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New York, 3:21 PM
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    25 Random Things About Rick Reilly. Really.
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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    02/25/09

    In reply to 25 Random Things About Rick Reilly. Really.
    Asshole even name drops in bold. Way to class it up.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    02/25/09

    In reply to 25 Random Things About Rick Reilly. Really.
    26. I'm married to the 1980 Junior Miss California.

    27. I married her in 1979.
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    Image of crazyjoedavola crazyjoedavola
    02/25/09

    In reply to 25 Random Things About Rick Reilly. Really.
    (15) I've been a grocery bagger, rental-shop clerk, lawn mower, book packer, 7-Eleven cashier, flower deliverer, bank teller, gas jockey and car washer.


    He left out joker, smoker, and midnight toker.

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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    02/25/09

    @crazyjoedavola: He's also been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet, a pawn and a king.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    02/25/09

    In reply to 25 Random Things About Rick Reilly. Really.
    I too write in bars, Rick.


    Here I stand, hand on my cock.

    waiting to drain the pee


    An hour ago, I had quite a shock

    my stool came out bloo-dee


    A hemmo-roid or asshole tumor

    I wonder what it is?


    Either way, I heard a rumor

    That you fill the bowl with jizz.

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    02/25/09

    In reply to 25 Random Things About Rick Reilly. Really.
    Also, we find out that Rick is allergic to animals, is married to the 1980 Junior Miss California


    I suppose that is better than the 2009 Junior Miss California having a restraining order against you, like Bill Plaschke.


    /could be true

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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    02/25/09

    In reply to 25 Random Things About Rick Reilly. Really.
    I write in bars because I enjoy looking like a gigantic douchebag.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    02/25/09

    In reply to 25 Random Things About Rick Reilly. Really.
    26. The guy who wrote the Carrot Top movie Chairman of The Board also writes my columns.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    02/25/09

    In reply to 25 Random Things About Rick Reilly. Really.
    Would one of you guys just go beat the shit out of him already? Maybe if he wasn't such a douchebag someone would want to talk to him and he wouldn't be so damn lonely, said the desk jockey working a mind numbing 12 hours/day.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    02/25/09

    @J-No: Amen. Hey Rick, why don't we switch job? I'll get paid millions of dollars to do something I love, and you can do doc reviews for 14 hours a day.


    What a fucking dick.


    /Normally I don't mind being a lawyer. But doc review is killing me.

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