John Sterling has always reminded me of a drunk Christmas Party uncle, especially when he spends the second through fourth innings to share his uninformed, brandy-soaked theories on how to reduce welfare rolls.
@ArkansasFred: "Listen, Fred, you tell these people, you say, no more. Just get the hell back to work or we'll put you in a jail somewhere. Then they'll learn. Hey, where'd I put that bottle?"
Seeing John Sterling referred to as "The Voice of the Yankees" makes me want to die a little inside. Mel Allen, Rizzuto, Bob Sheppard, anybody* but Sterling, please.
That's not as bad as when Roger Sterling complimented Paul Kinsey's work with Salvatore Romano's catchphrase, "Another stroke of genuis from the closeted Italian queer!"
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All Japanese men look the same to me - beautiful.
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No shit, half of Long Island is married to one anyways.
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*okay, not Suzyn Waldman.
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