiet.
@David Hume: You too, huh? Shudder.
@Mikey Goes to Bollywood: Looks like a physical map of Australia, actually.
What you missed while being somewhat forced to watch Private Practice on ABC and coming to find that even though it's a completely cheesy show, you actually do find it enjoyable.
The Rockies think that Jesus would put blueberries on his pancakes
Oooh...even more important than that!
What you missed while finding out that the wife said it's okay to get a Nintendo Wii before Christmas!
!!! I say again!
@Chief Wahoo @David Hume: Someone needs to teach you guys the beauty of the two tv set up. Sports on one Mario Galaxy on the other.
@TheMayorOfSabanation: Really? I'm forced to watch it every week and I'll take Desperate Housewives every time (the other show I'm forced to watch).
@HIV 2 Elway: A man will do strange things to maintain his stranglehold on Sunday Football viewing. Strange and sometimes even depraved things.
@TheMayorOfSabanation:
Does anyone else think the whole appeal of the redhead is that those droopy eyes and half retarded expression make her look like she's drunk?
/forced to watch as well
@Chief Wahoo: I like working with my hands, and I gotta admit, sewing takes a ton of skill - so, I appreciate that about it. But the people on that show... christ on a crutch.
What you missed while watching terrible footage of Vancouver police essentially murder a guy
Yikes:
[www.theglobeandmail.com]
@HIV 2 Elway: And #3 is for a continuous loop of porn, right?
What you missed while tricking your girlfriend into watching 2 Girls, 1 Cup
Suffice to say, it was a sex-free evening.
@Gourmet Spud:
*murdering. Still 'yikes'.
@Chief Wahoo:
there's nothing more decadent and depraved than a man in the depths of a football binge.
@Chad Sexington: You know what that means: Isiah's now gonna attack Stephon in Anucha's hospital room.
What you missed while wondering if agreeing to cook Thanksgiving dinner this year was a huge mistake.
@J-No: Its not as bad as you think. I did it last year. Just make sure lots of booze is available...
@Hustler of Culture: That's the same thing you said about taking the bar exam, babysitting and teaching someone to drive.
MMMM....sacrelicious....
@Hustler of Culture: I have a plan, but I am not much of a cook. I am seriously considering taking them all out to dinner.
@David Hume: What you missed while you AND Elisa were incredulous that that hippie freak didn't get Auf Weidersen-ed.
I don't care that she cut the whole dress on a single seam! That thing looked like a giant blue-green pile of hippie vomit!
What you missed while slaughtering crusaders in 1191 Jerusalem.
@Clare: yeah, but presumably she can learn to edit during the show. The other one, who couldn't even finish a dress in time, and then covered it over with her grandma's afghan, can't learn style.
mmmmm.....sacrilicious.
What you missed while listening to Will do what one can only assume is an accurate impression of John Rocker at the Boxcar Lounge.
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