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Trust him. He knows you all think STDs are awesome, but he is here to tell you they are not.
And actually, I think it is exactly because half (including herpes, i.e. that rash around your genitals) are not curable. Hence the problem.
Well done! #fairfieldstags
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Don't forget the part where you go on Oprah to reveal the face you drank off. #fairfieldstags
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Are you kidding me? Victim? Actually, looking at his headshot, any girl who would sleep with that guy should be considered a victim.
And how is having a one night stand a "tale to tell your buds for years" ?? I guess if you rarely get laid, maybe?
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HULK HATE GRAMMAR!
HULK SMASH! #fairfieldstags
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Gay Rape? #fairfieldstags
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