US - 8.7
China - 8.6
Russia - 9.3
Germany - 4.2
Canada - 10.0

Degree of difficulty: 3.7

Oh shit, the guy leading The Masters just went "I'd like to thank Jesus" on us. I suppose it was only a matter of time, but I was really hoping to never see that. I can barely put up with it during football season.

@The Ghost of Luke Ward: Well if Tiger wins I'm sure he'll thank his personal lord and savior; Phil Knight.

@The Ghost of Luke Ward: Jesus hates Cablinasians.

@The Ghost of Luke Ward: If he really lvoed jesus, he would be in church

I was hoping for a 'backyard' wrestling moment after he jumped off the roof. Perhaps someone could have hit him upside his head with a florescent light bulb and the mercury would get in his eyes and he'd be screaming in agony.

On an unrelated note, I went to church for the first time in five years and I didn't get struck by lightning. Obviously, I'm not trying hard enough.

i loved tiger on the last hole.. "what the hell just happened?!"

@Hank Scorpio: I think we can all bow down to capitalism.

Actually, I started wondering who Vijay would thank. Ganesh? Shiva? Next year I'll be rooting for him just to find out.

@Baba Oje: Outstanding point. He's a faker.

@The Ghost of Luke Ward: vijay will thank himself - arrogant bastard

[Vijay] "I'd like to thank the disappearing ink I used on my scorecard...oh, did I just say that out loud?" [/Vijay]

@The Ghost of Luke Ward: Well and I have to admit, I tend to only rock the Nikes.

Damn it, he just did it again during the jacket ceremony. This is not going to work for me. We need to get this cat on 'roids/HGH ASAP and get him into the NFL. I can't have the Jesus craze blurring over into other sports.

BTW...Fat Phil with a triple-bogey on the first hole today? He must have really pissed off our lord and savior.

If Tiger would only hit a Titleist driver.....as an added note, Phil is being custom fitted for a mansiere, or a bro, as it it sometimes referred to.