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    Jack Clark: Still Hating On The Mets

    A Final Message From Bea Arthur: Be A Good Sport
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    07/01/09

    In reply to Jack Clark: Still Hating On The Mets
    "Plus the fact that the Mets' asshole manager moonlighted as a know-it-all postman. God, that guy never shut up."
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    07/01/09

    In reply to Jack Clark: Still Hating On The Mets
    this coming from a guy who signs his crotch on his baseball card!
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    07/01/09

    In reply to Jack Clark: Still Hating On The Mets
    They used to call me BATMAN, and now they just call me CRAZY JACK.


    /lean on me'd

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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    07/01/09

    In reply to Jack Clark: Still Hating On The Mets
    But Doc and Darryl told you they were your best fuckin' friends, man! Doesn't that mean anything? Seriously! Man it's hot in here!
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    07/01/09

    In reply to Jack Clark: Still Hating On The Mets
    Meanwhile, Dick Clark is hating on...huh? What's that Dick? I can't make it out. Here, Dick, write it down.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    07/01/09

    @Karlifornia: I think you are referring to the fact that he signed his own package. Am I right?
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    07/01/09

    In reply to Jack Clark: Still Hating On The Mets
    2009:Jack Clark::2039:AJ Daulerio
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    04/27/09

    In reply to A Final Message From Bea Arthur: Be A Good Sport
    Goodnight, lovelies!
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    Image of swimmingly swimmingly
    04/27/09

    In reply to A Final Message From Bea Arthur: Be A Good Sport
    I'm going to bed. It is 1000 degrees in here and the dog is hogging the fan. For having funny genitals, you're good people.
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    Image of Token_Tennis_Fan Token_Tennis_Fan
    04/27/09

    In reply to A Final Message From Bea Arthur: Be A Good Sport
    All right! Instead of smelling like death, I now smell like Bath and Body Works.
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    04/27/09

    @Token_Tennis_Fan: Which product? For I am addicted to them.
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    04/27/09

    @undomesticgoddess: Mountain Frost, from the men's line.
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    04/27/09

    @Token_Tennis_Fan: Oo! That's a good one.
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    04/27/09

    @Token_Tennis_Fan: Damn! I've never smelled that one- but it sounds really nice.


    If only I were at the Bath and Body Works... And it wasn't 1 am....

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    Image of Token_Tennis_Fan Token_Tennis_Fan
    04/27/09

    @undomesticgoddess: I'm a fan of all the men's scents except for Woodlands. That just smells like old man. Mountain Frost is my favorite. Might get Glacier Bay next time, though.
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    04/27/09

    @Token_Tennis_Fan: I feel a little deprived of opportunities to go into that store, because I have a very hard time leaving without spending money.

    I like the names of the scents. They sound like fun vacations.
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    04/27/09

    @undomesticgoddess: I go in there with a purpose. Get in, grab what I need, get out. It works for me.


    And with that, I'll bow for the night. Have a good week, all.

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    04/27/09

    @Token_Tennis_Fan: Goodnight!
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    04/27/09

    In reply to A Final Message From Bea Arthur: Be A Good Sport
    Damn, I should have posted the baking thing tomorrow. I guess I still can, obviously. But seriously, Texas Deadspinners - come to Dallas and I'll make you a pie. Not being facetious, being totally serious, like, send me a PM with your fave pie and I will deliver. I love to bake for boys who love to eat!
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    04/27/09

    In reply to A Final Message From Bea Arthur: Be A Good Sport
    Night boys and girls. Stay safe and stay the FUCK away from Nightmare Ant.




    Can't sleep. Nightmare Ant will eat me.

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    04/27/09

    @Shakεy: I'm going to have nightmares now. I'll call you when I start screaming in my sleep. Because it actually happens, and it is frightening for everyone involved.
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    Image of Andy Hutchins Andy Hutchins
    04/27/09

    In reply to A Final Message From Bea Arthur: Be A Good Sport
    I had the bright idea to put closed captions on the Skinemax.


    It has gone from entertaining to wildly entertaining.

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    04/27/09

    @Rock You Like An Iracane: This sounds like comedic gold.
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    04/27/09

    @Rock You Like An Iracane: That sounds fantastic.
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    Image of Andy Hutchins Andy Hutchins
    04/27/09

    @swimmingly: @hellosunshine: I could write these things.


    What kind of income do you think that would get me?

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    04/27/09

    @Rock You Like An Iracane: I feel like writing captions for softcore porn is pretty much second nature so you might not make that much initially, since even my dog can write those. But if you bring the laughs which I totally think you would, you would make a lot more. Especially if you turn a totally serious skinemax, something like "Real Housewives: Debbie's Fantasy #4 - The Plumber", into caption laughs, I'd pay money for that.
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    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    04/27/09

    In reply to A Final Message From Bea Arthur: Be A Good Sport
    So does this thing happen every night, or is it just on the weekends?
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    04/27/09

    @Shamrockette is stickin' to it!: Every night, 365x a year.
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    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    04/27/09

    @Shakεy: :D


    Even more of an excuse to not do homework at night!

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    04/27/09

    @Shamrockette is stickin' to it!: Yes, it's an excellent way to destroy sleeping habits and productivity.


    Both has happened to me.

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    04/27/09

    @Shakεy: The same is happening to me right now. I can't sleep at all and I have no desire to finish my final week of school before finals week.
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    04/27/09

    @Shakεy: Oh no. Well, I'll be by more often, begging y'all to teach me about sports and bringing the cute. And if any of y'all ARE in Dallas, I'll bake pies. Promise.
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    04/27/09

    @hellosunshine: The promise of pie is enough to make one contemplate a move
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    04/27/09

    @The Devil and Daniel Murphy: I'm completely serious. I'm actually moving into a house with a couple of guy friends soon, and it works because I absolutely love to cook and bake and they absolutely love to eat.


    So, any Deadspinners who read this? Come to Dallas and you are guaranteed whatever pie you want. (Though my specialties are apple, pumpkin, blueberry, strawberry and Derby, I'm perfecting others.)

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    Image of Token_Tennis_Fan Token_Tennis_Fan
    04/27/09

    @hellosunshine: Banana cream!
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    04/27/09

    @Token_Tennis_Fan: @NFL Draft Walkout: Done and done. I'm not even joking, PM me as to where and when y'all will be in Dallas and you will have pie!
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    Image of J.R. Brown J.R. Brown
    04/27/09

    In reply to A Final Message From Bea Arthur: Be A Good Sport
    So, for the Jezebelles and Deadspinners.


    A simple question if you're still awake. What the hell do you do for a living.


    I'll crane my neck out. I'm an independent author (re: not published), I work in retail, and I work in theater as a sound engineer. And yet, I'm barely head above water...


    So, how about you?

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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    04/27/09

    @NFL Draft Walkout: Student.
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    04/27/09

    @NFL Draft Walkout: Accountant.
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    04/27/09

    @NFL Draft Walkout: Student. In debt. But totally worth it.
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    Image of Schm Schm
    04/27/09

    @NFL Draft Walkout: Soon-to-be student (again), starting this summer. Currently unemployed since March, hence all the time spent online now.
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    04/27/09

    @NFL Draft Walkout: Ugh, I'm temping right now. I majored in PR and worked at two of the biggest PR agencies in the world, hated one environment, got out, became an admin assistant and am now getting my teaching certificate. So I'm looking for teaching / PR / assistant jobs in Dallas. Frustrating.
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    04/27/09

    @NFL Draft Walkout: I am on my way to becoming a hairstylist!
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    Image of mikedrawcar mikedrawcar
    04/27/09

    @NFL Draft Walkout: student. still. first bachelors in product design, getting my second in car design. both require a no-sleep/social life minor.
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    Image of J.R. Brown J.R. Brown
    04/27/09

    @mikedrawcar: Yes, they do. My roommate is a commercial art major and getting his product design minor.


    And yes, we've both pulled off 3 hour sleep days with no chance of dating to work on a project he's needed help with.

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    Image of mikedrawcar mikedrawcar
    04/27/09

    @NFL Draft Walkout: it's good times for all. its the last two weeks so i'm down to 4hrs/night max.

    car design is actually a few notches above product in the insanity. at my school 70+ people compete for 15 spots each year. and the way the industry is going, even fewer are getting jobs.
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    Image of Token_Tennis_Fan Token_Tennis_Fan
    04/27/09

    In reply to A Final Message From Bea Arthur: Be A Good Sport
    You know what's weird? When single girls, having trouble finding a guy, talk about how cute/hot they are first. I never understood that.
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    04/27/09

    @Token_Tennis_Fan: We're making ourselves feel better. Though, it does sort of suck when you have guys telling you how pretty you are and then take forever to ask you out. Grow. Some. Huevos.
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