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New York, 2:29 AM
Mon Nov 9
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If he's going to look like that from now on, he needs to get a new wife. I have a suggestion... #sammysosa
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I mean, look at all those idiot Yankees fans!
[deadspin.com] #minnesotatwins
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Says you; that image will haunt my dreams forever. #sammysosa
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-every single escort #sammysosa
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Isn't ephemera on the banned substance list? #minnesotatwins
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Sounds more like me and my fellow Cal alumni thinking the Rose Bowl is a possibility after Week 3. #jahvidbest
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reminds me of one of my favorite simpsons jokes #soccer
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