Deadspin
Our nation's courts have recently been home to some vicious legal battles about the sport of kickball. The WAKA (World Adult Kickball Association) has beef with DCKickball about... well, I have no idea what it's about. The news here is that there are adults out there who play kickball.
I'm always going to have a soft spot for kickball. Without it, I might never have learned about the birds and the bees. True story: In 3rd or 4th grade, one of the really smart kids wanted to be on my kickball team, and I said he could, if he would define "sex" for me. And he did. And that is the beginning of how I became the ultra-masculine Lothario that you're reading today. It's all because of kickball.
I just wonder what other recess activities people are taking seriously. Is there a Professional Hopscotch Lleague? A Worldwide Tetherball Tour? A National Smear the Queer Association?
Playground Bully [Washington City Paper]
World Adult Kickball Association [WAKA.com]
Comments
Who want to sex MJD?
these folks probably watched "Dodgeball" far too many times.
these damn kickball people take over my bar during the summer. anything that takes them down i will be a party to.
WAKA WAKA WAKA!!!
Well parker, this will theoretically make them stronger if it succeeds.
If chicks want to play organized kickball, fine. But how can a dude be in a league and ever be taken seriously again?
White Goodman: Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. NOBODY. _____________________________________ Peter La Fleur: Come on, Kate. It's time to put your mouth where our balls are.
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