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Welcome To The Suck

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Silky John-STON!
08/18/09

In reply to Welcome To The Suck
I'm as sick of this as anyone else, but for real... make a list of things you WOULDN'T do at age 40 for $12,000,000.

Is being an NFL QB on that list? I didn't think so.
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Hit Bull Win Steak
08/18/09

In reply to Welcome To The Suck
Well, he'll be the most awkward looking man in purple who isnt fighting Batman
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Mike Byhoff
08/18/09

In reply to Welcome To The Suck
Seinfeld said it best: You're rooting for laundry.
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GoodEveningGodlessSodomites
08/18/09

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Dear Drew,
I have just come to a realization of how sad it must be to root for the Vikings. Here you are, justifiably upset over your favorite team signing the soul or your so-called rival team. Yet this team, the Packers, do not even consider you to be their number 1 rival. You are like the Maryland basketball fans of pro football, pretending that Duke is your arch-nemesis while Duke carries on not even knowing you exist. Packers-Bears is a rivalry. Vikings-Packers is a game played twice a year that rarely has playoff implications. Enjoy your year of suck.
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Its The Beer Talking
08/18/09

@GoodEveningGodlessSodomites: Nearly every Packers fan I know hates the Vikings more than the Bears. You're severely understating the depth of this rivalry.
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the earl of weaver
08/18/09

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If nothing else, Brett has certainly added some poignancy to your column being titled "Balls Deep."
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StuScott Booyahs
08/18/09

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BREAKING: Chris Mortensen is reporting that two homeless men have been spotted near Vikings' training camp.
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scroggzilla raids again
08/18/09

In reply to Welcome To The Suck
"Oh, I know how I'll react when he throws one of his inevitable 28 picks."

And those are just the home games!
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Blast it, Biggs
08/18/09

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The Purple Pill Eaters?
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StanGable
08/18/09

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Come and play with us Drew. 4 ever and ever and ever
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mikedrawcar
08/18/09

In reply to Welcome To The Suck
It would be like Coach K deciding to become the head coach at UNC.

Kansas fans have no idea what you're talking about.
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Billy Clyde Puckett
08/18/09

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Jesus, so much anger. Do we have any idea how many other Vikings are assholes, too? Or Buccaneers or Giants or Red Sox or Islanders or Lakers? I guess if they're the right kind of asshole - and not someone who had the temerity to be drafted by one team, get traded to another and actually, you know, PLAY WELL for another team - they're not worthy of playing for your favorite team full of assholes.
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Hit Bull Win Steak
08/18/09

@Billy Clyde Puckett: how the hell do you include the Islanders on that list?
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StuScott Booyahs
08/18/09

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You know what makes my dick itch? Herpes.
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Bobby Big Wheel
08/18/09

@StuScott Booyahs: Drew has herpes? You can get herpes from fucking a pie?
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StuScott Booyahs
08/18/09

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I, on the other hand, have no fucking clue how I'm supposed to feel when I turn on the TV this fall and see Brett Favre throw a touchdown pass for the Vikings

I wouldn't worry about that.
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BigRicks
08/18/09

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/still has nightmares
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ClueHeywood
08/18/09

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Favre is the Packers' Manchurian Candidate.
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