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• Kyle Orton and his buddies Jack and Daniel give us enough traffic that we are currently sunbathing on a beach in Boise. It's nice here. Orton says he's sorry, by the way. No need, Kyle!
• Jesus don't want Josh McCown for a sunbeam. He would like Cheetos to replenish themselves, however.
• Is Chad Johnson an evil genius? Man, we hope so.
• We love us some Jay Mariotti, ooh wee.
• Hockey came back, but only Canadians were watching.
• Matt Leinart and Nick Lachey are roommates now. The line, Tri-Delts, forms in the back.
• The new guy in charge of ESPN is, from all accounts, is a really nice, smart, qualified guy. Boo! Hiss! Let's see what he does with Stephen A.
• CBS Sportsline be getting biz-zay, yo!
Oh, and we live-blogged a lot. We live-blog often, when we're alone, even if there's no game. We started live-blogging ourselves when we were 15, and we never, ever forgot how.
Have a nice weekend, everyone.
