Early Results Are In: Gawker Media Census Proves You’re Probably Drunk Right Now

Last week we asked you to take the 2012 Gawker Media Census, and in return offered one lucky survey-taker the opportunity to win a new iPad. Well, early responses are in, and we learned some interesting info about you guys—like the fact that 77% of you are more likely to buy alcohol than any other product in the…

Take The 2012 Gawker Media Census, Win An iPad, And Then Resume Your Quest for 3rd Base

After last year's census, we discovered that 66% of you stud muffins were in relationships and 51% of you dined out at around 3 times a week—we can only assume that all that wining and dining is how you keep the ladies coming back. Take a quick 10-minute break from the drunken hookups to answer the 2012 Gawker Media…