It's official, kids. I'm officially out of sports news for the weekend. Well, Wayne Rooney did break his foot, but I'm pretty sure I've exceeded my soccer quota for the weekend. Although Rooney broke his foot during Manchester United's soccer match, he could have just as easily lost the foot entirely if he didn't pay attention to Trip Fisk and his bone-chilling words about sword safety, and the ramifications therein.

There. I somehow tied a random YouTube video to a sports story. Cash me, Denton.

Rooney Fractures Foot [Sky Sports]
Cautionary Tales of Swords [YouTube]