Stephen A. Smith, a man whose potent takes would make him a real powerhouse on Yelp, carved a little time out of his Sunday to answer questions for the people on Twitter.


Answer the call, tweeps:

The tweeps responded, including this guy:

Someone replying to a tweet with an unfunny joke on Twitter is unexceptional. Usually, the original person replying to the unfunny joke is also unexceptional, but Stephen A. Smith is exceptional, and he was gravely offended that someone would take his casual tweep question-and-answer session and turn it into a display of incredibly immature behavior. His voice exudes from this tweet:

Navigate the seas of Twitter carefully, tweeps, but know that if anyone comes at Stephen A. with gotcha questions like, “Where the bitches at?” he’s going to do what it takes to keep you safe.