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			<title><![CDATA[This Evening: The Nationals' Rookies, Hazed To Dress As Smurfs, With Stephen Strasburg As Papa Smurf]]></title>
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				 <em>Your p.m. roundup for Sept.12, the day <a href="http://gawker.com/5839438/shirley-the-smoking-orangutan-is-forced-to-quit">Shirley the orangutan quit smoking</a>. Photo courtesy <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/JesusFloresN26/status/113012323261751296">@JesusFloresN26</a>, via <a href="http://larrybrownsports.com/baseball/nationals-dress-rookies-up-as-smurfs-picture/86724">Larry Brown Sports</a>. Got any stories or photos for us? <a href="mailto:tips@deadspin.com">Tip your editors</a>.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5839355/this-evening-the-nationals-rookies-dressed-as-smurfs-with-stephen-strasburg-as-papa-smurf" title="Click here to read more about This Evening: The Nationals' Rookies, Hazed To Dress As Smurfs, With Stephen Strasburg As Papa Smurf">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 12 Sep 2011 18:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dom Cosentino]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Well-Meaning Nats Fan Breaks Out The &quot;HE'S BACK KKK&quot; Jersey For Stephen Strasburg's Return]]></title>
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				I get it. We're all very excited about Strasburg's return from Tommy John surgery, and he did what he could by making one of them a backwards K. But, he couldn't have added an extra K? Or eliminated the space between them and "back?" Or, even better, not had the jersey made in the first place? [<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/dc-sports-bog/post/stephen-strasburgs-return-the-hes-back-jersey/2011/09/08/gIQA3IwACK_blog.html">DC Sports Bog</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5838317/well+meaning-nats-fan-breaks-out-the-hes-back-kkk-jersey-for-stephen-strasburgs-return" title="Click here to read more about Well-Meaning Nats Fan Breaks Out The &quot;HE'S BACK KKK&quot; Jersey For Stephen Strasburg's Return">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 08 Sep 2011 10:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Barry Petchesky]]></dc:creator>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 06 Sep 2011 10:55:10 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Rob Dibble Now Wants To Swaddle Stephen Strasburg In Warm Soft Blankets]]></title>
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				A year ago at this time Rob Dibble was in the news for <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/dc-sports-bog/post/rob-dibble-to-stephen-strasburg-suck-it-up/2010/12/20/ABLKuDG_blog.html">his contrarian opinions on Stephen Strasburg.</a> Rob Dibble's in the news again for <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/dc-sports-bog/post/rob-dibble-criticizes-nats-for-rushing-stephen-strasburg-back/2011/08/04/gIQAToT4tI_blog.html">his contrarian opinions on Stephen Strasburg. Except this time it's the exact opposite contrarian opinion. </a> What we're saying is, it's a good thing Strasburg's career choices is being dictated by a team of medical and organizational minds instead of a semi-employed Rob Dibble.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5827692/rob-dibble-now-wants-to-swaddle-stephen-strasburg-in-warm-soft-blankets" title="Click here to read more about Rob Dibble Now Wants To Swaddle Stephen Strasburg In Warm Soft Blankets">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 04 Aug 2011 11:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Barry Petchesky]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Tim Kurkjian's Tweets Are A Little Bit Leery]]></title>
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				Tim Kurkjian, <i>Baseball Tonight's</i> creaky-voiced elder statesman, <a href="http://twitter.com/Kurkjian_ESPN">started a Twitter</a> a couple weeks ago. He might not be getting the hang of it.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5782391/tim-kurkjians-tweets-are-a-little-bit-leery" title="Click here to read more about Tim Kurkjian's Tweets Are A Little Bit Leery">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 15 Mar 2011 23:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<em>Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5748684/who-wants-to-see-a-ref-rendered-physically-unable-to-have-children" title="Click here to read more about Who Wants To See A Ref Rendered Physically Unable To Have Children?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Mark Prior Doesn't Know Why You Keep Asking Him About Stephen Strasburg]]></title>
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				 <em>Every morning, the fine folks at Sports Radio Interviews sift through the a.m. drive-time chatter to bring you the best interviews with coaches, players, and personalities across the sports landscape. Today: walking arm injury Mark Prior.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5625575/mark-prior-doesnt-know-why-you-keep-asking-him-about-stephen-strasburg" title="Click here to read more about Mark Prior Doesn't Know Why You Keep Asking Him About Stephen Strasburg">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Well, ain't <a href="http://washington.nationals.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100827&content_id=13983748&vkey=news_was&fext=.jsp&c_id=was">this</a> a kick in the teeth? Sometimes you can do everything right, and have it all go wrong. That's the story of DC, and the story of baseball.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5623781/strasmas-is-cancelled" title="Click here to read more about Strasmas Is Canceled">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 27 Aug 2010 13:40:13 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Stephen Strasburg has a torn elbow ligament, and <a href="http://washington.nationals.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100827&content_id=13983748&vkey=news_was&fext=.jsp&c_id=was">will likely require Tommy John surgery</a>, which usually takes more than a year to heal. Sucks for the Nats' 2011 season ticket sales office.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5623613/strasburg-done-for-the-year-probably-2011-too" title="Click here to read more about Strasburg Done For The Year, Probably 2011 Too">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 27 Aug 2010 10:40:58 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Rob Dibble, <a href="http://deadspin.com/5620583/rob-dibble-is-trying-to-destroy-stephen-strasburg">fresh off trashing Stephen Strasburg</a> for begging off a start, <a href="http://voices.washingtonpost.com/nationalsjournal/2010/08/stan_kasten_on_rob_dibbles_two.html">will miss calling the next two Nats games.</a>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5622021/either-rob-dibbles-on-double-secret-suspension-or-he-has-great-comic-timing" title="Click here to read more about Either Rob Dibble's On Double Secret Suspension, Or He Has Great Comic Timing">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 25 Aug 2010 17:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				The Nats broadcaster thinks the phenom should suck it up and play through the pain. To examine, lets play point/counterpoint. On one side, Dibble himself. On the other side, a little thing called the facts.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5620583/rob-dibble-is-trying-to-destroy-stephen-strasburg" title="Click here to read more about Rob Dibble Is Trying To Destroy Stephen Strasburg">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				In sports, everyone is a winner-some people just win better than others. Like <strong>our hopes and dreams for one talented rookie</strong>, which are a little more realistic this morning after he got shelled to high heaven.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5610114/last-nights-winner-stephen-strasburg-expectations" title="Click here to read more about Last Night's Winner: Stephen Strasburg Expectations">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Miguel Batista managed to offend hundreds of Washington D.C. baseball game attendees Tuesday when he had the gall to make a spot start in place of D.C.'s Lord and Savior, <a href="http://deadspin.com/5599916/">the very much injured Stephen Strasburg</a>. Then he went and dissed Iowa.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5600887/strasburg-usurper-manages-to-offend-beauty-queen" title="Click here to read more about Strasburg Usurper Manages To Offend Beauty Queen">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				I don't mean that in some kind of larger, cosmic sense. I just mean that if you came out to the ballpark Tuesday, expecting to see Strasburg pitch, the team doesn't owe you anything after scratching him from his start.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5599916/attention-nationals-fans-you-dont-deserve-stephen-strasburg" title="Click here to read more about Attention Nationals Fans: You Don't Deserve Stephen Strasburg (Disappointed Newlywed Update)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				  Koufax. Gibson. Ryan. <em>Strasburg</em>. Now, MLB's not saying he's as good as them, but if six games are any judge, he's better!				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5581562/rev-up-the-outrage-mlb-apotheosizes-fellates-strasburg-in-new-ad" title="Click here to read more about Rev Up The Outrage; MLB Apotheosizes, Fellates Strasburg In New Ad">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Much ink has been spilled and airtime devoted to the question of whether Strasburg deserves to go to Anaheim. Well, frankly, it doesn't matter worth a damn if he deserves it.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5576402/stephen-strasburg-shouldnt-just-make-the-all+star-game--he-should-start-it" title="Click here to read more about Stephen Strasburg Shouldn't Just Make The All-Star Game &mdash; He Should Start It">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Stephen Strasburg already <a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/2010-Bowman-Stephen-Strasburg-Red-Autograph-1-1%20-AUTO-/200485213281?cmd=ViewItem&pt=US_Baseball&hash=item2eadd99461#ht_536wt_1139">has an autographed Washington Nationals baseball card</a> somehow, although I'm going to guess the $1 jillion eBay offer is not a "serious" bid. It's easily worth twice that! [eBay]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5572341/stephen-strasburg-saves-the-collectible-crap-industry" title="Click here to read more about Stephen Strasburg Saves The Collectible Crap Industry">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 25 Jun 2010 00:30:22 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				 The president probably gained a few more votes by refusing to take part in one of the worst stadium traditions. His daughter, on the other hand, needs a firm talking-to. [via <a href="http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2010/06/026572.php">Power Line</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5568841/obama-takes-a-firm-stand-against-the-wave" title="Click here to read more about Obama Takes A Firm Stand Against The Wave">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<strong>Stephen Strasburg update</strong>: 8ks, 5innings. Just give him the Cy Young for the rest of the decade right now. /Costas'd. [<a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/boxscore;_ylt=AmZuG47sk6qhgn64UVRlzaI5nYcB?gid=300613105">Yahoo!</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5562290/stephen-strasburg-is-strasburgering-the-crap-out-of-the-indians" title="Click here to read more about Stephen Strasburg Is Strasburgering The Crap Out Of The Indians">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				In sports everyone's a winner, some win better than others. Like the marketing geniuses who quickly pulled together <a href="http://voices.washingtonpost.com/dcsportsbog/2010/06/strasburger_mania_hits_dc.html">$12 burger platters named after Stephen Strasburg</a>, welcoming the goofy-grinned savior to both Major League Baseball and DC-area stomachs.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5559131/last-nights-winner-strasburger-entrepreneurs" title="Click here to read more about Last Night's Winner: Strasburger Entrepreneurs">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 09 Jun 2010 11:00:09 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				 The Washington Nationals' Band-Aid, Stephen Strasburg, makes his Major League debut tonight against the anemic Pittsburgh Pirates. He's expected to throw three no-hitters, hit five home runs, and save numerous cats from numerous trees.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5558575/stephen-strasburg-let-them-know-its-strasmas-time" title="Click here to read more about Stephen Strasburg: Let Them Know It's Strasmas Time">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<a href="http://twitter.com/darrenrovell1/status/15422629010">Via Darren Rovell</a>, the town of Strasburg, Va., will rename itself Stephen Strasburg, if he just makes a visit sometime this year. Hey, it put Hitler, North Dakota on the map. [<a href="http://www.renamestrasburg.com/">RenameStrasburg.com</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5555518/town-offers-to-rename-itself-stephen-strasburg" title="Click here to read more about Town Offers To Rename Itself &quot;Stephen Strasburg&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<em>Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5552269/like-all-rich-and-graying-new-york-icons-keith-hernandezs-mustache-summers-in-the-hamptons" title="Click here to read more about Like All Rich And Graying New York Icons, Keith Hernandez's Mustache Summers In The Hamptons">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 01 Jun 2010 09:45:31 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Nationals Fans Upset About Being Forced To Watch Nationals Game]]></title>
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				Next Friday's home game at Nationals Park is the hottest ticket in D.C. Unfortunately, it's still just a regular ol' June game against the Reds and not the big league debut of Stephen Strasburg. By the way, no rain checks!				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5549689/nationals-fans-upset-about-being-forced-to-watch-nationals-game" title="Click here to read more about Nationals Fans Upset About Being Forced To Watch Nationals Game">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 27 May 2010 20:00:49 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Texas Fan Celebrates His New Souvenir With A Double-Barreled Salute]]></title>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 13 May 2010 07:00:18 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Stephen Strasburg Performs Miracle Of Turning 27 Pitches Into Six Outs]]></title>
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				Baseball Jesus Stephen Strasburg debuted today against the Tigers and pitched two scoreless innings. He gave up back-to-back two-out singles in the second, finished with a strikeout, and transubstantiated into Miguel Batista. [<a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/spring2010/news/story?id=4979597">ESPN</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5489556/stephen-strasburg-performs-miracle-of-turning-27-pitches-into-six-outs" title="Click here to read more about Stephen Strasburg Performs Miracle Of Turning 27 Pitches Into Six Outs">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 09 Mar 2010 18:25:09 EST]]></pubDate>
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				It seems <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/spring2010/news/story?id=4958981">more and more likely</a> that Stephen Strasburg will spend his April riding buses around the Carolina League, and this of course has everything to do with "his seasoning" and nothing whatsoever to do with saving money. Right.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5484167/strasburg-will-start-the-season-in-the-minors-for-reasons-that-have-nothing-at-all-to-do-with-money-no-sir" title="Click here to read more about Strasburg Will Start The Season In The Minors For Reasons That Have Nothing At All To Do With Money, No Sir">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 02 Mar 2010 19:20:12 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 22 Feb 2010 08:00:36 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[The 2009 Washington Nationals: A Season Of Bigger Failure]]></title>
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				Despite <a href="http://deadspin.com/5349909/the-2009-new-york-mets-a-season-of-failure/gallery/">appearances</a>, the New York Mets are not baseball's worst team. That honor belongs to the Washington Nationals, a organization whose legendary incompetence should be memorialized on the marble arches of the great city that wishes they played elsewhere.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5360945/the-2009-washington-nationals-a-season-of-bigger-failure/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about The 2009 Washington Nationals: A Season Of Bigger Failure">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 17 Sep 2009 16:45:58 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[They Lost The 'Devil,' But The Rays Are Still Goth]]></title>
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				<em>Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5340489/they-lost-the-devil-but-the-rays-are-still-goth" title="Click here to read more about They Lost The 'Devil,' But The Rays Are Still Goth">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 19 Aug 2009 06:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Nationals Sign Strasburg At The Buzzer; Anti-Boras Demagoguing To Begin Shortly]]></title>
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				The Nationals locked up the best pitching prospect ever with 77 seconds to spare, and <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SCOTT BORAS" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SCOTT BORAS" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/scott-boras/">Scott Boras</a> once again nudged the whole draft right up to the point of going tilt.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5339742/nationals-sign-strasburg-at-the-buzzer-anti+boras-demagoguing-to-begin-shortly" title="Click here to read more about Nationals Sign Strasburg At The Buzzer; Anti-Boras Demagoguing To Begin Shortly">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 18 Aug 2009 11:45:50 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tommy Craggs]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Adrian Beltre Goes On The DL With An OH GOD WHY OW OW OW]]></title>
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				<em>Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5337193/adrian-beltre-goes-on-the-dl-with-an-oh-god-why-ow-ow-ow" title="Click here to read more about Adrian Beltre Goes On The DL With An OH GOD WHY OW OW OW">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 14 Aug 2009 06:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Barry Petchesky]]></dc:creator>
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				Today's <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MLB DRAFT" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MLB DRAFT" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/mlb-draft/">MLB Draft</a> officially kicks off Stephen Strasburgapalooza, and despite the torrent of media coverage, most stories tackled one of two questions: How much will the Nationals pony up, and are No. 1 picks worth the money?				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5284858/have-you-read-enough-about-this-guy-today" title="Click here to read more about Have You Read Enough About This Guy Today?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 09 Jun 2009 16:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Why Scott Boras Isn't As Evil As You Think He Is]]></title>
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				Tomorrow, Scott Boras begins the process of jimmying a record bonus out of the Nationals on behalf of Stephen Strasburg. Let's dispense with the usual frog-raining about baseball's superagent and see him for what he is: Scott Boras, labor revolutionary.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5283119/why-scott-boras-isnt-as-evil-as-you-think-he-is" title="Click here to read more about Why Scott Boras Isn't As Evil As You Think He Is">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 08 Jun 2009 16:00:54 EDT]]></pubDate>
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