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You might remember, toward the end of last year, when we reviewed each month of the past year leading up to New Years Day. We called it, imaginatively, "Year In Review." We continue today with May. We're digging through our archives pretty well, but if you think we should definitely feature something for the last year that we might overlook, email us at tips@deadspin.com with suggestions. And enjoy the trip down the lane of diminishing memory!
• May 3: WARRIORS!
• May 3: We learned why Brady Quinn fell so far in the draft.
• May 6: Roger Clemens announced he was returning to the Yankees. And that worked out well for everyone.
• May 8: The Milwaukee Brewers ask their fans to turn their head and cough.
• May 10: Michael Vick makes it clear that he knew nothing about dogfighting.
• May 16: Brady Quinn again, cutting a rug.
• May 18: Floyd Landis revealed himself as quite the class act.
• May 22: The Celtics didn't get one of the top picks in the Draft Lottery, therefore ruining their season.
• May 23: You dead, dawg.
• May 30: We learned that Alex Rodriguez has sexual urges. Who knew?
Comments
Brady quinn got more headlines before he started in the NFL than he ever will while in the NFL.
What a banner month for Deadspin. Ookie, Dukes, and Brady Quinn. It's the best of SHOTY all in 1 month!
I preferred the 12-man beer bong.
May is Brady Quinn Month! YAY!
@Lady Andrea: yay!
You dead, dawg.
I think we all now know that was Vick with the wrong number.
@Lady Andrea: Buy now and all payments deferred until he finally starts a game!
May: The month where a young man's fancy turns to touching another man's junk.
Year in review = default December editorial
@Zach Parise's Shorty: that's right, I am not alone in my Brady love.
@Lady Andrea: I'm with ya!
Do you think anybody from Boston is looking back at that draft lottery and thinking, "Wow. I know we were in the moment, but boy did we overreact to that."?
@Lady Andrea: @Zach Parise's Shorty:
I may have mentioned this a few months back, but a girl I know named her vibrator "Lil' Brady Quinn".
@The Legend of Vincent Tremblay: Stupid question. Boston sports fans never overreact to anything.
May 6: Suzyn Waldman has orgasm on air, terrifies millions. OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS!
@UkraineNotWeak: funny, I don't remember telling you what I named my vibrator...
I'm really hoping Tila picks Brady this week in the finale
@UkraineNotWeak: And does it stay in the drawer while she uses "Big Derek Anderson"?
@The Legend of Vincent Tremblay:
I believe she calls it "Horse Balls"
@Zach Parise's Shorty: heeee. I don't love him that much. Mine is named Rolen.
@Lady Andrea: I do. But really my vibrator is named "Zach Parise".
@Lady Andrea:
How did the final go?
@UkraineNotWeak: If I had a vibrator, I'd name it Denver the Last Dinosaur.
@UkraineNotWeak: oh my god, it's over. And actually, I feel pretty decent about it. Thank you for asking!
@UkraineNotWeak: She was Rolen.
I cannot wait til the day Quinn rises from the bench, shoots lasers from his eyes and inspires a chorus of angels to sing as he leads the Browns to a victory in the Super Bowl. I'll be right here. Waiting.
@Zach Parise's Shorty: Is there a newsletter or the like that The Deadspins can subscribe to?
@Chief Wahoo: Me too... in my grave.
@Lady Andrea:
Glad to hear it.
@Chief Wahoo:
Did Sabathia go all the way yesterday?
@Lady Andrea: Fed Tax, right? Can you send me your outline so I can study from it???
@Christ Sabo: Similarly, I named my anal beads the Starting Offensive Line of the 1988 Philadelphia Eagles.
@The Legend of Vincent Tremblay: Mike Holmgren liked the Chas Frye model enough to fill the Seahawks' third(string) hole.
@Coming Into The Game, The Superstar Receiver, Of Your Upper...: inamedmyvibratorafteraproathleteithinkishot.wordpress.com
coming soon!
@Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos: seriously? Yes, I can. Leave your email on my feedback page.
@ArkansasFred: Nice. I named my Sybian machine Mike Mamula, which is interesting.
@SirWalterIII: Darn dogs giving out the wrong cell phone #s...
@Zach Parise's Shorty: +1 for the pun.
@Lady Andrea: Fellow ND law student, huh... may God have mercy on you this week.
@blastitbiggs: Well what do you expect, dem bitches don't want Vick all up on em.
@SirWalterIII: you're an ND law student? Wow, that's weird. What year are you? (There are 3 of us on Deadspin, you me and Sid Bream Was Out).
@BigTenObsession: Don't forget "she-male muscular type."
May...great month, or the greatest month for Deadspin this year?
@Lady Andrea: Second. Almost half way there.
Good luck, law schoolers. My wife got her degree in May. I do not envy you - law school is tough.
@Lady Andrea: @SirWalterIII: Well good luck on your finals this week kids.
@Lady Andrea: I left you a message. That was very kind of you to offer your outline. Oh, and I am terrified of all tax courses.
@SirWalterIII: We're half way through we're halfway through we're halfway through we're halfway through....
@Zach Parise's Shorty:
Somehow, I actually believe that.
Am I disgusted by it? As a hockey fan, absolutely not.
@Lady Andrea: Man is Brady Quinn gay.
/fixed
@UkraineNotWeak: That's what Brady calls his vibrator too!
May... I grab your cock?
/Brady Quinn
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