There are people who watch the Super Bowl despite not knowing shit about football. This much is obvious. If these people are smart (which they are, inevitably, not, else they'd know something about football) they keep their mouths shut.

Inexplicably, the people with whom you least looked forward to sharing the Super Bowl were actively Tweeting during it, too. Here's the dumbest Tweets we observed during Sunday night's game. There were a lot of confused Tweets about NBC's cable cam, which again shows you how many people watch the Super Bowl but not any other football the rest of the season. (We picked on this guy because of his Twitter name.)