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				I don't remember now what was in my letter, which I'd addressed to the very nonspecific "SportsCenter anchors." I'm sure it was your standard fan mail&mdash;"I'm a big fan, I watch every morning, I want to be on ESPN one day." I don't think I asked for a reply, and I definitely didn't ask for signed headshots. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5871365/15-years-ago-i-wrote-a-fan-letter-to-espn-heres-who-wrote-back/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about 15 Years Ago, I Wrote A Fan Letter To ESPN. Here's Who Wrote Back.">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 28 Dec 2011 12:20:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/1652 --><!-- /videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/1652 --> Rob Gronkowski, Patriots tight end and friend to at least <a href="http://deadspin.com/5852493/rob-gronkowski-hanging-out-with-porn-star-bibi-jones-looks-like-hes-enjoying-his-bye-week">one porn star</a>, scored two touchdowns in New England's 34-3 win over Kansas City last night.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5861900/head-injuries-make-rob-gronkowski-giggle" title="Click here to read more about Head Injuries Make Rob Gronkowski Giggle">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 22 Nov 2011 18:05:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				 <em>Your morning roundup for Oct. 18, the day <a href="http://gawker.com/5850784/watch-a-penguin-turn-to-a-life-of-crime">those dastardly criminal penguins got away with it</a>. Photo via<a href="https://twitter.com/#!/xmasape/status/126095158583369728"> @xmasape</a>. Got any stories or photos for us? <a href="mailto:tips@deadspin.com">Tip your editors</a>.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5850832/the-flash-mob-was-canceled-but-nobody-told-stuart-scott-trent-dilfer-and-steve-young" title="Click here to read more about The Flash Mob Was Canceled, But Nobody Told Stuart Scott, Trent Dilfer, And Steve Young">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Stu Scott was hyping an upcoming replay of <a href="http://deadspin.com/5701925/">Derek Anderson's meltdown</a> last night when, in describing the cough button that "bleeps" out curse words on TV, Scott accidentally used a curse word on TV.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5702515/stuart-scotts-unfortunately-timed-and-therefore-highly-ironic-f+bomb-gaffe" title="Click here to read more about Stuart Scott's Unfortunately Timed And Therefore Highly Ironic F-Bomb Gaffe">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Deadspin Classic: Stuart Scott Could Be Yours For $25 Grand (Plus Shipping!)]]></title>
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				 For a person who goes on record that he "<a href="http://voices.washingtonpost.com/dcsportsbog/2007/06/stuart_scott_doesnt_read_your.html">doesn't read blogs</a>" I find this statement deceptive and wrong. But, hey, holla and all that. [<a href="http://www.terezowens.com/stuart-scott-shows-us-love/">TerezOwens</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5316054/you-know-what-stu-scott-i-dont-believe-you" title="Click here to read more about You Know What, Stu Scott, I Don't Believe You">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 16 Jul 2009 10:00:37 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Many ESPN personalities and other sports-reporter level famous individuals are paranoid about humiliating photos of them popping up on the internet. Thankfully, most of the recognizable faces at the WWL have made peace with the notion that, yes, if they are photographed <a href="http://deadspin.com/5015510/pardon-the-interruptionin-my-pants">gawking at Kendra Wilkinson</a> or leaving <a href="http://deadspin.com/sports/top/scott-van-pelt-has-a-way-with-the-ladies-192853.php">bumbling voice mail messages to girls in Dewey Beach,</a> it's newsworthy to Sports Blog America. Then there's Stu Scott, who's been justifiably furious over <a href="http://deadspin.com/sports/aj-daulerio-is-the-balls/daulerio-at-sbxl-alex-brown-goes-back-to-bourbon-street-stuart-scott-attempts-to-jack-himself-up-232932.php">certain rumors regarding his late night text-message habits</a> and pretty much sworn off the credibility of blogs forever because of said rumor. Fair enough. The story that Jonathan Bachman, a photographer for the Gambit Daily, told me about Scott's behavior during last night's Monday Night Football game, he has made it abundantly clear he's not going to let the internet sully his reputation ever again.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5060278/stuart-scott-is-desperate-to-avoid-any-photographic-evidence-of-him-chatting-up-cheerleaders" title="Click here to read more about Stuart Scott is Desperate to Avoid Any Photographic Evidence of Him Chatting Up Cheerleaders">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 08 Oct 2008 13:15:50 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				There are many reasons as to why I shouldn't link to an <em>Onion</em> article titled, "Stu Scott's Left Eye Moves To Fox", but the reasons why I should link to it somewhat outweigh them. I think. Not sure. But what harm could possibly come from linking to someone else's cruel satirical sports writing if it's not your own? It <em>is</em> the Onion. It's not like it's an Onion knock-off.  The messenger should be spared in this case. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5043140/the-onion-breaks-some-interesting-news-about-stu-scott" title="Click here to read more about The Onion Breaks Some Interesting News About Stu Scott">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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Fresh off this year's Jimmy V Classic post-event celebration in Raleigh, N.C, Stu Scott and some other famous, not-so-famous and ubiquitous "celebrities" sauntered out into the night for a karaoke croon-fest like no other. Scott was the star, though, unleashing a set of pipes that show why he's destined for <a href="http://misterirrelevant.com/index.php/2007/10/11/stu-scott-breaks-down-poetry-jam-on-sc/">poetry jam defness</a>. Video goodness after the jump. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5035992/stu-scott-born-on-the-street-and-hard-as-hootie" title="Click here to read more about Stu Scott: Born On The Street And Hard As Hootie">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				This month's <a href="http://men.style.com/gq">GQ</a>, "The Comedy Issue", features a slate of interesting articles about the state of comedy &mdash;  the up-and-comers, the old guard, in an easy-to-read lay out, anchored by a Seth Rogen feature, which tells us all how the shlubby kid with the Jew-fro became the hottest property in Hollywood &mdash;  and is end-to-end a very satisfying read.  In the front of the book, which may or may not be part of the "Comedy Issue," GQ writer Nate Penn has a quick q-and-a with ESPN's Stuart Scott. Clearly he's either a little annoyed at answering this whole blog question (don't blame him) or he's just come around to actually reading them &mdash; this one in particular. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5026270/stuart-scott-gets-the-final-word" title="Click here to read more about Stuart Scott Gets The Final Word">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 17 Jul 2008 13:15:44 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<em>Washington Post</em> Bog maven Dan Steinberg once again caught up with everybody's favorite <a href="http://deadspin.com/sports/aj-daulerio-is-the-balls/daulerio-at-sbxl-alex-brown-goes-back-to-bourbon-street-stuart-scott-attempts-to-jack-himself-up-232932.php">late night text-messager</a>, Stu Scott, <a href="http://blog.washingtonpost.com/dcsportsbog/2008/07/a_conversation_with_stuart_sco.html">for a little chat about</a>, oh, anything he could think of at the time. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5021938/stu-scotts-well+wishes-are-much-appreciated" title="Click here to read more about Stu Scott's Well-Wishes Are Much Appreciated">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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Wow, that "ESPN the Weekend" sure looks like it was fun. Here's Stuart Scott getting all Chuck D on the karaoke mic with proper S1W accompaniment by Charles Barkley playing the role of Flavor Flav and, hmm, Mr. Belding from "Saved By The Bell" obviously filling Professor Griff's giant shoes.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better" title="Click here to read more about Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Last week, <EM>The New Republic</eM>, in a post about Sen. Barack Obama calling into a Philadelphia sports talk radio station, <a href="http://blogs.tnr.com/tnr/blogs/the_stump/archive/2008/03/20/the-stuart-scott-effect.aspx">unleashed the following groaner</a>:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/371351/media-approval-ratings-stuart-scott" title="Click here to read more about Media Approval Ratings: Stuart Scott">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				A spy on the NBA on ESPN Christmas Day media conference call informs us that Stuart Scott is returning to the air tomorrow night but will undergo chemotherapy <strike>for colon cancer</strike> this winter. Expect a podcast on ESPN.com from Stu later today. We wish him well.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/336252/" title="Click here to read more about 
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<EM>AJ Daulerio's Cultural Oddsmaker runs every Friday. <a href="mailto:ajdau1@yahoo.com">Email him</A> to let him know what you think.</EM> 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/310286/whats-stu-scotts-next-poetry-jam" title="Click here to read more about What's Stu Scott's Next Poetry Jam?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Stuart Scott is doing his dumbass poetry jams again. [<a href="http://misterirrelevant.com/index.php/2007/10/11/stu-scott-breaks-down-poetry-jam-on-sc/">Mr. Irrelevant</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/309734/" title="Click here to read more about 
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				One can think of no one better to mediate the feud between 50 Cent and Kanye West than Stuart Scott ... except of course Conan O'Brien, or Daulerio. Both have albums coming out on Sept. 11, and Fiddy, as the kids call him, said that he will retire if Kanye's <em>Graduation</em> outsells his <em>Curtis</em>. The two will square off on the Sept. 11 episode of BET's <em>106 & Park</em>, and Scott will be present to, well, I'm not sure. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/297490/stuart-scott-will-bring-peace-to-the-world-of-rap" title="Click here to read more about Stuart Scott Will Bring Peace To The World Of Rap">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Sometimes we wonder if we are too hard on ESPN. Sure, collectively, they seem to have sucked the very life out of sports, packaging schtick and corporate pablum into a stew of impossible-to-digest soulless muck. (And, unlike the rest of us, they mix metaphors!) But they're still just individuals, out there doing a job, trying to make a living, navigating this crazy planet like the rest of us. We should cut them some slack. Right? Right? 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/260890/how-do-you-spell-p+l+e+a+s+e-l+o+r+d-g+o+d-s+t+o+p-t+a+l+k+i+n+g" title="Click here to read more about How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 16 May 2007 13:45:33 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Mother's Day will soon have come and gone, but there's still time to relive one of the all-time greatest mother moments in sports history.  Carmelo Anthony's mother, overcome with emotion, beaming with pride as her son lives his proudest moment ... and Stuart Scott antagonizing her with a microphone.  What's going through her mind, Stu?  Something like, "get away from me," I'd wager.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/260051/may-stuart-scott-leave-your-mother-the-hell-alone-this-evening" title="Click here to read more about May Stuart Scott Leave Your Mother The Hell Alone This Evening">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 13 May 2007 20:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				While a guest on "Mike and Mike In The Morning" &mdash; one's gay! one's fat! hijinks ensue! &mdash; Stuart Scott, <a href="http://www.aolsportsblog.com/2007/04/12/stuart-scott-says-calling-a-woman-a-ho-is-affectionate/">as reported by The Fanhouse</A>, wanted to make it clear that when calls you a ho, he's doing it out of love.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/251715/stuart-scott-truly-loves-his-hos" title="Click here to read more about Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 12 Apr 2007 12:45:17 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				In a roundup of odd and confusing photos from the NBA All-Star Game last weekend, <a href="http://leave-the-man-alone.blogspot.com/2007/02/fashion-round-up-nba-all-star-weekend.html">Leave The Man Alone</A> found this unfortunately closeup photo of Stuart Scott.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/238397/if-the-nba-all+stars-all-have-pink-eye-this-week-youll-know-why" title="Click here to read more about If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 21 Feb 2007 10:30:53 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<a href="http://thebiglead.com/?p=1751">The Big Lead</A> has a fun wrapup of media party-related stories from the Super Bowl &mdash; which was Sunday, by the way &mdash; and we enjoyed this one considerably.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/234334/stuart-scott-is-ready-to-kick-some-mustache-ass" title="Click here to read more about Stuart Scott Is Ready To Kick Some Mustache Ass">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 06 Feb 2007 15:45:49 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<EM>Deadspin "correspondent" AJ Daulerio is filing dispatches from the Super Bowl all week. Last night, he hit the motherlode. This is the final of his three tales from a crazed night.</eM>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/232932/daulerio-at-sbxl-alex-brown-goes-back-to-bourbon-street-stuart-scott-attempts-to-jack-himself-up" title="Click here to read more about Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The toolsheds pictured here are members of a "band" called <a href="http://www.myspace.com/something2ponder">Something To Ponder</a>, and they, uh, do some sort of funk rap folk music, the type of thing that we listen to and ponder, oh,  the end of civilization. But that could just be us.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/196113/people-actually-lamer-than-stuart-scott-rip-on-stuart-scott" title="Click here to read more about People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 23 Aug 2006 16:15:45 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				So here's the strangest thing we've seen in a while (or at least since yesterday): Someone on eBay is selling <a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/STUART-SCOTT-ESPN-POUTING-11x14-MATTED-PHOTO_W0QQitemZ8809832982QQcategoryZ50129QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem">an 11-inch-by-14-inch framed matted photo of Stuart Scott pouting on a tricycle</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/174197/stuart-scott-out-of-the-pool" title="Click here to read more about Stuart Scott, Out Of The Pool">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				If you're the type of person who tunes in half because you think it's a part of the national conversation and half because there was a chance David Blaine would die a violent death on national television and you didn't want to miss it, you might have noticed that the host of Blaine's "look at me, I've got PRUNE hands!" self-aggrandizing special last night was none other than ... ESPN "SportsCenter" anchor Stuart Scott. He's apparently ABC/ESPN's go-to guy for coverage of <A href="http://www.deadspin.com/sports/espn/theyre-not-booing-theyre-yelling-stuuuu-146240.php">live pseudo-events</A>. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/172438/david-blaine-and-stuart-scott-perfect-together" title="Click here to read more about David Blaine And Stuart Scott: Perfect Together">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				As always, we giggle with anticipation for ESPN ombudsman George Solomon's monthly "OK, so, you guys are kind of a disgrace to American journalism, but hey, we're all friends here, and besides, sports are fun!" ombudsman column for ESPN, and <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/columns/story?columnist=solomon_george&id=2432518">this month's entry has all the usual limp admonishments</A>, with questions about "Bonds on Bonds," a dopey nudge at Tony Kornheiser and, our favorite, a tender hand slap at Stuart Scott for his soul-destroying poetry slams. Scott defends the "poems" by saying, "the reading of poetry is an African-American thing &mdash; expressing emotion," and we agree; no one better represents the plight of African-Americans than Stuart Scott. We therefore apologize for stabbing ourselves in the face everytime he does one.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/171566/today-in-ombudsman-history" title="Click here to read more about Today In Ombudsman History">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				We don't mean to overstate this, but Saturday was a disappointing an evening for college basketball as we can remember. It's not just that George Mason <a href="http://www.deadspin.com/sports/george-mason-patriots/cinderella-mauled-by-gator-164542.php">lost to Florida</A>, or even that they lost so convincingly. Their legend had been secured simply by making it to Indianapolis at all; any mid-major who makes the Sweet 16 for the next 10 years will be asked if they can "pull a George Mason."				<a href="http://deadspin.com/164648/one-depressing-sports-weekend" title="Click here to read more about One Depressing Sports Weekend">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Congratulations to Dan Le Batard, who you say <a href="http://www.deadspin.com/sports/espn/poll-scariest-espn-mag-mugshots-158829.php">has the most terrifying ESPN: The Magazine mugshot</A>. It was a tight race, with Le Batard &mdash; who was joking about the mugshots and this poll on his radio show yesterday, quoting from several of our great commenters &mdash; edging out Stuart Scott (who actually got our vote). 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/159130/dan-le-batard-horrifies-you-the-most" title="Click here to read more about Dan Le Batard Horrifies You The Most">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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Yesterday, we tried to figure out <a href="http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/the-bitmapped-bill-simmons-158656.php">what was going on with Bill Simmons' ridiculous mugshot</A> in <EM>ESPN: The Magazine</eM>. Well, now we've got copies of all four main mugshots in the magazine, and they're inexplicable. And horrifying. Take a look at them below, and let us know which one makes you want to cry the <EM>least</eM>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/158829/poll-scariest-espn-mag-mugshots" title="Click here to read more about Poll: Scariest ESPN Mag Mugshots">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				We know this is our job and everything, but we'll admit, we, uh, weren't watching Stuart Scott's little New Years Eve "spectacular" in Times Square over the weekend. Sorry. We've let you down.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/146240/theyre-not-booing-theyre-yelling-stuuuu" title="Click here to read more about They're Not Booing. They're Yelling &quot;Stuuuu!&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				If you're sitting alone on New Years Eve and just aren't getting full off EV1.net Houston Bowl between Texas Christian and Iowa State, you're in luck: ESPN2 will be <a href="http://www.broadcastingcable.com/article/CA6289579.html?display=Breaking+News">hosting a live New Years Eve night show</A> from the Hard Rock Cafe in Times Square, from 11 p.m. to 1 a.m. It will be hosted, inevitably, by Stuart Scott and, most amusingly, an " as-yet unnamed host, probably a woman." (Lupica just can't catch a freaking break over there.)				<a href="http://deadspin.com/142044/boo+yah-in-the-new-year" title="Click here to read more about Boo-Yah In The New Year">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The fine blue-collar folks at <a href="http://www.joesportsfan.com/HolidayWishes.html">Joe Sports Fan</A> have compiled their (fictional, sadly) list of holiday cards they received from various ESPN personalities. It's amusing enough for a Thursday morning.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/141785/holiday-wishes-from-espn" title="Click here to read more about Holiday Wishes From ESPN">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Well, it's the day after Michael Irvin's endless string of <EM>mea culpas</eM> following his arrest on Friday, and if Irvin's appearances had anything in common, it was their high proportion of "<EM>mea</EM>" to "<EM>culpa</EM>." Let's look back at Irvin's trip through the ESPN empire:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/139854/a-day-in-the-life-of-the-new-michael-irvin" title="Click here to read more about A Day In The Life Of The "New" Michael Irvin">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				For those of you who keep asking ... yes. Yes, we saw Stuart Scott's "slam poetry" on SportsCenter this morning. There were Bengals highlights. And then there was a change in shadow, and then the slam came, and then in didn't stop, and then it kept going, and then it <a href="http://www.themightymjd.com/2005/11/i-think-stuart-scott-is-doing-poetry.html">kept going</A>, and it was astounding, it really was.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/139551/yes-we-saw-it" title="Click here to read more about Yes, We Saw It.">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Yesterday we looked at <a href="http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/why-your-hometown-columnist-sucks-stephen-a-smith-137417.php">Stephen A. Smith, expert columnist and sports reporter</a>. We then came across <a href="http://www.thenewsargus.com/news/2005/11/07/Sports/Stephen.A.Smith.Speaks.Out.About.Controversy-1057007.shtml">a story in the <EM>Winston State-Salem News Argus</EM></A>, the student newspaper of the college Stephen A. attended. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/137676/stephen-a-smith-todays-murrow" title="Click here to read more about Stephen A. Smith, Today's Murrow">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<EM>Suggested questions for today's <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/chat/sportsnation/index?mode=show">ESPN SportsNation</A> chatters ...</eM>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/133559/we-have-to-ask-" title="Click here to read more about We Have To Ask ...">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				We're always kind of wary of academic studies on issues that happen out in the real world &mdash; grad students are always nitpicking at matters they don't have the guts to try themselves; they're like bloggers, except <EM>much ... slower ...</eM> &mdash; but we found this one irresistible, even if we have doubts that it actually means anything.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/131341/study-espn-is-rotting-your-brain" title="Click here to read more about Study: ESPN Is Rotting Your Brain">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/chat/sportsnation/index?mode=show">ESPN SportsNation</A> [ESPN]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/128755/a-stuart-scott-chat-excerpt-presented-without-comment" title="Click here to read more about A Stuart Scott Chat Excerpt, Presented Without Comment">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 03 Oct 2005 14:01:04 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				We've looked at what departing ESPN big momma Mark Shapiro <a href="http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/saying-goodbye-to-espns-mark-shapiro-128407.php">did right during his reign atop the network</a> and at <A href="http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/mark-shapiros-many-missteps-128482.php">what he did wrong</a>. The real question is what the network will do now that the man responsible for its radical facelift over the last few years has gone. There will be no real "replacement" for Shapiro; the network is said to be spreading his job among several top executives, considered the only possible short-term solution. ESPN continues to post positive growth quarters, after all, even if many think its <a href="http://deadspin.com/sports/yahoo/yahoo-sneaks-past-espncom-128272.php">dominance of online is slipping</a>. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/128546/the-legacy-of-shapiro" title="Click here to read more about The Legacy Of Shapiro">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 30 Sep 2005 17:04:06 EDT]]></pubDate>
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