I love Lewis Black so much. He may not be the funniest comic in the world, but his delivery is just so ridiculously funny.

What about Gilbert Gottfried?

@Emppu (FKA GoaP): Who said anything about Hitler?

I think Lewis Black is usually funny because of his material. Even the "ANGRY ARGH RAHR RAHR" can't made a bad joke funny.

Majerus + Wanking = Gored Eye sockets? Makes sense.

I would like to encourage Erin Andrews to describe her's in as much detail as possible. Visual aids are a plus.

Oh, and I love Lewis when he's doing political humor, other material and your results may vary.

So its a good thing he stick mainly to the political stuff.

Lewis Black? Pffft. Jim Gaffigan pwns.

BTW this girl in the snorg ads is starting to grow on me. What do you think Lady Andrea, would you hit that?

She's mentally unhinged. You can see it in her eyes. No way. She'd end up boiling my rabbit.

The wonky eye or the good one? You can't really see them both at the same time.

He is an American Hero. His bit last year at the Warner Theatre (i think) in DC was golden. They should put a video of his performance in a time capsule and crack it open in 100 years. It will still be funny.

Ok, back to watching Dunston Checks In. Greatest movie EVER.

@Lady Andrea: It's ok to bang crazy as long as you don't date it.

You call them mentally unhinged, I call them fun

@Lady Andrea: Speaking of mentally unhinged, jew ever come up with any ideas for me and my stalker situation?

* I said "did you" not "jew".

@Emppu (FKA GoaP): you can bang crazy, as long as it is only once, they don't have your phone number, or know where you live...

Or else you end up with a stalker like Jebus...

No, you said "chew." We can read.

Nibbles...we've talked about this before...

@JebusHChrist: if they swore out a restraining order, you better stick to it. Did BoSox Siobahn find out you were over 21 also?

@Moonshine Mike: She hasn't boiled my rabbit just yet, but I'm trying to put the kabosh on things before we get to that point.

Your answer is to move, change your name, change jobs, change your identity. And then you may be in good shape of being safe for 1-2 years.

@Lady Andrea: Really? She seems sweet to me. And by sweet I mean way hot.

speaking of comics richard jeni is dead. suicide. r.i.p. platypus man. (for the record i never found him very funny, not a joke but too soon?)

Jebus you have a stalker? Sorry to hear that. I had one once. Woke up with her standing over my bed just staring at me. Scared the living crap out of me.

At this point, she's just calling me, texting me, driving by my house, and emailing me 12-50 times a day*. I haven't "officially" rejected her yet either. So I'm kind of on the edge here.

*We've never been on a date. I haven't even treated her to a series of embarrassing, awkward, and disappointing sexual trysts yet.

@JebusHChrist: But is she hot?

@JebusHChrist: Dude, get rid of her right now. Be completely unambiguous about it. Don't get angry, but be firm.

She's really hot.
I know I have to get rid of her, but it's tricky because she's good friends with my group of friends and she's real hot so she isn't used to be told no. I'm working on it.

@JebusHChrist: You're gonna bang her. Enjoy it, cause it's gonna cost you. Seriously when you are doing the nasty, lean back, smile, and savor the good feeling. Because eventually she's going to stab you.

@Chief Wahoo: I think you underestimate me Chief. I'm smarter than that. Besides, my heart belongs to another.

I don't think you were listening...It was a PLYMOUTH. HORIZZZZZZZZZON. it is not a joy, TO RIDE.

But where was Valderrama's car?

@Emppu (FKA GoaP): Putting Gilbert Godfried in the same conversation as Lewis Black made Richard Jeni shoot himself.