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New York, 2:56 PM
Tue Dec 15
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    01:59 PM

    In reply to Tiger's Latest Mistress: A Doping Scandal
    Hey, why is "Doc" so far away from the rest? It looks like it says "Tiger Drug Probe" and the Daily News wouldn't try to mislead readers who might be glancing at the headline, would they?
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    10:54 AM

    In reply to Tiger's Latest Mistress: A Doping Scandal
    To be fair, I heard most doping scandals are willing to do anal.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    10:48 AM

    In reply to Tiger's Latest Mistress: A Doping Scandal
    Meanwhile, my own drug, Actovegan, is full of fibery goodness and comes with your choice of nine-grain bread, steamed walnuts or a sanctimonious hippie chick you'd secretly like to doink.
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    10:40 AM

    In reply to Tiger's Latest Mistress: A Doping Scandal
    The shit's really gonna hit the fan when word gets out about the treatments Tiger received from his other doctor, Abraham Sapirstein, and how he paid for them.
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    10:38 AM

    In reply to Tiger's Latest Mistress: A Doping Scandal
    Hey, doc, you've been caught...I have one thing to say.
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    10:57 AM

    @Phintastic:

    You know, cause he looks like the lead singer...no? Nothing?
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    10:33 AM

    In reply to Tiger's Latest Mistress: A Doping Scandal
    Don't mess with The Mountie.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10:15 AM

    In reply to Tiger's Latest Mistress: A Doping Scandal
    Galea may have violated some obscure Canadian customs laws

    Times have changed. In the 90s I used to drive across the border into NYS with a 40 of Labatts in my lap and a trunk full of autographed Alex Trebek photos and Bachman-Turner Overdrive bootlegs in the trunk.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    10:11 AM

    In reply to Tiger's Latest Mistress: A Doping Scandal
    The Miracle Man was able to revive Tiger's knee because it was only mostly dead.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    10:10 AM

    In reply to Tiger's Latest Mistress: A Doping Scandal
    I cannot believe the lead singer from the Cutting Crew is also a renowned doctor. Talk about a double threat.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    10:08 AM

    In reply to Tiger's Latest Mistress: A Doping Scandal
    Actovegin, which is basically purified calf's blood.

    You'd never catch Vijay Singh doing this shit.
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    10:05 AM

    In reply to Tiger's Latest Mistress: A Doping Scandal
    A colleague is quoted as saying, "Ten years from now, they are going to say, wow, this guy was a pioneer."

    Only because he was at Kingdom Hall like every Saturday.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    10:03 AM

    In reply to Tiger's Latest Mistress: A Doping Scandal
    Is "platelet-rich plasma therapy" some New Age-y medical scam like
    "craniosacral therapy" or "diet and exercise"?
     Reply
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    10:03 AM

    In reply to Tiger's Latest Mistress: A Doping Scandal
    Other texts to the Doc include this gem...

    When's the last time you got laid? Get over here. I will wear you out.
     Reply
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10:00 AM

    In reply to Tiger's Latest Mistress: A Doping Scandal
    The guy on the left is supposedly 50 years old, btw.

    Ryan Seacrest just injected a quart of purified calf's blood into both his eye sockets.
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    09:59 AM

    In reply to Tiger's Latest Mistress: A Doping Scandal
    Maybe the Canucks here can clear this one up for me, but does it go:

    FBI : The Royal Canadian Mounted Police :: CIA : Her Majesty's Bird-Watching Troupe?
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