It makes more sense for women to sit: 1) we always* sit,
2) we always have to wipe, and
3) we can easily reach between our legs from the front.
I don't know of any women who stand, but then I haven't spent much time watching.
*I exclude those goddamn hoverers who spray piss all over public restroom seats because "eww, the seats are too dirty to sit on." People like you are the reason for that, you filthy bitches.
@CumaeanSibyl:
1. You DONT have to sit all the time.... man did not institute that unspoken law.. grannys did.
2.Wiping is overrated... just shake whatcha mama gave ya and the drip will end. Crook your legs a bit and... VOILA!!
3. You are correct on that count!! ALWAYS wipe from front to back to avoid infection
@IamScarletSimmons: Yeah, it's a common way of dealing with fear of dirty public restrooms. Great quad workout, but always leads to spraying. *shudder*
@KaiserSoze: Sitting is easier all around. They put the seat on a toilet for just that reason. I hear they have products these days to allow women to stand while peeing, but aside from camping trips, I don't see the point.
Also: ew. The "leftover pee squelch" is second in grossness only to the "poo butt itch" described elsewhere in this thread.
@MarkKelsosMigraine: I had a Supermike weekend once. After leaving Gillette Stadium, I used my bullhorn to scream some cryptic, vaguely insulting shit at anyone in earshot, pissed my pants and shot some bottle rockets out of my ass crack towards a police horse. If I were Chris Burden, I'd have won an award, but instead, I spent the night in jail, and am now barred from ever setting foot in the city of Foxborough.
He's staying at home to work on an entirely different kind of swing, such as one that Charlie and Sam's new stepsiblings will be playing on in a few years.
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pro athlete capitalized? This has to be Scott Boras.
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Never did I think I would enjoy another Eddie more than Cousin Eddie. Remarkable.
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2) we always have to wipe, and
3) we can easily reach between our legs from the front.
I don't know of any women who stand, but then I haven't spent much time watching.
*I exclude those goddamn hoverers who spray piss all over public restroom seats because "eww, the seats are too dirty to sit on." People like you are the reason for that, you filthy bitches.
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1. You DONT have to sit all the time.... man did not institute that unspoken law.. grannys did.
2.Wiping is overrated... just shake whatcha mama gave ya and the drip will end. Crook your legs a bit and... VOILA!!
3. You are correct on that count!! ALWAYS wipe from front to back to avoid infection
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gotta be front to back when doing the devil's potty.
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Also: ew. The "leftover pee squelch" is second in grossness only to the "poo butt itch" described elsewhere in this thread.
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. . . of the basement in which I plan to lock them, while I travel the world banging supermodels by the hour.
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*By soldiers I mean Tiger's swimmers on a whore's face.
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If he was going to play one Average White Band album over and over again, I would have guessed Cut the Cake or the White Album.