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more about #nfl more comments → Chris Hanson's Axe: What we're gonna do, we're gonna make a seal here, and we're gonna make a seal here, and then we're gonna run it right through this alley here. Yes, w... more » Kid Canada: Vincent Pastore's agent is already making phone calls. #vincelombardi more » AzureTexan: Who's the Bart Co-Starr? #vincelombardi more » ClintonPortishead: WHAT IN THE HECK IS GOING ON OUT HERE, YOU SILLYPOTAMUS? more » Artie Fufkin: Like half of Broadway goers aren't fat tourists from the Midwest. #vincelombardi more » ClueHeywood: Here's the hook: it's on roller skates! #vincelombardi more » DirkToberFest: Because the only thing liberal East Coast elitst theatergoers love more than football is people from Wisconsin. And dining at "classy" places like Ba... more » Bobby Big Wheel: It's the second Packers-themed production on Broadway this year, as I believe Hamlet is based on Brett Favre's offseason. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: I heard they are considering casting Willem Defoe due to the scene where Vince is graphically castrated. #vincelombardi more » ArkansasFred: Do they love people from Brooklyn who went to Fordham? You know, like Lombardi? #vincelombardi more » CaliCheeseSucks: denying him the chance to break the team's all-time rushing yards mark. (He was 75 shy of Priest Holmes' record.) To be fair, it would have taken hi... more » DirkToberFest: This is the biggest victory for Citizens Against Women Beaters and Homophobes since Fred Phelps fell off the face of the Earth. more » Artie Fufkin: I bet under President Obama, he actually qualifies for unemployment. #larryjohnson more » formerly Chief Wahoo: He's no Christian Okoye. #larryjohnson more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Diner Patron: I'll have the Priest Holmes, with a side of Larry Johnson. [waits 10 minutes] Waitress: [puts plate of scrambled eggs and toast on tab... more » -
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I Loved It. It Was Much Better Than "The Bengals"
Broadway is producing a play about the life of Vince Lombardi. Because the only thing liberal East Coast elitst theatergoers love more than football is people from Wisconsin. [WSOCTV] -
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Larry Johnson Raises Kansas City's Unemployment Rate By One
The Chiefs have released the unhappy running back, denying him the chance to break the team's all-time rushing yards mark. (He was 75 shy of Priest Holmes' record.) There really is no I in"public relations nightmare"team. [KansasCityStar] -
#weekendwinner
Tony Romo Wins The Weekend
In sports, everybody is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like Tony Romo, who won the weekend by not making a complete spectacle of himself. When no one notices you, you're probably doing your job right. More » -
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Ochocinco Is Straight Cash
Why would a football player carry singles in their uniform pants? Heading to the strip club after the game? Buying off the refs? Or just throwing a little cheddar the Ravens' offense's way after having their way with them? More » -
#nfl
Your Late Games Open Thread
No one disputes Dan Snyder's lack of football acumen, but John Riggins goes so far as to call him "a bad guy." While maybe not a war criminal, the Skins' season ought to be called the new Trail of Tears. -
#nfl
San Diego Horndoggery Day Continues
Chris Chambers was released due to the Chargers concerns about his personal life: namely, some Fatal Attraction level stalking. He's got a restraining order out on his ex-girlfriend, after she sent "lurid" text messages to his wife. [SD Union-Tribune] -
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Your Early Games Open Thread
It's Cardinals vs. Bears in the match-up of teams we try to talk ourselves into believing are good. But they're not. Meanwhile, thankfully, the Skins game has been confined to the Zaxby's region of the country. [The506] -
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Ted Ginn: A Lot Like Jesus!
Says Miami O-Coordinator Dan Henning: "In the Bible, on Palm Sunday they threw flowers at the Good Lord, then on Friday they....beat the shit out of him, crucified him....in this league they give us seven days....only gave him five." [NBCMiami] -
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#ballsdeep
Why Are So Many Quarterbacks Kicking So Much Ass? Jamboroo, Week 9
Drew Magary's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Find more of his stuff at his Twitter feed. More » -
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Just What I Was Thinking; This Game Needs More Favre
Because you, the consumer, demanded it, FOX has a dedicated camera trained solely on Brett Favre (reader David demonstrates). Try to keep it in your pants. [Brett Favre cam] -
#nfl
The Good, The Bad and The Browns
That vaunted Broncos defense finally ran into a better one, while some quality teams struggled. Also, the usual terrible ones did too. More » -
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Your Late Games Open Thread
Dana Stubblefield's ex has a restraining order out on him. So basically...convicted steroid user has anger issues? I'm shocked and appalled. Use the comments to register your shock at the announcers occasionally mentioning Brett Favre used to play here. -
#nfl
Tom Cable Is An Equal Opportunity Puncher
His ex-wife and ex-girlfriend both tell Outside The Lines that Cable treated them like assistant coaches. Meanwhile, JaMarcus Russell goes woefully unstruck. [ESPN] -
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Your Early Game Open Thread
It's sort of a shame the rest of us won't get to see Detroit and St. Louis, sure to be the most even match-up of the day. And if the Rams don't win today, they're not winning ever. [The506] -
#gambling
Bad Beats: The Bane Of The Bookie
A weekly look at smart plays, oddball propositions and all your tales of gambling woe. Send your stories to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Bad beats. More » -
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Messing With Our Heads: A Former Player's Lament
With the brains of football players now a matter of national concern, writer Michael Oriard, a former Chiefs offensive lineman and a cultural historian, worries about both his own fate and the NFL's. More » -
#ballsdeep
HALLOWEENAROO! Jamboroo, Week 8
Drew Magary's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Find more of his stuff at his Twitter feed. More » -
#nfl
Would Anyone Like To Own The Tampa Bay Buccaneers?
The Buccaneers are so sad this season that the local UFL team says they can beat them. Maybe owner Malcolm Glazer agrees, because according to Tampa sports talk radio station WDAE, he's putting the team up for sale. More » -
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We've Got A Rogue Hogette On The Loose
You know about the Redskins' porcine cross-dressers' club. But did you know they're very exclusive? This is the strangest Redskins story you'll read all...day. Maybe. More » -
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Congress Gets Involved In Concussion Debate, Fails To Solve Everything
NFL commissioner Roger Goodell was called to the national principal's office today to explain to senile Congresspeople why football isn't the deadliest game in town. We had some trouble following the testimony because this terrible headache. More »
