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more about #nfl more comments → sir_pantsalot: Are there any other Cowboys fans out there that just wish the worst possible for the Cowboys hoping that Jerry will sell the team? I can't be the only... more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: TJ/ UkraineNotWeak found unconscious in his bathroom next to an empty bottle of Advil, wearing only a Mets hat. [www.mlbtraderumors.com] /TJ more » Weed Against Speed: Needed more Dennis Quaid. /Jaws 3-D more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Holy shit! They do the Madden game in real life, too?! more » Steve U: A similar problem developed at the Eagles' last home game, when Andy Reid insisted on calculating the 3-D effect in spherical coordinates. more » Segador: Your 2-D photos of the 3-D screen of the 3-D game are great, though! more » Hatey McLife: I think this technology is wasted on football games, but would definitely enhance the experience of attending live executions. more » David Hume: ...broadcast stunning 3-D images to the crowd....of the live three-dimensional football game taking place directly below it. This is the dawning of t... more » AzureTexan: Jerry, 3D is supposed to add the z-coordinate to Euclidean space, not the zzzzzzzz-coordinate. more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Since many fans chose not to put on (or couldn't figure out?) the stupid glasses, the video replay board became a blurry red and blue mess to their ey... more » Hatey McLife: the video replay board became a blurry red and blue mess to their eyes. Just looked washed out and grayish to Bill Clinton. more » ScientificMapp: According to reports, the loudest cheer of the day came when they finally shut it off Michael Schiavo was at the game. more » Dickens_Ghost: If the Cowoys are "America's Team" then they correlate well. Lots of promise, some talented people, a big, gaudy place to play in, lots of hot chicks,... more » thatblackgirl: I wish that the open fellating of Brett Favre by the game announcers was at least filmed so I could get my jollies. #notadude more » AzureTexan: "A local VFW threw a party with more than 50 people Thursday night to watch the game with Mildred and celebrate the local hero." Tiger Woods, meanwhi... more » -
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3-D Broadcast Fails To Win Over Crowd At Actual 3-D Game
Yesterday, in a stupendous moment of technological flimflammery, the infamously large HDTV that hangs over the field at Cowboys Stadium broadcast stunning 3-D images to the crowd....of the live three-dimensional football game taking place directly below it. -
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Late Game Open Thread: A Whole Lot Of Yuck
Team That Makes Old Ladies Sad v. Team Run By A Sad Old Lady; Rejuvenated Vince Young v. Reanimated Kyle Boller; Holding Romos v. Litigious Merrimans, etc. #nflforums [NFL.com] -
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Early Game Open Thread: Count The Santa Hats In The Stands
Purple Jesus v. Ocho Jesus; Team Josh v. 16-0, Kellen Clemens v. Raheem Morris' head set; Cutler v. Cold, Who Deys v. The Ryan-Turnerlesses; The Photoshopped Ghosts of Dick Jauron v. The Photoshopped Ghosts of Larry Johnson, etc.#nflforum [NFL.com] -
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James Harrison's Mom Won't Have Any Of That Stuff
Silverback's momma got into some sort of tussle at a football-viewing party on Thursday night in Akron, Ohio. She and two others were charged with assault for all sorts of punching, kicking, and bottle-throwing as the Steelers' season unraveled. [PFT] -
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In Memoriam: A Great Sports Intro
Forget "Roundball Rock." Click inside and hear the greatest network sports theme song of all time. More » -
#lastnightswinner
Last Night's Winner: Pirates Fans
In sports, everybody is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like Pittsburgh's baseball fans, who don't have to be alone anymore. Cheering for championships are overrated anyway! More » -
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Just Because He Tapes His Penis To His Thigh Is No Reason To Judge
"After David Akers nails 55 YD FG in practice, Jon Dorenbos exhalts in celebration, screaming, 'Einhorn's a man!'" [Via] -
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I Guess We've Solved All The Real Free Speech Issues
A Central Pennsylvania town is tackling the pernicious threat of Steelers fans. Now the ACLU's getting involved. This is going to be uglier than tonight's game. More » -
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#ballsdeep
The Five Stages Of Football Grief. Jamboroo, Week 14
Drew Magary's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Find more of his stuff at his Twitter feed. More » -
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Oakland's Happy Family Just Got A Little More Dysfunctional
Randy Hanson, noted coach punchee, is back working with the Raiders. Even for a historically feckless franchise, this is surprising. Let's look at the possibilities. More » -
#sadwhimsy
Guns, Booze, and Saints Fans: A Drama In One Act
Even if this turns out to be a viral video for Smith and Wesson, you kind of know this really happened somewhere in Louisiana, right? [YouTube, thanks Ed!] -
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NFL.com Gives The Fans A (Stupid, Racist) Voice
Like most websites, NFL.com sets aside space to highlight the wittiest, most intriguing comments from its legion of readers in a special place labeled, "The Crowd Has Spoken." Unfortunately, the crowd is mostly angry, illiterate jacknobs. More » -
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E.J. Henderson's Leg Should Not Bend That Way
In case you missed it, the Vikings' E.J. Henderson took a nasty shot last night....but Al Michaels had no problem breaking out the break talk for the guy with the broken femur. Break. [YouTube, D4L, SSF] -
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A Turdfest On Paper Gives Us A Few Gems
Ten early games, and only one features two teams with winning records. Rex Grossman, Matt Moore, Brodie Croyle, Daunte Culpepper and Chris Redman all took snaps today. But what's this about upsets? More » -
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Your Late Games Open Thread
Mike Vick was soundly booed every time he touched the ball, until his two TDs heralded "We Want Vick" chants. Probably led by these two ladies! Discuss the beginning of Tony Romo's annual December meltdown in the comments. [AJC] -
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Hey Look, More Things Wrong With NFL Overtime!
As if it weren't enough that a random coin toss essentially decides the winner in a significant majority of overtimes, now comes SCIENCE! to tell us that the flip of the coin may not be so random. More » -
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Your Early Games Open Thread
Middle America wins the 1:00 games slate (or should I say "noon games," our new Hardee's-eating overlords?) as us coastal elite miss out on the promising Indy/Tennessee game. I promise to be nicer next time I'm changing planes. [The506] -
#egos
As It Turns Out, NBA Players Haven't Completely Tuned Out David Stern
The Celtics' ever-humble Rajon Rondo challenged the Titans' Chris Johnson — who's so fast, he reminded Gus Johnson of a felon — to a footrace. Why do NBA players think they can hack it in the NFL? Blame the commish. More » -
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Having Eli Manning's Autograph More Humiliating Than Losing To Eli Manning
In the catalog of manufactured outrage, it's hard to think of a dumber example than Dallas players somehow being angry at Eli Manning for signing a wall in the new Cowboys Stadium. Plaster has never been so disrespected! More » -
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Our Nation's Athletes' Traffic Violations Are No Longer Below-The-Fold News
Adrian Peterson was ticketed for doing 109 in a who-cares-how-many mph zone. But a police spokesperson took pains to assure the press that the traffic stop was "very routine." This is the world we live in now. [Pioneer Press]
