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				<!-- videoId: 4VzOUKODdZ4 --><!-- /videoId: 4VzOUKODdZ4 --> Don't ever let it be said that the fine people of Vancouver don't care enough about, oh, whatever, who knows what leads you to burn things after losing Game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals. You just do.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5812503/they-rioted-in-vancouver-last-night-eh" title="Click here to read more about They Rioted In Vancouver Last Night, Eh">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 16 Jun 2011 05:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Hockey Player Misses Five Minutes Of Game Time With Broken Face, Returns In Time For Season-Losing Goal]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: rP1AQu2h58w --><!-- /videoId: rP1AQu2h58w --> <em>Your morning roundup for May 29, the day after <a href="http://www.ajc.com/news/atlanta/grandma-bandit-now-known-959729.html">death told the world that the puffy-faced Grandma Bandit was actually a man</a></em>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5806453/hockey-player-misses-five-minutes-of-game-time-with-broken-face-returns-in-time-for-season+losing-goal" title="Click here to read more about Hockey Player Misses Five Minutes Of Game Time With Broken Face, Returns In Time For Season-Losing Goal">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 28 May 2011 09:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Phillies Infielder Throws 10-Pitch 19th Inning To Close Out Joey Votto And The Reds]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: ps22U9d4qsU --><!-- /videoId: ps22U9d4qsU --> <em>Your morning roundup for May 26, <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702304066504576345752703592770.html">the day after Disney realized that it probably wasn't the best of ideas to trademark American heroes for profit</a></em>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5805696/phillies-infielder-throws-10+pitch-19th-inning-to-close-out-joey-votto-and-the-reds" title="Click here to read more about Phillies Infielder Throws 10-Pitch 19th Inning To Close Out Joey Votto And The Reds">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 26 May 2011 09:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				 So, Boston heads into the St. Pete Times Forum with an opportunity to advance past the Lightning and into the team's first Stanley Cup Finals appearance since 1990.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5805612/your-bruinslightning-game-six-open-thread" title="Click here to read more about Your Bruins/Lightning Game Six Open Thread">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 If San Jose fans actually believe that <a href="http://video.nhl.com/videocenter/console?hdpid=49&id=115083&navid=mod-rr-headlines">men in tights</a> can be as effectively distracting to a penalty-boxed opponent as bared boobs, they don't deserve to advance to the Stanley Cup Finals.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5804323/your-canuckssharks-game-four-open-thread" title="Click here to read more about Your Canucks/Sharks Game Four Open Thread">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 22 May 2011 15:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				 The Bruins and Lightning split a pair of games in Boston. Tonight, they do battle in Tampa Bay. Discuss.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5803453/your-nhl-eastern-conference-finals-open-thread" title="Click here to read more about Your NHL Eastern Conference Finals Open Thread">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 19 May 2011 20:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				 The San Jose Sharks and Vancouver Canucks resume their respective quests to reach the Stanley Cup Finals this evening. <a href="http://www.nhl.com/ice/news.htm?id=563124&navid=mod-rr-headlines">Awesome, right</a>?				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5803319/your-nhl-western-conference-championship-open-thread" title="Click here to read more about Your NHL Western Conference Championship Open Thread">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Neither the San Jose Sharks nor the Vancouver Canucks have won the Stanley Cup. Ever. Hell, the Sharks haven't even been to the finals. But first team to beat the other four times will fight for it against either Boston or Tampa Bay, who have both won it before. (And just like that, you have the first lazy angle coming your way in about two weeks.)				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5801944/your-nhl-playoffs-open-thread" title="Click here to read more about Your NHL Playoffs Open Thread">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Depending upon when you read this, game one of the Eastern Conference Finals is just about to start, has already done so or did so long ago. Which means you either have no idea, are finding out or long ago learned whether the Tampa Bay Lightning or Boston Bruins are leading the series. Tense action, it's fantastic.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5801841/your-nhl-playoffs-open-thread" title="Click here to read more about Your NHL Playoffs Open Thread">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: XjU4JDoDMsw --><!-- /videoId: XjU4JDoDMsw --> Game Seven. Red Wings. At Sharks. Fun fact: San Jose has already had three chances to close the series out, so they probably won't be feeling much stress in a low-pressure game.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5801172/your-nhl-playoffs-open-thread" title="Click here to read more about Your NHL Playoffs Open Thread">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Detroit returns to San Jose fighting to keep its season alive. They're down 3-1. It doesn't look too good. Yet, there's still a gimmicky fan video about how they're going to "win the Stanley Cup" and "party" so they "can show everybody all around the world." <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocvy13l2biQ">You can watch it here</a>, but truth be told, it's pretty damn sad. Game starts around 8 p.m.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5799654/your-nhl-playoffs-open-thread" title="Click here to read more about Your NHL Playoffs Open Thread">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 The Vancouver Canucks will entertain the Nashville Predators this evening. With a 3-1 series lead, a victory will send the Canucks to the NHL's Final/Frozen/Whatever Four. The Bruins and Lightning already know they're playing one another in the Eastern Conference Finals. Vancouver would be the first entry in the western title game.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5799534/your-nhl-playoffs-open-thread" title="Click here to read more about Your NHL Playoffs Open Thread">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 <em>Your morning roundup for May 7, the first Saturday after<a href="http://www.pressofatlanticcity.com/communities/atlantic-city_pleasantville_brigantine/resorts-opens-atlantic-city-casino-industry-s-first-gay-nightclub/article_1c08d814-7763-11e0-9f54-001cc4c002e0.html"> the gays seized control of Atlantic City</a></em>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5799531/by-the-looks-of-things-the-texas-rangers-mascot-is-hung-like-the-palomino-horse-it-purports-to-be" title="Click here to read more about By The Looks Of Things, The Texas Rangers Mascot Is Hung Like The Palomino Horse It Purports To Be">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 The Nashville Predators will attempt to even the series with the Vancouver Canucks at two games each tonight. On the plus side, it's a home game. On the minus side, <a href="http://blogs.thescore.com/nhl/2011/05/03/loverboy-singer-releases-canucks-theme-song/">Vancouver still has the lead singer of Loverboy in its corner</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5798848/your-nhl-playoffs-open-thread" title="Click here to read more about Your NHL Playoffs Open Thread">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: TA30uvGOscs --><!-- /videoId: TA30uvGOscs --> <em>Your morning roundup for May 5, <a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/triumph_tribute_on_zero_visit_krQTcc1RvF3LsN4Y9IKnjO">the day a former vice president wants you to thank "enhanced interrogation" for the current president's visit to Ground Zero</a></em>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5798757/heres-an-18+minute-video-of-indians-outfielder-shin+soo-choos-failed-roadside-sobriety-test" title="Click here to read more about Presenting The 18-Minute Video Of Shin-Soo Choo's Failed Roadside Sobriety Test">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 With a home victory tonight against the Flyers, the Boston Bruins would have an <a href="http://www.pressofatlanticcity.com/sports/article_6a42b0a0-58af-11df-a16b-001cc4c002e0.html">insurmountable lead</a> in their conference-semifinal series. With a home loss against the Sharks, the Detroit Red Wings would have an <a href="http://www.freep.com/article/20110504/COL22/105040428/Michael-Rosenberg-What-Red-Wings-must-do-simple-won-t-easy?odyssey=tab|topnews|text|Sports">impossibly deep deficit from which to emerge</a> in the other conference.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5798418/your-nhl-playoffs-open-thread" title="Click here to read more about Your NHL Playoffs Open Thread">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Both the San Jose Sharks and Tampa Bay Lightning attempt to take two-game leads in their respective playoff series. For the Sharks, that'd mean holding rink against the Detroit Red Wings. For the Lightning, that'd mean heading south only needing to win two of three home games against the Washington Capitals to advance to the conference finals.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5797405/your-nhl-playoffs-open-thread" title="Click here to read more about Your NHL Playoffs Open Thread">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<em>Your morning roundup for May 1, the day after <a href="http://www.politico.com/click/stories/1104/seth_meyers_skewers_d_c_.html">Seth Meyers said Weekend Update stuff to people's faces</a></em>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5797350/before-returning-to-lockout-mode-every-nfl-franchise-decided-against-drafting-a-bone+cancer-survivor" title="Click here to read more about Before Returning To Lockout Mode, Every NFL Franchise Decided Against Drafting A Bone-Cancer Survivor">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: X2ZtT88rUl0 --><!-- /videoId: X2ZtT88rUl0 --> The Boston Bruins visit the Philadelphia Flyers for Game 1 of their Eastern Conference semifinal series at 3 p.m. The video offers seven minutes of highlights from the last time the teams faced one another in the playoffs. Hope you enjoy it.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5797276/your-nhl-playoffs-open-thread" title="Click here to read more about Your NHL Playoffs Open Thread">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 There's single second-round game on the lineup. The Nashville Predators visit the Vancouver Canucks. It may not mean a lot to you, but it means a lot to the Green Men.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5796768/your-nhl-playoffs-open-thread" title="Click here to read more about Your NHL Playoffs Open Thread">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: uGUtpF2n5aM --><!-- /videoId: uGUtpF2n5aM --> <em>Your morning roundup for April 28, <a href="http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2011/04/27/beer-fast-ends-with-bacon-smoothie/?hpt=C2">the day we learn that God's advice for ending a 46-day beer-only fast is with a bacon smoothie, forever and ever, Amen</a></em>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5796453/heres-a-beautiful-animation-of-the-first-of-five-el-clasicos-this-year" title="Click here to read more about Here's A Beautiful Animation Of The First Of Five El Clásicos This Year">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Let's look at tonight's pair of Game Sevens through the lens of potential second-round match-ups.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5796127/your-nhl-playoffs-open-thread" title="Click here to read more about Your NHL Playoffs Open Thread">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 The Sabres, Predators and Canucks all have a chance to win their series 4-2 today. Buffalo hosts the Flyers at 3 p.m.; Nashville hosts Anaheim at 6 p.m. and Vancouver visits the Chicago Blackhawks at 7:30 p.m. All times eastern.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5795061/your-nhl-playoffs-open-thread" title="Click here to read more about Your NHL Playoffs Open Thread">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Three games tonight, one of which is already underway. Boston is visiting Montreal, where they'll try to draw even at two games each. At 10 p.m., the defending champion Chicago Blackhawks try to postpone the start of their offseason against the Canucks in Vancouver. Then, the L.A. Kings host the San Jose Sharks at 10:30 p.m. Sharks lead the series 2-1.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5794321/your-nhl-playoffs-open-thread" title="Click here to read more about Your NHL Playoffs Open Thread">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 <em>Your morning roundup for April 16, the day <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-89yiueWNGo&feature=related">Ralphie turns 40</a>, making a whole lot of people question their very mortality, their confidence as fra-gee-lay as a leglamp.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5792664/the-tax-mans-charges-against-lenny-dykstra-actually-involve-a-kitchen-sink" title="Click here to read more about The Tax Man's Charges Against Lenny Dykstra Actually Involve A Kitchen Sink">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The Flyers&mdash;who had to beat the Rangers on the final day to get into the playoffs, remember&mdash;are in their first Stanley Cup Final since 1997. Good thing I optioned <a href="http://deadspin.com/5428943/rough-season-for-the-flyers-naturally-leads-to-cuckolding-rumors">that inspiring sports movie</a> idea. [Photo: AP]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5546800/flyers-inspiring-playoff-run-makes-area-blogger-look-bad" title="Click here to read more about Flyers Inspiring Playoff Run Makes Area Blogger Look Bad">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 All Adam Gonsiewski, a Simon Gagne jersey-owning Flyers fan, wanted to do was see his team win Game 5 against the Bruins. Instead he was pelted with various (unused?) prophylactics by the rowdy Beantown crowd. Like this one. [<a href="http://www.crossingbroad.com/2010/05/halfway-there-flyers-continue-to-build-momentum-with-40-victory.html">Crossing Broad</a> via <a href="http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/Bruins_fans_Beer_popcorn_condoms_oh_my.html">Philly.com</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5536557/bruins-fans-toss-epithets-foodstuffs-trojan+enz-at-flyers-fan" title="Click here to read more about Bruins Fans Toss Epithets, Foodstuffs, Trojan-ENZ At Flyers Fan">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				In sports, everyone is a winner&mdash;some people just win better than others. Like underdog teams that aren't supposed to win on the road, but now have the advantage in the NHL Playoffs. F*@kin' upsets....how do they work?				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5517787/last-nights-winner-rule-breakers" title="Click here to read more about Last Night's Winner: Rule Breakers">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 The Penguins have evened the score with the Capitals at 2-2 in after two periods of play in Washington. In other news, this Pittsburgh fan seems to be quite taken with Washington's coach Bruce Boudreau.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5237325/pens-fans-attempt-to-distract-capitals-with-funny-faces" title="Click here to read more about Pens Fans Attempt to Distract Capitals With Funny Faces">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 02 May 2009 15:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Well isn't that special. But in ESPN's defense, there's probably not a whole lot you can do with news like this. [<a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/playoffs/2009/news?id=4092425">ESPN</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5225151/espn-headline-writers-are-witty-rapscallions" title="Click here to read more about ESPN Headline Writers Are Witty Rapscallions">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 23 Apr 2009 19:00:10 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				The matchups and schedule are set for the first round of the <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged NHL PLAYOFFS" title="Click here to read more posts tagged NHL PLAYOFFS" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/nhl-playoffs/">NHL playoffs</a>. I hope your Versus subscription is up to date! [<a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Kiss-loved-ones-goodbye-NHL-releases-first-roun?urn=nhl,155174">Puck Daddy</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5209702/your-nhl-playoffs-are-ready" title="Click here to read more about Your NHL Playoffs Are Ready">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 13 Apr 2009 09:45:31 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				As <a href="http://deadspin.com/sports/horse-racing/hockey-is-not-nbcs-top-priority-261929.php">MJD pointed out yesterday</A>, NBC, amazingly, <a href="http://mirtle.blogspot.com/2007/05/nbc-gives-sens-win-shaft.html">cut away from the Senators-Sabres Game 5 overtime yesterday</A> to show ... the first two hours of the Preakness prerace coverage. That's right: Rather than show the most exciting part of an entire hockey season, NBC chose to show Bob Costas interview people who, for once, are actually smaller than he is.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/262105/fortunately-nobody-wants-to-watch-a-playoff-overtime" title="Click here to read more about Fortunately, Nobody Wants To Watch A Playoff Overtime">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 21 May 2007 11:30:43 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Heading into the NHL playoffs, the subplot we were most excited about involved the Buffalo Sabres, a team with a long-suffering but rabid &mdash; we mean literally rabid; it's in the Buffalo drinking water &mdash; fanbase and a No. 1 seed. After they beat the Rangers, it all appeared to be coming together. At last, the city of Buffalo had a real chance at a championship, or at least another opportunity to fall apart in the title game/series.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/260538/pity-the-poor-buffalo-fan" title="Click here to read more about Pity The Poor Buffalo Fan">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 15 May 2007 12:00:43 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				We have always found it amusing that Anaheim decided to take the positive modifier "Mighty" out of its name; we know they wanted to avoid the Disney context, but usually when there's a "Fighting" or a "Runnin'" in there, it's supposed to be a good thing. Now they are Ducks, simply Ducks.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/259621/nhl-stanley-cup-pants-party-red-wings-vs-ducks" title="Click here to read more about NHL Stanley Cup Pants Party: Red Wings Vs. Ducks">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 11 May 2007 13:15:36 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				And here, you thought we were completely ignoring the NHL playoffs. To remind you: Canuck please!				<a href="http://deadspin.com/259369/nhl-stanley-cup-pants-party-sabres-vs-senators" title="Click here to read more about NHL Stanley Cup Pants Party: Sabres Vs. Senators">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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