This Guy Hasn't Washed His Face Since 2004

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This Guy Hasn’t Washed His Face Since 2004

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They've announced the villain in the next Batman movie, and this one's the most insidious of all. His powers include super smugness, a photographic memory that does not include anything prior to 2001, and invisibility (should the conversation turn to the Bruins). Only posted comment to his photo so far: "I want to punch this loser in the face." (That seems harsh: I like the handiwork here). And for those who think that the Celtics aren't represented, all I can say is that you haven't seen his ass.

ALTERNATE CAPTION: This is what I get for falling asleep on Iracane's couch.

If you think this is unusual, you should see the poor schmuck with the Knicks/Mets face. That guy might as well have leprosy.

Fan Faces [San Diego Union Tribune]

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