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01/30/09
...aw, who am I kidding, I'm the only person here who gives a crap about televised golf.
01/30/09
Untrue, my man.
It's true - Johnny does indeed have some insight, seeing how he played on tour. In fact, he shot at 62 at Oakmont in the Open. A fact he will pound into your skull as evidence of his superiority to all creatures. He's also not afraid to recite as gospel golf "truths" that are total bunk and refuted by folks smarter than I. (IE hit 3 wood, not driver on a narrow hole.
David Feherty on the other hand - he brings the goods.
01/30/09
-Walt Whitman
Leaves Of Grass
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You should double check it then.
01/30/09
Huh? And above Chip Carey, an announcer who makes his both father and grandfather roll in their graves? Riiiiiight.
That said, Tim McCarver should be higher (should bad baseball announcers be bumped higher due to them ruining the best of sports? I mean, c'mon, Walton is awful, but he's only calling an NBA game.)
01/30/09
But I agree: McCarver wins the contest of suck, hands down.
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Has to be Gus Johnson. I wish he still did Eagles Preseason games, it was like he was calling four consecutive Super Bowls, starring AJ Feeley and Ryan Moats.
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/see what I did there?
//You see, Keith Olbermann has a television program...
01/30/09
Mad Dog? Is that you?
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Well, thanks for clearing that up.
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Don: WELL A COURSE I'M NOT ON IT, I'M THE BEST THING GOIN, AND EVERYBODY KNOWS IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS, YOU KNOW, I'M THE BEST DRESSED GUY ON THIS TV HERE AND GET PAID A MILLION BUCKS A YEAR FOR 10 MINUTES OF ON AIR TIME A WEEK, LET'S GO!
Ron: A new study this week suggests that people want fighting out of hockey.
Don: ....................listen. Every year, the same thing. Someone gets hurt, someone gets their brain scrambled, some kid dies, and all the communist artsy fairies come outta the woodwork and everything like that. It's mostly women complainin, ya know?
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Don: But did you ask the players? NO, YA DIDN'T, BECAUSE IF YOU ASK THE PLAYERS, EVERY ONE A THEM WANTS TO KEEP THE FIGHTS, EXCEPT FOR MAYBE SOME A THOSE SISSY RUSSIANS OR SWEDES WHOSE FACES ARE TOO PRETTY TO BE REAL HOCKEY PLAYERS! AN I'M TIRED A TALKIN ABOUT THIS, AND FOR ALL YOU KIDS OUT THERE WHO LOVE THE FIGHTS, DON'T LET YOUR MOM TURN YOU INTO A LITTLE GIRL WHO WEARS PINK SHIRTS AND EVERYTHINK LIKE THAT, AND YOU KNOW WAHT I'M TALKIN ABOUT!!!