Today was Mike Trout’s 26th birthday. He recorded his 1,000th hit. He hit a home run. He remains so spectacularly talented to be almost boringly so, with no indication that he will develop any flaws soon. Here are his teammates, celebrating this glorious day by dumping all manner of stuff upon his head:

Here is some of that stuff, ranked from least disgusting to most.

  1. Slushie
  2. Water
  3. Baby powder
  4. Coffee creamer
  5. Eggs
  6. Getting hit by the contents of a trash can
  7. Cereal