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			<title><![CDATA[If a Tree Falls Down Drunk in the Bleachers, Does It Make a Sound?]]></title>
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				Fantastic. According to a story first run in the <em>San Jose Mercury News</em>, the Stanford University band's famous tree mascot was fired for being completely shit-faced during last week's Cal/Stanford basketball game.  Erin Lashnits, who served as the rowdy tree blew a .157 BAC during the game,the story said. It's unclear how they went about finding this out&mdash;maybe she went all Shooter and ran out on to the court&mdash;but it is clear that even though it may be a dent in her social life, it won't be for her athletic elgibility as a member of <a href="http://gostanford.collegesports.com/sports/w-swim/mtt/lashnits_erin00.html">Stanford's swim team</a>, according to band spokesman Sam Urmy. Plus, Urmy added that the university had previously placed the band on "alcohol suspension," which requires a zero-tolerance policy toward drunkenness. So Lashnits had to go. And finally, to put a neat little cap on the story, Urmy said this:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/155342/if-a-tree-falls-down-drunk-in-the-bleachers-does-it-make-a-sound" title="Click here to read more about If a Tree Falls Down Drunk in the Bleachers, Does It Make a Sound?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 16 Feb 2006 14:10:42 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Leitch]]></dc:creator>
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