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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    01:24 AM

    In reply to Amazingly, Tiger Heeding Rick Reilly's® Advice And Taking An Indefinite Break From Golf
    The circle of life? That was a lion, man.
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    Image of The Sports Hernia The Sports Hernia
    12:29 AM

    In reply to The One Where Mike Piazza Caused The Tiger Woods Mess
    For using filthy language and demonizing a Pro Athlete.

    pro athlete capitalized? This has to be Scott Boras.
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    Image of The Sports Hernia The Sports Hernia
    12:25 AM

    In reply to The One Where Mike Piazza Caused The Tiger Woods Mess
    Peace, Eddie

    Never did I think I would enjoy another Eddie more than Cousin Eddie. Remarkable.
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    12/11/09

    Not a tip, per se; more like a request: can this be tomorrow night's DUAN go-home music video accompaniment?

    #tips
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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    12/11/09

    In reply to Sitters Vs. Standers – The Great Wipe Hope
    It makes more sense for women to sit: 1) we always* sit,
    2) we always have to wipe, and
    3) we can easily reach between our legs from the front.

    I don't know of any women who stand, but then I haven't spent much time watching.

    *I exclude those goddamn hoverers who spray piss all over public restroom seats because "eww, the seats are too dirty to sit on." People like you are the reason for that, you filthy bitches.
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    Image of IamScarletSimmons IamScarletSimmons
    12/11/09

    @CumaeanSibyl: Do women really hover? I can only imagine that would lead to abs of steel. That or bursting forehead veins due to the stress.
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    Image of KaiserSoze KaiserSoze
    12/11/09

    @CumaeanSibyl:
    1. You DONT have to sit all the time.... man did not institute that unspoken law.. grannys did.
    2.Wiping is overrated... just shake whatcha mama gave ya and the drip will end. Crook your legs a bit and... VOILA!!
    3. You are correct on that count!! ALWAYS wipe from front to back to avoid infection
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    Image of Who's Cartwright? Who's Cartwright?
    12:49 AM

    @CumaeanSibyl: i hope you aren't implying that you wipe #2's from the corn hole to the porn hole?

    gotta be front to back when doing the devil's potty.
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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    01:32 AM

    @IamScarletSimmons: Yeah, it's a common way of dealing with fear of dirty public restrooms. Great quad workout, but always leads to spraying. *shudder*
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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    01:34 AM

    @Who's Cartwright?: Ew, of course not.
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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    01:36 AM

    @KaiserSoze: Sitting is easier all around. They put the seat on a toilet for just that reason. I hear they have products these days to allow women to stand while peeing, but aside from camping trips, I don't see the point.

    Also: ew. The "leftover pee squelch" is second in grossness only to the "poo butt itch" described elsewhere in this thread.
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    Edited by CumaeanSibyl at 12/12/09 1:39 AM CumaeanSibyl was starred CumaeanSibyl was unstarred
    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    12/11/09

    In reply to Amazingly, Tiger Heeding Rick Reilly's® Advice And Taking An Indefinite Break From Golf
    Elin's reaction when Tiger told her he'd like to go play golf:
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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    12/11/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: Hello, friend owl. How's the weather back in 2005?
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    01:15 AM

    @CumaeanSibyl:
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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    12/11/09

    In reply to I Saw Mommy Kissing Nightmare Ant
    Remember the sequel to Gremlins? Yep, me neither.
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    12/11/09

    In reply to Amazingly, Tiger Heeding Rick Reilly's® Advice And Taking An Indefinite Break From Golf
    Ugh, this means when he returns, Jim Nantz is going to be even more insufferable.
     Reply
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    Image of The Gizmo from Pismo The Gizmo from Pismo
    12/11/09

    In reply to Amazingly, Tiger Heeding Rick Reilly's® Advice And Taking An Indefinite Break From Golf
    So this means the PGA is going into a lockout til Tiger returns a la NHL right?
     Reply
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    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    12/11/09

    In reply to Amazingly, Tiger Heeding Rick Reilly's® Advice And Taking An Indefinite Break From Golf
    The worst part is that it was right in front of our faces the whole time. All we had to do was connect the dots.
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    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    12/11/09

     
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/11/09

    @Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: I love it when you do these.
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    12/11/09

    @Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: +11
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/11/09

    @Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: I don't get it. Why is Tiger taking a snap from a naked center?
     Reply
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/11/09

    In reply to I Saw Mommy Kissing Nightmare Ant
    Stev D, huh? My dream of a Supermike weekend draws nearer.
     Reply
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    12/11/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: I had a Supermike weekend once. After leaving Gillette Stadium, I used my bullhorn to scream some cryptic, vaguely insulting shit at anyone in earshot, pissed my pants and shot some bottle rockets out of my ass crack towards a police horse. If I were Chris Burden, I'd have won an award, but instead, I spent the night in jail, and am now barred from ever setting foot in the city of Foxborough.
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    12/11/09

    In reply to Amazingly, Tiger Heeding Rick Reilly's® Advice And Taking An Indefinite Break From Golf
    He's staying at home to work on an entirely different kind of swing, such as one that Charlie and Sam's new stepsiblings will be playing on in a few years.
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    Jefferson Tardship was starred Jefferson Tardship was unstarred
    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/11/09

    In reply to Amazingly, Tiger Heeding Rick Reilly's® Advice And Taking An Indefinite Break From Golf
    What's most important now is that my family has the time, privacy, and safe haven

    . . . of the basement in which I plan to lock them, while I travel the world banging supermodels by the hour.
     Reply
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    12/11/09

    In reply to Amazingly, Tiger Heeding Rick Reilly's® Advice And Taking An Indefinite Break From Golf
    With soldiers dying everyday, how can anyone play golf?

    *By soldiers I mean Tiger's swimmers on a whore's face.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/11/09

    @twoeightnine: It's no accident that under certain conditions, a little swimmer looks like a Nike swoosh.
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    12/11/09

    In reply to Amazingly, Tiger Heeding Rick Reilly's® Advice And Taking An Indefinite Break From Golf
    "After much soul searching, I have decided to take an indefinite break from professional golf."

    If he was going to play one Average White Band album over and over again, I would have guessed Cut the Cake or the White Album.
     Reply
    Edited by Jefferson Tardship at 12/11/09 7:54 PM Jefferson Tardship was starred Jefferson Tardship was unstarred
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