This, friends, is the lasting legacy of YouTube, and it's why they — and we — will probably end up in hell. Though that's probably not fair: We haven't properly market-tested the newscasting technique of focusing the camera on the top of one's head.

There's absolutely no way this isn't exactly how Berman got his start.

(There's more of this future Van Pelt's work right here.)

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