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    Mark Whicker Has Left The Yard Before

    Which Sports-Related Person Would Engage In A 2Girls1Cup-Type Video?
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    09/10/09

    In reply to Mark Whicker Has Left The Yard Before
    Ouch. Any reference to my school ever having a football team makes me sad. No wonder the Titan school pride's in a shithole.
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    09/10/09

    In reply to Mark Whicker Has Left The Yard Before
    I submitted a piece to the New Yorker about a recent trip I made to Fenway. I wrote about the fact that Fenway stands, along with Wrigley, as a testament to the bygone era of ballparks with unique designs of necessity. Quirks and idiosyncracies required to shoe horn a ball park into an urbanscape rather than faux-quirks designed to fool the eye. I pointed out that the Green Monster stand is a true colassus, and that one would need to stack upwards of 70 starved Rawandan corpses to reach its full height. Also there is no parking.

    They passed on publishing the piece (unclear as to why) but suggested that I submit it to the Orange County Register.
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    09/10/09

    @Slapshot21: This is not a manuscript to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
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    09/10/09

    In reply to Mark Whicker Has Left The Yard Before
    Congratulations, Jay Mariotti! You've finally been out-douched!
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    09/10/09

    In reply to Mark Whicker Has Left The Yard Before
    Blame the readers for your own stupidity. Class act Mark.
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    09/10/09

    In reply to Mark Whicker Has Left The Yard Before
    Whicker added, "I don't think I'll be writing about kidnapping victims anytime soon, so unfortunately, the world will never get to see my piece on all the things that have happened in sports since the last time Mariane Pearl saw her husband with his head attached."
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    09/10/09

    In reply to Mark Whicker Has Left The Yard Before
    Lebanon, what is that-- Ellen DeGeneres' home planet?!!?
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/10/09

    @Stev D: +1
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    09/10/09

    In reply to Mark Whicker Has Left The Yard Before
    Wow! That long?

    On the other hand, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/10/09

    In reply to Mark Whicker Has Left The Yard Before
    You've left the subterranean Lebanese dungeon!

    What the big deal, Tommy? You never played Beirut in some Frat basement?
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    09/10/09

    In reply to Mark Whicker Has Left The Yard Before
    I just need to know if Whicker shops at Pier 1. For irony's sake.
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    09/10/09

    In reply to Mark Whicker Has Left The Yard Before
    I still can't believe they let this fucker write an episode of LOST.
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    09/10/09

    In reply to Mark Whicker Has Left The Yard Before
    Wow! That long?

    On the other hand, Beirut is still Charlie Sheen's favorite shithole in the world. So it was only yesterday.
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    09/10/09

    In reply to Mark Whicker Has Left The Yard Before
    And to think about all of those people from Oklahoma City who will never get the chance to experience the joy and excitement of catching a Thunder basketball game.

    Damn you, Timothy McVeigh!
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    09/10/09

    In reply to Mark Whicker Has Left The Yard Before
    I'm much more offended that this guy pulls a newspaper columnist salary and can't stop recycling old ideas.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    09/10/09

    In reply to Mark Whicker Has Left The Yard Before
    How long was it? When Anderson was captured, Wally Joyner was in Triple-A. Michael Jordan was finishing his rookie year. Ted Tollner and USC were Rose Bowl champs.

    A 19 year old Alyssa Milano was blowing Pat Hentgen in Triple-A Syracuse.
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    09/10/09

    In reply to Mark Whicker Has Left The Yard Before
    Can you imagine his column if The Second Coming ever happens.
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