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				 <em>Your morning roundup for Feb. 26. Got any stories or photos for us? <a href="mailto:tips@deadspin.com">Tip your editors</a>.</em> <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5888319/everything-is-possible-in-the-bridgestone-arena-like-this-stanley-cup-champion-nashville-predators-hockey-team-banner" title="Click here to read more about Everything Is Possible In The Bridgestone Arena, Like This &quot;Stanley Cup Champion Nashville Predators Hockey Team&quot; Banner">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 26 Feb 2012 09:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Partying Bruins Refused A Round Of Shots From Angry Canucks Fan Ryan Reynolds]]></title>
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				From today's <a href="http://bostonherald.com/track/inside_track/view.bg?articleid=1367563&srvc=next_article"><em>Boston Herald</em></a> gossip pages:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5842545/partying-bruins-refused-a-round-of-shots-from-angry-canucks-fan-ryan-reynolds" title="Click here to read more about Partying Bruins Refused A Round Of Shots From Angry Canucks Fan Ryan Reynolds">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 21 Sep 2011 13:35:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jack Dickey]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Watch The Stanley Cup Fall Down Go Boom, Get Dented]]></title>
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				Just another battle scar for the old girl, who's seen plenty of dings and feces in her lifetime. The Cup was in St. John's, Newfoundland, preparing for its helicopter trip to Michael Ryder's hometown of Bonavista. After Ryder set it down on a table (with official NHL tablecloth), the whole damn thing toppled over, denting the bowl&mdash;"the first dent of the day," some background wag offers.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5835782/watch-the-stanley-cup-fall-down-go-boom-get-dented" title="Click here to read more about Watch The Stanley Cup Fall Down Go Boom, Get Dented">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 30 Aug 2011 12:30:14 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[This Evening: Brad Marchand Knows Kris Draper's Daughter Once Pooped In The Stanley Cup, Right?]]></title>
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				 <em>Your p.m. roundup for Aug. 29, the day <a href="http://gawker.com/5835382/the-25-most-unranked-colleges-in-america">we first heard your college actually existed</a>. Photo via <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Puck-Headlines-Brad-Marchand-8217-s-Cup-day-N?urn=nhl-wp11340">Puck Daddy</a>. Got any stories or photos for us? <a href="mailto:tips@deadspin.com">Tip your editors</a>.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5835586/this-evening-brad-marchand-knows-kris-drapers-daughter-once-pooped-in-the-stanley-cup-right" title="Click here to read more about This Evening: Brad Marchand Knows Kris Draper's Daughter Once Pooped In The Stanley Cup, Right?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 29 Aug 2011 18:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Mark Recchi can get whatever he damn well pleases for his first tat. We love that Mark says he'll get his kids' initials "at some point." Whenever he gets around to it. The Cup comes first.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5831522/this-is-the-kind-of-tattoo-youre-only-allowed-to-get-if-youve-won-three-stanley-cups" title="Click here to read more about This Is The Kind Of Tattoo You're Only Allowed To Get If You've Won Three Stanley Cups">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The Stanley Cup itself excites us in ways no other sports trophy does. Some of that comes from its versatility: One can eat and drink from it. Some of that comes from its uniqueness: There's a new Lombardi Trophy every year, but there's only one Cup. And the winning team's players get to take that one cup and do whatever they want with it.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5822007/according-to-nathan-hortons-wife-the-stanley-cup-was-lost-in-boston-yesterday" title="Click here to read more about According To Nathan Horton's Wife, The Stanley Cup Was Lost In Boston Yesterday">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 17 Jul 2011 15:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Stanley Cup Begins Its Summer Job As A Firefighter]]></title>
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				Yes. <em>Awesome</em>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5817056/the-stanley-cup-begins-its-summer-job-as-a-firefighter" title="Click here to read more about The Stanley Cup Begins Its Summer Job As A Firefighter">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				When the Bruins threw down with an epic body count at <a href="http://deadspin.com/5813778/136-bud-lights-for-only-680-an-unscientific-analysis-of-the-boston-bruins-epic-bar-tab-from-foxwoods">their Stanley Cup celebrations at Foxwoods</a>, the world was drawn not to the six-figure bottle of champagne: <a href="http://deadspin.com/crapulence">Armand de Brignac is <i>so</i> played out</a>. Instead it was the solo Amstel Light, a beacon of moderation and taste in a storm of crapulence.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5816784/weve-found-the-lass-responsible-for-the-lone-amstel-light-on-the-bruins-156000-bar-tab" title="Click here to read more about We've Found The Lass Responsible For The Lone Amstel Light On The Bruins' $156,000 Bar Tab">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: WLfEWXGEqbQ --><!-- /videoId: WLfEWXGEqbQ --> At about the three-minute mark in this video, the band of drunks redirects its impotent rage onto a man (described in the YouTube video as a security guard) who tries to keep them from smashing the department store windows. I'm still trying to make sense of when a sports-related riot shifts from being about shit-stirring drunkenness and becomes sinister; this seemed to be one of many of those moments in Vancouver last night. We hope this guy &mdash; who was helped away with a bloodied head by two kind souls &mdash; is okay.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5812546/there-was-the-dumb-drunk-portion-of-the-vancouver-riots-and-then-things-got-sinister" title="Click here to read more about There Was The Dumb Drunk Portion Of The Vancouver Riots, And Then Things Got Sinister">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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<blockquote></blockquote>There are two things you should know about Roberto Luongo's final game this season, besides the one thing you will remember.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5812273/luongos-legacy-not-tonight" title="Click here to read more about Luongo's Legacy: Not Tonight">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				If the Bruins go on to win the Stanley Cup despite an inferior resume to that of the Canucks, no one will blink. There's nothing unusual about the better team losing a playoff series. Seven games isn't enough to guarantee a representative result. But if the Canucks win, they'll cap off one of the most unlikely, albeit unimpressive, achievements in sports history. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5811937/the-canucks-are-on-the-verge-of-historical-mediocrity" title="Click here to read more about The Canucks Are On The Verge Of Historical Mediocrity">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: rtY5g4o72qk --><!-- /videoId: rtY5g4o72qk --> The hubbub over Alex Burrows' <a href="http://articles.boston.com/2011-06-02/sports/29613791_1_sedin-twins-finger-patrice-bergeron">biting Patrice Bergeron's finger</a> in Game 1 intensified when the not-suspended Burrows scored two goals in the next game, including the game-winner. Max Lapierre didn't exactly help the cause when he offered Bergeron his own digit as compensation. "Have a bite! There's a character," chuckled the Canucks' announcers. But the NBC crew didn't take it so lightly:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5808696/vancouver-announcers-have-different-opinion-about-taunt-by-vancouver-player-believe-it-or-not" title="Click here to read more about Vancouver Announcers Have Different Opinion About Taunt By Vancouver Player, Believe It Or Not">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Lord Stanley doesn't deserve this:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5808600/your-canucksbruins-game-2-open-thread" title="Click here to read more about Your Canucks/Bruins Game 2 Open Thread">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Would you believe it's been a year, to the week, of the Blackhawks capturing the most famous trophy in all of professional sports? To remind you what Vancouver and Boston are playing for, here are a couple new photos from Patrick Kane's time with the Stanley Cup. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5807956/beer-in-the-stanley-cup-looks-like-piss-more-from-the-patrick-kane-collection" title="Click here to read more about Beer In The Stanley Cup Looks Like Piss: More From The Patrick Kane Collection">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 The Sabres, Predators and Canucks all have a chance to win their series 4-2 today. Buffalo hosts the Flyers at 3 p.m.; Nashville hosts Anaheim at 6 p.m. and Vancouver visits the Chicago Blackhawks at 7:30 p.m. All times eastern.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5795061/your-nhl-playoffs-open-thread" title="Click here to read more about Your NHL Playoffs Open Thread">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 The Pittsburgh Penguins, Washington Capitals and San Jose Sharks can all advance to the next conference semifinals with victories today. Another way to put it: Today could be the last day of the season for the Tampa Bay Lightning, New York Rangers and Los Angeles Kings.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5794921/your-nhl-playoffs-open-thread/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Your NHL Playoffs Open Thread">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 <em>Your morning roundup for April 23, <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2011/HEALTH/04/22/tennessee.gaga.heart.attack/index.html">the day we hear about how a Tennessee woman's heart stopped beating for five minutes as a Lady Gaga tribute</a>.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5794917/heres-the-scene-that-awaited-the-orlando-magics-jason-richardson-after-last-nights-pimp+slap-ejection" title="Click here to read more about Here's The Scene That Awaited The Orlando Magic's Jason Richardson After Last Night's Pimp-Slap Ejection">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				These are previously unseen photos of Patrick Kane and a pair of fellow Blackhawks celebrating with the Stanley Cup last summer. To be clear, there is absolutely nothing wrong with celebrating the greatest accomplishment in the sport, and they can't be criticized (except perhaps for drinking Bud Light out of the Stanley Cup with a straw). But while it's fun to look at photos of athletes, or any celebrities, getting drunk and partying, the telling part of these pictures is how we got them.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5773306/what-these-new-patrick-kane-photos-tell-us-about-fame-and-the-perils-of-drinking-beer-through-a-straw-in-public/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about What These New Patrick Kane Photos Tell Us About Fame And The Perils Of Drinking Beer Through A Straw In Public">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The puck from Patrick Kane's Stanley Cup-winning goal disappeared in June. Since then, a Chicago restaurant has offered $50,000 for it, the FBI has disproved one impostor, and a multiple-angle Zapruder film emerged. It's significant piece of rubber, you see.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5747851/the-missing-stanley-cup-game-6-puck-is-now-worth-50000-and-the-fbis-time" title="Click here to read more about The Missing Stanley Cup Game 6 Puck Is Now Worth $50,000 And The FBI's Time">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Happens every year. They misspell someone's name on the Stanley Cup, and because of the sacredness of the Cup, he's forced to legally change his name. Sucks, Versteeg. [<a href="http://blogs.suntimes.com/blackhawks/2010/09/versteeg_or_vertsteeg_blackhaw.html">Sun-Times</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5651123/kris-vertseeg-gets-his-stanley-cup-due" title="Click here to read more about Kris &quot;Vertseeg&quot; Gets His Stanley Cup Due">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				It's apparently Patrick Kane week here at Deadspin. So please accept this dump of assorted drunken sightings of the Blackhawks hero tooling around with Jimmy Buffett, rocking the flat-brimmed Reds cap, and getting "iced."				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5614005/patrick-kane-is-more-alcohol-than-man-at-this-point/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Patrick Kane Is More Alcohol Than Man At This Point">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				That crazy kid <a href="http://deadspin.com/5613842/patrick-kane-loves-him-some-twilight">puts down the Twlight books</a> for a second to bring the Cup to Wrigleyville watering hole <a href="http://www.moescantina.com/">Moe's Cantina</a>. Drinking out of the cup, and using it to pick up chicks? You betcha.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5613912/patrick-kanes-drunken-stanley-cup-road-trip-rolls-on/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Patrick Kane's Drunken Stanley Cup Road Trip Rolls On">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				That is all. You may resume your business. [h/t Tom]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5612472/breaking-patrick-kane-stanley-cup-stuck-atop-a-ladder-truck-in-downtown-buffalo" title="Click here to read more about Breaking: Patrick Kane, Stanley Cup Stuck Atop A Ladder Truck In Downtown Buffalo">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Via <a href="http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/sports/96159364.html">NBC Chicago</a>, here's a compilation of Kaner during the Blackhawks' victory parade today in Chicago. Watch him chug champagne, catch crowd beers, drink from the Cup, and slur his speech with the moxie of a 10-year veteran. Video inside.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5561311/patrick-kane-a-portrait-in-drunkenness" title="Click here to read more about Patrick Kane: A Portrait In Inebriation">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Jeremy Roenick is a 40-year-old man. He was one of the NHL's best players during one of the NHL's least enjoyable periods. <a href="http://deadspin.com/5559734/">Last night, he cried on national TV</a>. It's really fine that he did.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5560368/dear-roenick-its-ok-let-it-out" title="Click here to read more about Dear Roenick: It's OK, Let It Out">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 10 Jun 2010 17:00:03 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				The Hawks arrived back in Chicago today and, like all good hockey heroes, took the Cup to northside bar The Pony Inn around the time you were leaving for work.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5560417/blackhawks-celebrate-cup-win-with-8am-trip-to-chicago-bar-more-updates/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Blackhawks Celebrate Cup Win With 8AM Trip To Chicago Bar (MORE UPDATES)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 10 Jun 2010 16:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Have you ever dreamed of being on the ice with your favorite team as they hoist <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged STANLEY CUP" title="Click here to read more posts tagged STANLEY CUP" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/stanley-cup/">Stanley Cup</a>, then heading back to the locker room for a champagne bath with your heroes? Go ahead! NHL security obviously won't stop you.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5328820/penguins-fans-crashes-stanley-cup-celebration" title="Click here to read more about Penguins Fans Crashes Stanley Cup Celebration">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 03 Aug 2009 11:00:12 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				I know this is every man's fantasy, but does Sid the Kid know where that Cup has been? Wrap it up, buddy. [<a href="http://sportscracklepop.com/2009/06/22/caption-this-76/">Sports Crackle Pop</a>, via <a href="http://my.thescore.com/scoreblog/archive/2009/06/22/sidney-crosby-after-a-long-night-with-the-cup.aspx">TheScore</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5300135/sidney-crosbys-wild-stanley-cup-orgy" title="Click here to read more about Sidney Crosby's Wild Stanley Cup Orgy">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:30:50 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				This is my favorite part about the post-NHL season is to see what wacky things the champions do with Lord Stanley's precious cup. The Penguins turned it into a pool noodle at King Mario's castle.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5293040/penguin-party-freakout-at-mario-lemieuxs-mansion/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Penguin Party Freakout At Mario Lemieux's Mansion">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 16 Jun 2009 18:58:51 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				So, hi. It's Sunday. I'm tired. You're tired. Or you're probably outside, sprawled out under a sycamore, drinking lemonade, daydreaming about that pretty fish you caught one time at the big lake, as a young woman paints your toes.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5290223/pointless-sunday-gallery-post--things-dangled-out-of-windows/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Pointless Sunday Gallery Post:  Things Dangled Out of Windows">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 14 Jun 2009 14:19:13 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				The dogpile on Marian Hossa has been sufficient and thorough. The Wings beat Hossa's Penguins last year. Then the Penguins beat Hossa's Red Wings. Goat cheese.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5289509/dont-ask-marian-hossa-for-stock-market-advice" title="Click here to read more about Don't Ask Marian Hossa For Stock Market Advice">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 13 Jun 2009 17:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				"We have a few arrests. For the most part people are being orderly but we've got a few people who don't want to leave."  C'mon, Pittsburgh. That's no way to usher in a Crosby regime. [<a href="http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/09164/977279-61.stm">Post-Gazette</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5289412/only-minimal-arrests-for-shame-pittsburgh" title="Click here to read more about Only Minimal Arrests? For Shame, Pittsburgh">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				"Over the years words like "Ilanders" (Islanders), "Leaes" (Leafs) and "Bqstqn" (Boston) have found their way onto the <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged STANLEY CUP" title="Click here to read more posts tagged STANLEY CUP" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/stanley-cup/">Stanley Cup</a>, while more than a dozen players and coaches have had their names butchered." That's Sidney with an I, Louise St. Jacques! Someone with a silent S should know better. [<a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124286389284341325.html">WSJ</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5264769/and-you-thought-winning-the-spelling-bee-was-a-longshot" title="Click here to read more about And You Thought Winning The Spelling Bee Was A Longshot">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 21 May 2009 17:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				The Detroit Red Wings have been partying it up with their newly acquired Stanley Cup, taking it to defenseman Chris Chelios' downtown Detroit restaurant for a night of boozing. Play nice with her, fellas. Oop. Too late. You <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/hockey/nhl/06/07/bc.hkn.stanley.cup.dent/index.html">already damaged it</a>. <a href="http://www.bustedcoverage.com/?p=4995">Busted Coverage</a> has a short recap of some of the revelry that lead to the ding in the Cup. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/395405/the-red-wings-are-taking-good-care-of-lord-stanleys-cup" title="Click here to read more about The Red Wings Are Taking Good Care Of Lord Stanley's Cup">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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As is abundantly clear around here, we're hardly the biggest hockey experts, but we're still human, which means we <EM>really</EM> love the Stanley Cup Trophy. So rarely is any piece of hardware treated with such reverence; heck, in baseball, they try <a href="http://thefyc.blogspot.com/2006/11/no-dunc-oh-my-god.html">to hump the damn trophy</A>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5013380/loving-that-stanley-cup" title="Click here to read more about Loving That Stanley Cup">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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This probably wasn't the way to intimidate the Detroit Red Wings coming into Game 1 of the Stanley Cup finals. The goalie, his name is Marc-André Fleury, and there <i>is</i> a caution stripe on that step. Either that or they just mopped.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/393148/careful-its-slippery" title="Click here to read more about Careful, It's Slippery">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				There once was a man by the name of Stanley, who decided that average trophies were not good enough for hockey teams, so he went and sculpted a cup based on a napkin drawing by Nigel Tufnel. The trophy was supposed to be 35 feet tall, but he got his inches and feet mixed up.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/393135/who-wants-a-trophy+shaped-cup-cup+shaped-trophy" title="Click here to read more about Who Wants A Trophy-Shaped Cup? (Cup-Shaped Trophy?)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				We congratulate the Anaheim Ducks on their first Stanley Cup title last night. We can't imagine the relief of Ducks fans across the nation, who were able to sleep easy last night, knowing they must no longer fear that they, like their grandfathers and other ancestors, will die without seeing their beloved, historic Ducks win that long-awaited title. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/266749/ducks-fans-your-decade+plus-of-suffering-is-over" title="Click here to read more about Ducks Fans, Your Decade-Plus Of Suffering Is Over">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				If you didn't watch the Stanley Cup Finals Game 2 last night &mdash; and of course you did &mdash; you might have missed this odd shot of Snoop Dogg, who, for reasons unbeknown to anyone but him (and probably not him either), <a href="http://chazsports.blogspot.com/2007/05/i-like-way-snrub-thinks-apparently.html">was wearing a fake mustache</A>. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/264843/nhl-fans-are-that-much-more-special-today" title="Click here to read more about NHL Fans Are That Much More Special Today">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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